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BB23 DRINKING GAME

Take a swig whenever Britini says how long she's been on the block

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VIEWER VOTES

Who should get Week 6 BB Bucks?
-100: Britini, Derek F, Derek X
- 75: Hannah, Tiffany, Xavier
- 50: Alyssa, Azah, Claire, Kyland, SarahB

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ACTIVE GAME TWISTS

HIGH ROLLERS Weeks 6,7,8
-BB Bucks distributed per viewer voting
-Top 3 vote-getters got 100, next 3 got 75, everyone else got 50
-They'll play casino games for a chance at winning powers. Better powers cost more. They can spend or save their bucks for a later/bigger power.
-A power can only be won once, and must be used the week it's won.

-Veto Derby BB$50
Bet on a veto player to win veto. Total of three shuffleboard shots determined order of bets.
-Chopping Block Roulette BB$125
Winner can remove a nominee, spin a wheel to select replacement
-Coin of Destiny BB$250
'Game of skill' call a coin flip to overthrow the HOH

Week 6
-Claire, Derek F, Kyland, SarahB played Veto Derby
-Tiffany also played but didn't score
-Kyland bet on Alyssa to win veto
-She did, so he got a second veto

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Power Status

Head of Household: Kyland
Original noms: Claire, Derek F
Veto winner/outcome: Alyssa/did not use
High Roller veto/outcome: Kyland/used on Claire
Final noms: Britini, Derek F
Have-nots: Nobody
Evicted: TBA


BB Bucks Balances:
100 - Britini, Derek X
 75 - Hannah, Xavier
 50 - Alyssa, Azah, Derek F
 25 - Tiffany
  0 - Claire, Kyland, SarahB


Alliance charts by @89razorskate20

Alliance maps by @Dolffica


Diary segment tallies by @clamperls4

Ratings Watch Wednesday's show won the hour with 0.90 rating, 7 share, 3.80 million viewers, ahead of America's Got Talent on NBC with 0.69/5/5.74, MasterChef on FOX with 0.52/4/2.40, and Press Your Luck on ABC with 0.42/3/3.03.
 
Overnight rating & share: adults 18-49; Rating: % of all TV households; Share: % of households watching TV



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Daily Feeds Recaps

Day 43 - Wednesday - August 18, 2021

We've now passed the halfway point of the season but things remain complex and hamsters remain obsessed with their own voices. Today's topics were some of the usual Wednesday fodder: who should win HOH and who would they put up, plus campaign pitches by the nominees, but there wasn't a lot of talk about flipping this vote, so in reality the campaign pitches were pointless, but Britini didn't know that. She presented six points to voters in one-on-one meetings. Most (maybe all) lied and told her they didn't know how they were voting yet. Alyssa told her she thought she had a chance to stay, but she didn't want Britini to be in the position Christian was last week, with everyone (including) Britini BSing him.

Derek F also had meetings that were mostly comedic pitches, and he told SarahB he "got in trouble last night" for laying around and not campaigning yesterday, implying that trouble had come from BB. And of course Kyland held meetings as well, and of course various retells of all the above also happened. Tiffany told Xavier someone should win HOH who'd put up Kyland and SarahB, meaning herself, Hannah, or Claire. Xavier reminded her she'd said yesterday Claire had to go, and Tiffany said things change fast in there. Claire and Derek X talked about targeting Kyland and Xavier if they win HOH, and Claire reminded DX that Xavier saying he's not nominating him probably just meant he'll be a renom/backdoor. Kyland told Tiffany "the only two scenarios for the six" next week would be Derek X either spends his BB Bucks or he goes home.

Feeds were down from around 6pm to 8pm for their halfway party. They had booze, food, music, and the traditional photo cake. They only ate (or cut out) Brent and Whitney's faces, leaving most of the cake intact (and usable as a strategy board for Kyland, heh). Apparently they didn't have much booze as several of them dove into cleaning up not only the party food, but pantry and general cleanup too. Britini launched into retells to Azah of her pitch meetings, and Derek F met with Xavier for reassurance that he'd stay. And he told Xavier "supposedly Tiff was the vote for Britini to stay," referring to that ages-ago hinky, and he added that Hannah had said that. Azah met with Kyland to ask where the votes lie, and he said he thought it was currently Britini going 7-1, with Azah being the 1. She said she'd heard talk about forcing a tie and she didn't want to give Britini that vote if that was the case. Kyland said there'd been talk that Tiffany, Hannah, Derek X, Claire might do that but he didn't think that was the case now, and they agreed to finalize that tomorrow.

