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Day 77 - Wednesday 9/2

Rolly-ball

Day 76 - Tuesday 9/1

Operation Trojan Horse

Day 75 - Monday 8/31

Pleas and no thank you

Ratings - Camp Letters special edition

Dear Powers That Be, Would it kill you to proofread? I'm going to run out of room on the Goofs Tally if this keeps up. You're a respected major media corporation with stockholders to answer to. It doesn't look good. I had another rant here but I deleted it. It was the kind of thing ranting wouldn't change. So just carry on, I guess. Your pal, dingo PS Everlasting super big ups for the good quality and lack of excessive feeds blocks this year. PPS Seeing the latest feeds poll, jazz hands or bunny ears in the photobooth, I figured it out. You've been letting little Charlie Moonves come up with these choices, haven't you? He'd be about six by now, so a healthy interest in hula hoops, pool toys, and ring pops makes perfect sense. It's nice of Julie to bring him to work and give him something important to do.
Won: Outback dinner (guest) Dear Austin, I know you think this will help your wrestling, fitness and/or entertainment career. I hate to break it to you, but it might not. You're not exactly flavor of the week with most of your future public. Then again, I'm not good at calling these things, so never mind. I'm also not good at predicting staying power of BB showmances, so don't ask me about that situation, but you might want to avoid The Early Days archives when she said she didn't like you and was only going along with it for game. Your pal, dingo	Won: Outback dinner WON/USED VETO ON SELF Dear James, You're really fun when you get going, and you've shown you'll make the proverbial 'big moves' we often hear about. Here's hoping you're in a position to make some on Thursday (and I don't mean shaking Julie's hand). Just please get out of the dental chair a bit more often. Your pal, dingo PS You are a very lot better without Jeff. I thought you would be and I'm glad you didn't prove me wrong. PPS See John, re viewer favorite money.
Won: 1 week Wackstreet Dear John, This isn't a typical Dear John letter, but I am hoping for and expecting more from you. Snappy Diary sessions are one thing but they don't have any bearing on winning this particular game. They might be a factor in winning the viewer favorite money if either you or James are in the final two. If you're both in the jury, it'll be a majorly split vote and the $25k will probably go to somebody like Becky or Jackie. So please step up the gameplay, the scampering, and the 'big moving' and get this show on the road. Your pal, dingo	Won: ½ week Wackstreet NOMINATED Dear Julia, I think you're The Fun One but my opinion doesn't count for squat. Your roomies might be about to send you to live with Becky, Shelli, and Jackie but don't worry about it, you'll have more company soon. At least you're getting out with a better reputation than your sister. If only you'd catch them canoodling sometime, maybe you could knock some sense into her about cameras and feeds and screenshots and the like. Your pal, dingo
Won: ½ week Wackstreet, Outback dinner Dear Liz, See Julia. You haven't done anything wrong, you and Austin are both consenting adults, et cetera, and a lot of hamsters before you have done a whole lot more in there with a whole lot less brouhaha about it. But for some reason, your sexcapades have become major crimes and a National Crisis. I only caution you about this because you have talked in the past like you care. Some wouldn't. So just consider this a friendly warning because Hickeygate, Fingergate, and the rest aren't going to go away when the finale credits roll. Your pal, dingo	Won: Gronk party cruise NOMINATED Dear Meg, You've been a breath of fresh air on our feeds and most love you even though you've been the Ultimate Summer Camper. And that's pretty good - usually Summer Campers are scorned. But let's be honest here. Competitions aren't everything, but hamsters who don't win competitions have to do something besides stay propped up in a dental chair for days on end, especially when you know how much jeopardy you're in, and I know you do. Knowing what's going on and who's in charge isn't enough - just ask Becky, Shelli, Jackie, Jason, or Da'Vonne. Get out there and play this game! Your pal, dingo
Dear Steve, You're either crazy like a fox and you're going to dazzle all of them and all of us with unforeseen late season wizardry, or you're as much in Vanessa's pocket as you appear to be. I am hoping for the former, and I hope you don't disappoint me. She won't let you win this thing over her, you know. Your pal, dingo	Won: Outback dinner; 24 hours polishing Jackie HEAD OF HOUSEHOLD Dear Vanessa, You've played the hell out of this game, thus far anyway, and that's commendable. You've herded your sheep into little corrals and you've sent the disobedient ones away. You've done it with psychological warfare and that's allowed in this game, but you won't admit it, at least not that we've seen. The fake tears, the demanding of Words, the unnecessary Reasons, and the guilt-tripping of those who have or might step out of line would be hilarious if you didn't appear to be as delusional about it all as you do. Own up to it, give yourself a little pat on the back or a chuckle, and viewers as well as those you've trampled will applaud you, loudly. But this way it's just exhausting, and sad. Your pal, dingo PS Regarding your plan to publish BB17 strategy blogs, anyone can explain events and make themselves look good after the fact. But please be advised that by October, the vast majority of viewers will only remember your awful green hat, your tears, and your demands.
