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SEE IT ALL! THE FIGHTS - THE SEX - THE WEIRD STUFF THAT CBS WON'T SHOW YOU
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Kevin won Part 1
Jordan won Part 2
Which of the finalists do you want to win Big Brother 11?
Vote free at CBS Big Brother thru 6pm PT Tuesday. Choose carefully: your vote is contingent on which two actually go to finals.
Thursday's live non-eviction show was second for the hour with a 2.6 rating and 7 share, well behind football on NBC with 7.0/20, and ahead of 'Vampire Diaries' premiere on CW with 2.1/6, 'Grey's Anatomy' rerun on ABC with 1.1/3, 'Bones' on FOX with 1.2/4.
Lots of coulda woulda shoulda by Natalie, and likely some emotional blackmail
Sunday is a clipdown rehash show
HOH comp part 3 (Kevin vs. Jordan), final eviction and jury Q&A will be live on finale
Two hour finale is September 15 at 9pm
CBS shows are Sundays at 8, Tuesdays at 9, and live evictions Thursdays at 8
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The official story is Chima was booted. We will never know the complete true story: it was all behind fishies
Jeff won the Coup d'Etat in a public vote and used it to replace Chima's noms (Lydia & Russell) with Jessie & Natalie
Food comps determined living conditions: the losers lived in the Jail room with lights always on, cold water showers, and slop.
Viewer votes determined an additional food item the sloppers could have.
Teams are over. There were four teams: Populars, Jocks, Brainiacs, and Offbeats.
Teamies of the HOH could not be nominated, but they could compete in the next week's HOH comp.
Hamsters earn $750 a week including pre-show hotel and jury sequester. It's possible Jessie gets more (BB7 All-Stars did).
The habitat has 52 cameras and 80 mics.
The recorded Big Brother in-house announcements are the voice of producer Don Wollman.
Sadly, Craig Ferguson was not recycled back in this year.
|Day 69 - September 11, 2009
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How to pick a winner
Since most of Big Brother 11 has been recycled from past seasons, I may as well follow suit by rerunning this old chestnut.. I think I've included it as a late season item here every year since I've been doing the site (BB5) but it bears repeating since we actually do have a vote this time - however confusing the ballot is - and since the hamsters are doing absolutely nothing
By the way, if you're inclined to throw cash to CBS to vote by text message, I strongly urge you to vote free online and send your extra money to me instead - there's a Paypal link on the left
I've always maintained it doesn't matter a bit who gets the money unless you're a second cousin or better but some Hamsterwatchers seem to care who wins, so without further ado or undignified begging, I once again present the following for your voting enjoyment.. after all, we're more qualified to make a selection than the six bitter jurors - we don't see any relevant Diary footage anymore since they record pro & con versions of everything now and they don't air any of the meaty stuff, but we've seen far more than the jury so they too need to "pick" one of these methods:
Played the best game
This is the popular, politically-correct method that everyone claims to use, but nobody really does.. Natalie would be the easy front-runner here, but nearly every 'game' falls into one of the other categories so don't feel pressured to vote for her through some misguided urge to be PC
Lied the best/most
Obviously this also points to Natalie, but this one's a little squirrely as it crosses over into ethical/unethical territory, and that leads to arguments about politics and/or religion, and that leads to flame wars every time.. BB2 Dr. Will is the exception here: he won by skirting the moral issues and flat-out lied about everything - except the fact that he was lying, and he was light years more fun & charming about it than Natalie
Needs the money most
Please! We all 'need' a half million dollars! Anyone who goes on a tv show to pay their Visa bill or because they can't scrape together the next car payment should consider credit counseling, bankruptcy, gambling, or steady employment.. we're all sick of the sob stories
Generally a favorite method for feedsters, but more jury members are closet cutest-sexiest-dreamiest voters than they'll admit
A favorite for feedsters and jury alike, it's what most really mean when they say 'best game' - basically it means 'smarter than me' - but given the fact that we're dealing with people who've spent two months pooping on tv, being humiliated for our enjoyment, and making their friends & families ashamed to claim them, most hamsters are eliminated from this category when they complete their BB application
Played like I would
The big daddy for feedsters who haven't caught on that everyone's different and everyone does different things for different reasons.. it's the most popular judging criteria and the dumbest: they aren't you, and until you're in there for two months of paranoia, daily slander, and Diary messing up your better judgment, you can't possibly know what you'd do in there.. get over it
One of the elimination categories, this one's about rooting for anyone except the player who took out your favorite (or yourself, if on the jury).. this one usually decides the winner.. in gamespeak it's also known as 'nothing personal'
Creeped me out
Another elimination category and a big one some seasons, this is rooting for anyone except the player who gives you the willies or reminds you of your ex.. more popular among feedsters than the jury, which is odd: they're the ones who lived with the creepies - we can shut 'em off.. note that our three possibles are the three who dropped their feet scrapings into the hot tub the other night, so feel free to cite this one if you need an excuse to abstain from voting