Meanwhile Claire worked on Hannah to keep Britini, and told her Derek F was pushing to get all the girls out. Back in HOH (because you know Kyland was still talking), he broke down at one point, telling Azah the game is hard, evictions are the messed up part of the game, and "we always have to question motives." Azah said she's the biggest crier in the house and not to worry about getting emotional, and she gave him a big hug. The others were waiting to do Big Blue Couch and even sent someone up to get Azah for the song, but they went another half hour before they wrapped, with another hug and agreement to communicate better going forward. And then the Big Blue Couch season finale happened - unless, as emcee Derek F said, "depending how tomorrow goes, there might be a new season."

Britini didn't have a big part in tonight's BBC episode, but she did participate in the improv skit that followed. And she seemed to be in a good mood and enjoying herself for her last night.

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Day 42 - Tuesday - August 17, 2021

As promised, the big news last night was Tiffany giving Derek X a haircut. It didn't go as well as some BB haircuts (things like "it'll grow back" were said), but it wasn't as bad as others (remember Paul's hackjob on Paulie). I don't know how they got permission as those things are usually only allowed on Thursdays, for editing continuity. Maybe they got a go-ahead since they won't need more Derek X Diaries for this week. During the haircut, DX told Tiffany he'll probably have enough BB Bucks for the Coin of Destiny coup d'etat the week after next, since it will cost 250 and he already has 100 banked.

The yard was closed this morning so the day was a lot of their usual indoors time: chit-chatting, snacking, grooming, and psst-pssting about future plans that will all reset and start afresh when a new HOH is named. Today started with Britini planning her pitches and speeches, Derek F working out before making breakfast for all, Claire doing yoga and Xavier cycling. Xavier also met with Kyland, who shared his latest snackboard strategy planner. This time he included a Froot Loops system for who was likely lying to whom about their BB Bucks. Of course they discussed their preferred boot orders, with both of them now saying they want Derek X out next, and both said they'd keep Claire as the last of the non-Cookouts. Azah apologized to Alyssa if she made last week more difficult for her than it already was. A group discussion about Westworld led to general philosophy chat, the nature of free will, and back to Westworld. Xavier told Tiffany his plan to get Derek X out by putting up her and Claire initially, then DX as renom/backdoor. Tiffany told him Claire and Derek X both want Derek F out, so one of them has to go to ensure Cookout's survival.

Derek F told Azah he's been too nice so far, he's ready to "be a savage and stop giving a fuck." Britini campaigned to Claire for some time, and said she wanted to talk to Kyland today. Hannah and Tiffany discussed Claire and Derek X starting to figure out Cookout, and what to do about that. They went back and forth between whether Claire or DX needs to go first, with the subtext always present that both Tiffany and Hannah would like to keep their own number one as long as possible, obviously. However, Tiffany reported to Kyland that "Claire has to go next week" because she and Derek X want to keep Britini this week, and she said Claire's more influential on Derek X than vice versa. However, Tiffany doesn't always present things as she wants them, but rather to get balls rolling and misdirected. Alyssa and Xavier also talked about Claire and Tiffany trying to flip the vote, and Xavier told us that just reinforced that Britini needs to go.

Britini finally met with Kyland to hash things out. They started around 2.50pm and ran for two solid hours, with probably a trillion or so words. Britini said Derek F was just telling everyone keep him if he's better for their game, and keep Brit if not, so she was focusing her campaign on how she can help people's games. She said that was different from her other times on the block when she'd been assured she was just a pawn, and safe. (In other words, she already has the dots, she just hasn't connected them to her demise yet.) About The Deal, Kyland said it was contingent on his part "if these things occur," meaning if he'd kept her off the block this week. They agreed that had been a misunderstanding: or rather, a lack of comprehension of the specificity of the words in that moment, per Kyland. She said she hadn't been using him "breaking" that deal to campaign (she had), and said she wouldn't use it going forward. BB Bucks also came up, and she asked if the perception that she got 100 is why she's on the block? He said no (it was), plus a Murder on the Orient Express analogy, and "maybe a minor reason." She said that upset her. That leaves around 999,999,900 words I'm not including. A lot of them were about her not saying who she'd target and who may have said they'd use veto on her if they won it, and that she was one M&M short in previous snackboard meeting(s). You can do the flashback if you want to hear all the words.