Won: $10,000; Never Not pass; Outback dinner (guest) She came in with that incredible train/tram story and a good attitude about it, and she called herself 'Basic Becky' which fit well when she talked about recipes, dogs, and her daily tasks and procedures at work. But she proved to be a comp beast and she lived up to her billing as Black Friday Boss when she openly targeted Vanessa. Unfortunately for her, everyone turned tail on that plan and Becky was demoted to the after-Christmas returns desk. She should have gone on a dating show but she gave us some fun with Becky Updates - even Olive Garden got in on that. She can laugh at herself and those ones are always appreciated.	Won: 1 week 6 days knight; 24 hours polishing by Vanessa She came in as a stuntcast cross-promo opp with Jeff and she was easily the better of that duo, even if she was barely seen for weeks. She had a better grasp of this show and game than he did, and she talked some big talk but didn't get a chance for us to see if she'd put it in action or not. She did her costume week with a good attitude, and she was a good-natured participant in most of their non-game activities. She gave us some behind-the-scenes 'Amazing Race' info which was fun and different. Like Victoria last year, she doesn't need all that fake hair but at least hers stayed in pretty good shape most of the time.
Won: 2,400 battles She's the type who had Star of the Season potential but she didn't quite make the cut. She was volatile, emotional, controlling, and prone to hissy fits, and she took most things personally. But she was also an unexpected comp beast, especially on the endurance wall, and she wasn't afraid to make 'big moves' even if Vanessa had a heavy hand in most of them. She did her 2,400 battles largely (and surprisingly) without complaint, and she gained some hard-earned respect with that. Her thing with Clay was odd and uncomfortable to watch, and she easily won Death Race 2015 with her curious and unflattering taped-in extensions.	Won: Ireland trip; Outback dinner (guest) He started badly, calling himself a 'superfan' after being recruited at a basketball game and marathoning a few seasons. He said BB is about making new friends and memories, and he had a problem with lies and backstabs except when he was doing it. He spent most of his time stapled to Shelli and they got a lot of mother/son jokes, but I saw them more as creepy Lannisters, especially when she went on about how like her brother he is. He provided loads of unintentional comedy, weird mouth things and mumbling translations, he peed in HOH shower, and he got out just in time.
Won: 1 week Wackstreet Another superfan who found out it's easier to play BB from home, he fell into Vanessa's disastrous Renom Roulette wheel and went out earlier than many hoped. He got mouthy about many of them and popped some good funnies, but he laid around most of the time until it was too late. He gave us some of the best reaction faces of all time, especially the night they played squicky truth or dare - he even had a dedicated cam for much of it. He mentioned this site often, usually saying it's 'hard to navigate' so he'll probably never see this.	Won: Nothing She was erratic and unpredictable, and the random ways she kept them stirred up made for some of the best feeds in ages. And as a bonus, she featured in all the fights, many because the others didn't believe her telling truths. They did buy most of the fibs, and without 'empirical evidence,' but they fell for her wacky gameplay more than twice. She marooned herself in a bed and a dental chair, with some laughs in between, and she got the 2nd ever penalty vote. I enjoyed watching her, and will miss her.
Won: Nothing I haven't given many empty wheels before their time, and I don't think any of those got them as early as he did. But we've never had such a misogynistic, inappropriate, and unfunny pig before. CBS let him get away clean and that's what it is - I'm just glad to see the back of him.	Won: Power to nullify 3 votes She wasn't afraid to confront people nor to keep fighting to stay, which was good for us, but didn't help her much. She figured out the twins early but didn't leverage that to her advantage soon or well enough. Her 'game on' fight with Audrey and pantry rant to us were memorable, especially her catch-phrase 'get your life!' She was smart, funny, and volatile. She didn't let us take full advantage of #DaVonneHasADaughter, a hashtag that was too good to be true.
Won: Nothing He was like a parody of all the former surf boys we've had, with all the worst qualities of asshat hamsters past rolled into one. He verbally beat up on Steve a few times but the primetime version earned him viewer loathing, even if his actoring was lousy. He ranted, streaked, flipped us off, and mostly talked about himself, but he promised to save us all someday through music.	They erroneously said last year that BB16 would have 'the most houseguests ever' but this year they really did, with 17 total after the twins split into separate entities. Now my symmetry for this section is out of whack and I don't know what to put here.

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