I just like him/her
Hands-down easiest method because it requires no reasons or explanations, making it the best category to avoid involvement in flame wars
Deserves to win
This really means you don't know or don't care and are probably just afraid of getting involved in a flame war.. back it up with something or shift over to 'I just like him/her'
A personal favorite, but this season we didn't have many fun hamsters at all.. Jordan would probably be the favorite here since Diary Kevin rarely appeared on the feeds.. anyway, let's face it: the ones that entertain us the most are usually the ones that drive them nuts inside - there's probably a connection
Played with integrity
This is a nice pipe dream for optimists and romantics, but not much more: in reality tv, the good tend to die young
I hate them all equally
Most feedsters end up here sooner or later
Back to our story
They got a delivery of kiddie toys, and Kevin decided to go croquet chic in his quest for fabulosity outside of the Diary Room.. okay, I tell a lie: he probably did this absent-mindedly, and if he ever sees this cap, he'll say it's a chop
Natalie made a big deal of preparing dinner, in an attempt to duplicate Michele's chicken parmesan with spaghetti.. apparently it turned out okay: Jordan had enough to feed a football team.. Kevin kept trying to talk nice and Natalie kept being Natalie.. they had a hammock chat about religion that was almost interesting
Sorry, that's all I got today.. they didn't make "The Soup" tonight, but it was a great episode
Overnight update: Jordan & Kevin helped Natalie go through dozens of outfits to decide what to wear for the finale, both her own and their new stuff.. it was kind of fun and she looks cute as a girl.. we haven't had female finalists to cycle through their finale wardrobe choices for a very long time, and Kevin added a nice touch somewhere between consultant and confusion over the girly details.. we'll probably get this again with Jordan, who will likely take as long to decide since she's so self-conscious about her new pounds
If you have SuperPass you can watch anything you missed, or see it again.. just enter the date, time and feed on the FlashBack page
9/11 - 4.40pm - F1/2 - Kevin grills Natalie about some of her stories
9/11 - 5.48pm - F1/2 - Space shuttle sonic boom over the habitat
9/11 - 8.55pm - F1/2 - Kevin & Natalie discuss religion between fishies - Jordan paints a plate and showers on F3/4
Random caps of the day
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Daily Ratings - What's for Dessert? edition
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LINES OF THE DAY
Kevin: I wish I could go back in time, cuz we did all that shit talking about Jordan
Natalie: The most important part of HOH is not the room
Natalie: Did you feed the fish?
Kevin: Who gives a fuck about those nasty piranhas?
LINKS OF THE DAY
Are you insane?
BB12 application is up
your chances are probably better thru a former hamster or an actormodel agency they use
you have to love 'BE HONEST!' (in caps for emphasis) considering it's a liars' game
Inside Dish with Ross Mathews
chat with Janelle, Keesha, Danielle & Boogie should be coming along soon
Click to see my full list of BB11 links
These are some of my favorites:
24/7 feeds - free trial see everything that happens before it gets edited into something else for tv
No time-out feed links including set-up how-to, plus Real contact info
SuperPass FlashBack instant replay by time/date/feed (requires SuperPass)
Hamsterwatch Twitter - Twitpic
BB adult/explicit links - already updated for BB11!
CBS Big Brother 11 the official site
DogDave BB11 aka Aldav scouts all the BB sites so you don't have to: all the news, edgy stuff & the best mini-recaps in town
Attw x's houseguest tributes all seasons fun & reference by BB's number one fan
Sir LinksALot Big Brother 11 all the links, once again
BuddyTV - Big Brother 11 TV supersite with news, articles, discussions
Hamsters who met before BB11: 2
-Jessie & Casey
Sex events: 5 - Lydia/Jessie
Makeout pairings: 1 - Jeff/Jordan
Nominee speech scorchers: 3
-Chima, Casey, Ronnie
Premature exits: 1 - Chima
Major fights: 12
-Natalie vs. Jeff
-'Beaner' race wars starring
-Laura vs. Jessie plus Natalie
-Post-Braden eviction blowout
-Everyone vs. Ronnie
-Russell vs. Chima (3 fake rounds)
-Kevin vs. Ronnie (2 rounds)
-Russell, Natalie, Chima vs. Michele
-Russell vs. Jessie (kooky ending)
-Lydia vs. Michele plus Natalie & Jeff
-Russell vs. Jeff plus Jordan
-Russell vs. Jeff plus Jordan again
Naughty past that may have surprised the producers: 1 - Braden
Shocking true stories: 1 - Chima
'The Soup' mentions: 7 of 10 Fridays
-Wedgie comp + Jessie
-Technotronics (Clip of the Week)
-Lydia stalks Jessie (Clip of the Week)
-Lydia's raccoon & Ronnie's speech
-Creepy eulogy & Chima's drowned mic
-Jessie's pink pants & Natalie's bug
BBQ SMACKDOWN SCORECARD
Big Brother 11
Round 1: BBQ 0, Jeff 0
Round 2: BBQ 0, Jeff ½
Round 3: BBQ ½, Kevin 0, Michele 0
Big Brother 10
No title events
Big Brother 9 Winter Edition
Round 1: BBQ ½, Ryan 0
Round 2, BBQ ½, Adam 0
Round 3, BBQ ½, Ryan 0
Big Brother 8
Round 1: BBQ 1, Dick 0
Round 2: BBQ ½, Zach 0
Round 3: BBQ 0, Dick 1
Big Brother 7 All-Stars
BBQ training sabbatical
Big Brother 6
Round 1: BBQ 1, Ivette 0
Round 2: BBQ 0, Howie 0
Big Brother 5
Round 1: BBQ 1, Cowboy 1, Drew 0
Round 2: BBQ 1, Drew 0, Diane ½
Round 3: BBQ 1, Cowboy 1, Nakomis 0, CBS 0
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