Britini's retells got underway soon after, of course. She included The Deal misunderstanding, and said Kyland told her she has "a lack of comprehension." She seemed a little giddy about all that, and now she has to "fight for her life" but she absolutely thought she can get the votes to stay, and that it'll be 5-3 or 7-1 in her favor (no). Meanwhile Azah styled Xavier with some of her hair, and he named his new character Lucius after turning down Britini's suggestion of Reese. When he caught his first glimpse in the mirror he said "omg why is this 'fro so aggressive? Put it in a ponytail! I look ugly as shit! I look crazy! I look like Doc had a Black brother!" But he embraced the character and walked himself out for formal introductions to the others. Tiffany especially liked it, before Lucius strutted away.

Kyland's excruciatingly wordy meetings and resulting retells carried on, as did loud group games around the photo wall of what Real Housewife, what drink, what color, what animal, etc they all are. That led to a Big Blue Couch episode, but first they got the selfie camera. Xavier took that on a house tour and he dropped both Cookout and lawyer in his narration - I don't know if they can replay those or if they do, but if so, oops! He also kicked the Have-not door open in a mini-skit about checking for eavesdroppers, and broke something on it. They did their Big Blue Couch show, and then played several games of Mafia. SarahB was mistakenly (or not) called a sloth in Animal Mafia, which upset her. Britini angrily retold her Kyland meeting to Derek F, and she retold it tearfully to Xavier, telling both of them that Kyland threatened her and told her what she could and couldn't say in her campaign pitches. Derek F went to HOH to get Kyland's version. Xavier told Britini to show Kyland and everyone that she's "a grown ass woman" and not let Kyland or anyone push her around.

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Day 41 - Monday - August 16, 2021

Kyland and his snackboard questionnaire meetings kept at it until after 5am again. I don't think any plans for this week were changed. BB let them sleep til 10am today, and Kyland started up again from his bed, yawning, as he released words to Claire. Eventually he acknowledged he'd be replacing her with Britini, and he said he'd give Britini a heads up. Britini was upset and worried about Derek F staying on the block into Thursday, and also concerned that she or Azah would be sitting next to him. Kyland and Alyssa had a quick kitchen check-in and he asked if she'd talked to Britini. Alyssa said Britini had asked if she/Alyssa knew what was going on, and she said no. Derek F and Kyland also had a check-in, with Derek F saying he was worried about the vote, he didn't trust Alyssa and SarahB, and couldn't it be Britini versus Claire? Kyland said no, that would lose trust, and the system was set up and in place for DF to be safe.

Feeds went to anipals a little after noon and Kyland had not had a chance to warn Britini, at least not that we saw.

It sounded like SarahB gave Britini a heads up, but it clearly didn't help her accept the news. As planned, Alyssa did not use her veto, and Kyland used his to replace Claire with Britini. His speech was long and rambling, saying Britini was "unpredictable" according to his various meetings, and she couldn't win a veto. Feeds came back to Britini sobbing loudly and shout-crying to Azah and Derek F about "four out of six weeks!" and "I don't understand!" and "why am I the punching bag of the house!" and "I don't get it!" and "every HOH who's nominated me is still here!" and "OMG I have to pack again!" and rewind, repeat, ad nauseum. She was nearly hysterical and both Azah and Derek F just had to soak it up, since they knew Britini was going up and they also know the bigger picture why. I don't know if it ever dawned on Britini that she was ranting to the other nominee. And if so, she didn't seem to register that he was calm about being on the block after two vetos might have been used on him.

Britini eventually moved along, repeating her loops as she went, and adding a retell of a safety deal that she said she shook on three times with Kyland that he'd now gone back on. (She did pitch that deal to him before Friday noms, but he said "deals are weird" and didn't agree to it.) Xavier and Tiffany each calmed her down some, and Tiffany urged her to talk to Kyland after she calmed down, and to fight and not give up. Azah told Derek F she has to vote to evict him. (And that is the current plan this week: for Azah to give Britini a sympathy vote, to cover up Cookout to the remainders.) Derek F said he won't campaign against Britini, he's okay with going, and if he goes to jury he'll get to smoke again (he's been out of cigs for awhile now).

Britini settled down and gave herself/us an entering-the-final-act type motivational speech: "I've been here before, I know what to do" and the like, saying she'll now earn the Block Queen title, and "if the block's the way I'm playing the game, then the block's the way I'm playing the game," and "I need to find a way to stay, and I'm not gonna stop until I do, that's it, that's it." She headed out to the yard where most of them were loudly talking around the pool about Avatar: The Last Airbender. That discussion went on a long time, enthusiastically, with SarahB in particular coming alive like I don't think I've seen from her since move-in. Derek F and Britini whispered in a corner, as he gassed her up and continued to pretend he hadn't known she'd go up and didn't know why she did.

Late afternoon had a lot of feeds blocks but between those Britini continued her rounds and retells, including The Deal she thought Kyland broke. It seemed she talked to Kyland about that at some point off-feeds, and she also said she'd asked around and others were not asked about, or told Kyland, that she was "unpredictable." She got a little more wound up with each retell, and then they had a standing face-off. She told Kyland she won't campaign against Derek F but she would campaign for herself to stay. Kyland suggested she wait to campaign at all, and said she shouldn't campaign against him/Kyland. She followed that up by telling us, about him, "I'm sorry, are you on the block? You're not on the block, you're not gonna tell me how to campaign, even if it is against you." Britini retold that to Azah, and Hannah, and Xavier, to whom she added "I live on the block" and "I crunched the numbers, I've been safe for 14 days, I spent 27 days on the block." She told him a lot more, which he listened to, and he nodded a lot, and he told her to campaign however she wanted to.

Britini continued making rounds and she did calm down, and things went back to the usual planning ahead plus hanging out for most of them. Azah told Hannah pretty much everyone not in Cookout was starting to suspect them (which Hannah knows because Derek X talked to her about it), and Azah presented a potential plan where a Cookout member as HOH could put two others on the block, to increase their chances of winning veto. That may or may not come to something down the road. Hannah and Xavier discussed having Derek F become the new pawn star after Britini goes. Alyssa and Xavier started their shoutout to Christian show but it was blocked. Derek F gave some shoutouts and talked about the day and the vote with Azah. Hannah told Azah that Claire and Derek X have talked about flipping the vote to boot Derek F, and that Hannah and Tiffany have been working to shut that down. I shut down early so if anything "important" pops up overnight, I'll catch it up later.

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Ratings - Spirit Animals special guest edition

In a time-honored Hamsterwatch tradition, ratings are diagnosed by and courtesy of @TheJenge

Noms count: original/renom / HR: High Roller result


 
DNA acquired legally from Howie Mandel's sock, by a CBS intern
In cloning 'Deal or No Deal' CBS has spliced their new AI-blueprint with Canadian-type casting ratios mothballed into an act of perfection that is only found in a casino. Yes, there is more blue in everything this year: so why did you ask?




Won: BB$50; Week 3 safety; Phone call, video call, phone, laptop
HOH 0 - Veto 1 - Noms 1/0 - HN 2
TEAM KINGS
 
Fox
Foxes are well known known for owning swim-wear lines. Foxes are very adept at finding safety extremely quickly. Excessive prey-drive is what can get foxes caught. A fox seeking protection will cause a wedgie in the social space-time continuum.




Won: BB$50; Week 1 safety
HOH 0 - Veto 0 - Noms 0/0 - HN 1
TEAM JOKERS
 
Ostrich
The largest African bird whose white feather represents the Queen of Truth in the ancient hieroglyphics. An ostrich has the most lethal kick (perhaps equal with a velociraptor). Female ostriches will die for the cause of protecting their nest.




Won: BB$100; Week 1 safety
HOH 0 - Veto 1 - Noms 3/1 - HN 1
TEAM JOKERS
 
Mutant Ninja Turtle, Michelangelo
Unaware that she has begun to mutate, will the previously hidden turtle powers stop manifesting as Britini's tears? With Michelangelo powers emerging, Britini must paint a masterpiece through guts alone.




Won: BB$50; Week 2 safety; Week 4 Wildcard + Weeks 4 & 5 safety; 1 week Duke of the Deck 52 Pickup
HOH 0 - Veto 0 - Noms 1/0 - HN 1
TEAM QUEENS Captain
 
April O'Neil
The honest human (because in 2021 she works with AI) and will end up scripted in the middle of everything come time for: TMNT BB23 The Rise of The Shredder. Noted for being present during the finale and ALL end-scenes of the TMNT sagas.




Won: BB$100; Week 1 safety
HOH 0 - Veto 0 - Noms 1/0 - HN 1
TEAM JOKERS
 
The Shredder
The secret identity of carnage itself. The Shredder is the leader of a shady feudal/criminal order known as 'The Foot Clan'.




Won: BB$100; 24 hr Lord of Latrine
HOH 1 - Veto 2 - Noms 0/0 - HN 1
TEAM ACES
 
Mutant Ninja Turtle, Leonardo
The mutagenesis of BB23 has caused this mutant turtle ninja to triumph at completions in ways that clearly identifies his mutant power from the regular spirit animals in the BB house. Leonardo is the most skilled and most serious minded of the turtles. He could win it all.




Won: BB$75
HOH 0 - Veto 0 - Noms 1/0 - HN 1
TEAM ACES
 
Queen Cobra
Queen Cobra is the yogic archetype of awareness + the power of life: in a bottle. If she bites you, you will likely die or lose a limb to amputation. She is happy to live under a rock every now and then. This can make a simple rock quite dangerous.




Won: BB$50; 1 week Jackass Club making sandwiches; Week 6 High Roller + 2nd veto
HOH 2 - Veto 0 + 1 HR - Noms 1/0 - HN 1
TEAM QUEENS
 
Bull Elephant
Strong, truly rooted, and emotionally deep. Elephants never forget. When bull elephants work in groups, resistance is pretty much futile.




Won: $5,000; BB$50; Week 2 Wildcard; Week 3 safety
HOH 0 - Veto 0 - Noms 1/0 - HN 1
TEAM KINGS
 
Mutant Ninja Turtle, Donatello
Using 'forensic skills' and 'pizza parties' over combat are hallmarks of Donatello. So is the purple mask of technobabble. Will Sarah Beth realize her full mutant potential on the feeds?




Won: BB$75; Week 2 safety; Week 3 Wildcard
HOH 0 - Veto 0 - Noms 0/0 - HN 1
TEAM QUEENS
 
Master Splinter
Wisest mutant rat in history. Has the god + mutagenic ability to create a zone of protection for an underground school of mutant ninjas to somehow keep the feeds safe. Splinter is the wisest rat in history indeed. Tiffany's spirit animal is possibly greater than Mr Miyagi, who personally 'tutored' Dan Gheesling's spirit animal.




Won: BB$75; Week 1 safety
HOH 1 - Veto 0 - Noms 0/0 - HN 2
TEAM KINGS
 
Mutant Ninja Turtle, Raphael
Perhaps the physically strongest and the most psychologically direct of the four turtles. With the red mask, qualities of restraint and empathy are easily ignored during his tunnel vision leadership stints. Raphael is at his best being the charged analytic nucleus of Turtles, and not their 'perceived head.




Won: Week 1 Wildcard + safety; Week 3 safety
HOH 1 - Veto 2 - Noms 0/1 - HN 2
TEAM KINGS Captain
 
5th evicted - Day 37

Malamute Dog
Often mistaken for the Huskie dog breed, Malamutes are bigger and hairier. They can also haul heavier loads further.




Won: Nothing
HOH 0 - Veto 0 - Noms 1/0 - HN 1
TEAM ACES Captain
 
4th evicted - Day 30

Camel
Camels are survivors, but can Whitney do without other camels watching out for her? Whitney can bear the desert alone while having the ability to go without water more than any other spirit animal in the house. In other matters: Camel eyelashes are rather spectacular.




Won: Nothing
HOH 0 - Veto 0 - Noms 1/0 - HN 1
TEAM ACES
 
3rd evicted - Day 23

Ostrich
Male ostriches make excellent flight attendants who can keep entire aisles and rows served and secure. Sand-headedness is a trap to them and they know it. But still.. It is true. Undeniably so.




Won: Nothing
HOH 1 - Veto 0 - Noms 1/0 - HN 0
TEAM JOKERS Captain
 
2nd evicted - Day 16

Yardbird
BB has had a long run of Turkey in the house, but Yardbird was a welcome change of pace and tune. Right from the crack of dawn, to a nest with no eggs, a lot of clucking and chicken feet scratch marks everywhere. What's not to love?




Won: Nothing
HOH 0 - Veto 0 - Noms 0/1 - HN 0
TEAM QUEENS
 
1st evicted - Day 9

Thresher Shark
Friendly, almost charming, and has a great smile, gills, and grey skin too! The gigantic tail is for 'ocean businesses' and 'tech startup advantage'. Can swim faster than you can run, and can outpace you even in your dreams.. so beware.




Won: Early ticket home
HOH 0 - Veto 0 - Noms 0/0 - HN 0
 
Replaced pre-season

Replaced by Claire pre-season, she tested positive for COVID.




Won: Early ticket home
HOH 0 - Veto 0 - Noms 0/0 - HN 0
 
Replaced pre-season

Replaced by Christian pre-season, we may never know why.



Lines and Links of the Day

Lines

Wednesday
Britini Diary about Kyland: We had a deal.. and then you go back on it like an arrogant little bitch! No, I'm not okay with that

Tuesday
Britini: What about Reese?
Xavier: What did you give me, some white middle school name? Girl!
Britini: No!
Xavier: There ain't never been no Black man named Reese! What? Maurice maybe

Lucius: Hey Julie Chen, what your name is?
Tiffany: You just said it
Xavier: That's part of Lucius' thing! Dammit now I got to get back into character

Monday
Derek F about Kyland's veto speech: Why do we have to make these longass folklore tales like we're from the Lords of the Rings?

 

Links

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Tally Items

Extracurricular Tally

Flashback times are Pacific/BB time

Fights: 2
8/11 1.17am Tiffany/Derek F/Azah plus Britini
8/11 5.30pm Tiffany/Derek F/Azah plus Britini (not on feeds)

House meetings: 3
7/12 9.24pm Study song skit
7/27 10.28pm Cleaning duties
8/11 8.05pm Mafia game/drama distraction

Makeout pairings: 1
Alyssa/Christian

Sex events: 3
7/31 12.26am Alyssa/Christian (unconfirmed)
8/2 2.33am Alyssa/Christian (unconfirmed)
8/12 2.30am Alyssa/Christian (presumed/planned)

Broken habitat items: 6
-Living room table
-Reef room drawer
-Backyard shower
-Coffee maker
-Kitchen cabinet
-Have-not door

Pinkyswears: 23
7/8 3.28am Britini/Whitney
7/8 4.19am Azah/Britini
7/12 10.53pm Kyland/Sarah Beth
7/14 10.54am Frenchie/Whitney
7/15 11.28pm Alyssa/Christian
7/17 12.03am Britini/Sarah Beth
7/19 6.50pm Azah/Derek X
7/19 7.29pm Alyssa/Christian
7/21 4.50pm Britini/SarahB
7/21 Veto show Britini/Frenchie
7/21 10.37pm Britini/Claire
7/22 1.19pm Whitney/Christian and Whitney/Alyssa
7/23 6.52pm Alyssa/Brent (retell)
7/26 5.42pm Britini/Kyland
7/26 5.42pm Britini/Kyland
7/27 11.56pm Brent/Tiffany
7/28 2.14am Alyssa/Brent
7/28 3.11pm Whitney/Xavier
7/29 10.21am Britini/Claire
8/1 1.58am Claire/Hannah/Tiffany
8/2 2.19am Hannah/Tiffany
8/6 3.06pm Britini/Derek X
8/13 7.31pm Hannah/Xavier

Booze deliveries: 12
Day 1 7/7 Frenchie HOH beers
Day 2 7/8 Champagne
Day 7 7/13 2 wine, 6 beers
Day 9 7/15 Kyland HOH beers
Day 12 7/18 2 wine, 6 beers
Day 16 7/22 Xavier HOH beers
Day 19 7/25 2 wine, 6 beers
Day 23 7/29 Christian HOH hard seltzer
Day 26 8/1 2 wine, 6 beers
Day 30 8/5 Derek X HOH beer
Day 37 8/12 Kyland HOH hard seltzer
Day 43 8/18 Halfway party

Pre-season cast swaps: 2
-Christian for Garrett
-Claire for Christie

 

Production Goofs

 1 Premature cast list posted, with a wrong name
 2 Cast got posted on CBS but not Paramount+
 3 Forgot to change new Thursday show time
 4 Edited 7/1 press release on 7/5 re Christie/Claire swap, without notation
 5 Staffer seen in house pic
 6 Forgot to change Thursday show graphic from 9pm to 8pm
 7 Julie misprounced Azah's name, per teleprompter error
 8 Misspelled Fort Myers
 9 Staffer seen during premiere HOH comp
10 Random Scottish travelogue on feeds
11 Annoying audio buzz on 7/10 nofishies feeds
12 Team colors changed between 7/8 and 7/11
13 Wildcard comp #1 was not as advertised
14 CBS site hasn't updated prize money
15 Alternate spellings of Tiffany's last name
16 Misspelled rogue
17 Tech difficulties/unscheduled break on 7/15 show
18 Asymmetrical decor stripes
19 Audio Diary leak after Frenchie went OTB
20 Used the wrong hashtag
21 Mixed up Xavier and Derek X
22 Mixed up Derek X and Derek F
23 Out of sequence paint splatters
24 Julie still mispronouncing Azah's name
25 Photoshop amputation incident on 7/22 show
26 Audio Diary leak after Christian won veto
27 Website still promoting After Dark
28 Camera crew visible on 7/28 show
29 Wakeup music on feeds
30 Misspelled Britini
31 Wrong day for noms on 8/4 show
32 Mixed up Claire and Christian in press pics
33 Mixed up Alyssa and Whitney in press pics
34 Wrong date in press pics
35 Audio Diary leak of Azah
36 Wrong date on BB Bucks voting rules
37 Forgot Hannah's still there
38 Anipals on one feed
39 RTd a personal tweet on the show account
40 OTEV called Claire, Blair
41 Audio Diary leak of Hannah
42 Audio Diary leak of Alyssa



Season Stats

HOHs in order: Frenchie; Kyland; Xavier; Christian; Derek X; Kyland

Veto winners in order: Derek X; Derek X; Christian; Christian; Britini; Alyssa + Kyland HR

Evictions in order: Travis 11-2; Frenchie 11-1; Brent 11-0; Whitney 10-0; Christian 7-2

Cast Twitters: @azah_awasum; @CBirkenberger; @ChristieVal22; @ClaireRehfuss; @claire_does; @TheDerekFrazier; @lofiderek; @derekxbb23; @farmerFRENCHIE; @kylandyoung; @greedycalina; @absolutelytiff



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TEAMS
Ended after Week 4
Move-in groups of four competed for team captains, who then drafted their teams, and captains competed for HOH. Winner's team had safety for the week.
-Team Jokers: Frenchie captain, Azah, Britini, Derek F
-Team Aces: Whitney captain, Brent, Derek X, Hannah
-Team Kings: Christian captain, Alyssa, Xavier, Sarah
-Team Queens: Claire captain, Kyland, Tiffany, Travis


WILDCARD
Ended after Week 4
One from each non-HOH team competes. Winner can have safety for the week in exchange for a punishment for them, their team, or the house. Competitors can't repeat til everyone's played.
Week 1
-Christian, Hannah, Kyland played
-No risks, winner spun a wheel to share safety with 1 to 3 teamies
-Christian won, saved Xavier
Week 2
-Brent, Frenchie, SarahB played
-Winner had to switch teams to keep safety
-SarahB won, did not use
Week 3
-Britini, Derek X, Tiffany played
-One random player from both Aces & Jokers would also be safe
-Tiffany won, did not use
Week 4
-Azah, Claire, Whitney played
-Winner's safety 'til jury' or 1 week safety for winner's team
-Claire won, chose safe 'til jury' (2 weeks)

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