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BB11 DRINKING GAME
It's another bingers' special: take a swig whenever Natalie shmoozes either Kevin or Jordan



POWER STATUS
Kevin won Part 1
Jordan won Part 2



AMERICA'S CHOICE
Which of the finalists do you want to win Big Brother 11?
Vote free at CBS Big Brother thru 6pm PT Tuesday. Choose carefully: your vote is contingent on which two actually go to finals.



RATINGS WATCH
Sunday's rehash show was third for the hour with a 2.3 rating and 6 share, well behind football on NBC with 7.2/19 and also trailing 'King of the Hill' finale on FOX with 2.9/8, and ahead of 'Extreme Makeover: Home Edition' rerun on ABC with 1.4/4.
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Rating = % of all TV households
Share = % of households watching TV




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UPCOMING EVENTS
HOH comp part 3 (Kevin vs. Jordan), final eviction and jury Q&A will be live on finale

Two hour finale is September 15 at 9pm

Jeff is on the 'Bonnie Hunt Show' September 18

CBS shows were Sundays at 8, Tuesdays at 9, and live evictions Thursdays at 8

Ross (The Intern) Mathews does post-eviction shows every Friday

Express Lunch with MissyZ and BB9 Chelsia Hart is on SuperPass Thursdays & Fridays at noon Pacific/3pm Eastern. Call-in number is 1-877-576-3348.




LIVE FEEDS HIGHLIGHTS
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BB11 daily index - BB10 daily index




FAQ
The official story is Chima was booted. We will never know the complete true story: it was all behind fishies

Jeff won the Coup d'Etat in a public vote and used it to replace Chima's noms (Lydia & Russell) with Jessie & Natalie

Food comps determined living conditions: the losers lived in the Jail room with lights always on, cold water showers, and slop.

Viewer votes determined an additional food item the sloppers could have.

Teams are over. There were four teams: Populars, Jocks, Brainiacs, and Offbeats.

Teamies of the HOH could not be nominated, but they could compete in the next week's HOH comp.

Hamsters earn $750 a week including pre-show hotel and jury sequester. It's possible Jessie gets more (BB7 All-Stars did).

The habitat has 52 cameras and 80 mics.

The recorded Big Brother in-house announcements are the voice of producer Don Wollman.

Sadly, Craig Ferguson was not recycled back in this year.



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    Slip sliding away (Sunday)


    Yet another non-day in the habitat: they tried to make a padded slip 'n slide using some of their hundreds of towels, but they didn't follow through.. then they got another plate painting kit - this one looked like a little girl's tea set.. naturally they also counted jury votes, and rehashed, and Natalie shmoozed them each in turn <clink>

    Kevin confessed to them why he doesn't go shirtless, since "shows are done" - he said he had Poland syndrome and had had surgery for it when he was young, and was self-conscious about it - I think maybe he's forgotten the feeds are still on.. then it was his turn and then Jordan's to cycle through their wardrobe choices for Tuesday

    This is why hamsters keep the cooks around (Saturday)


    Kevin discovered the croquet set they got was useless, since the wickets won't stick into astroturf and they don't have enough imagination to use pillows or cans or something else instead, so it was another day of not much at all: sleeping, rehashing, and Natalie shmoozing one whenever the other left the room

    Dinner turned interesting when they decided on pork chops, rice, frozen corn, and cornbread muffins: since none of them can cook, it was a comedy of errors listening to Natalie & Kevin work it up.. she used about every spice & seasoning they had on the pork chops, and they kept stirring the cooking rice, but apparently it all came out okay, except for the muffins - between Kevin (at least) doubling the baking powder and filling the cups way too full, they overflowed and they came out of the oven and into baggies before they were done

    That's about all I got - tune back in tomorrow, maybe they'll grill

    Feeds highlights


    If you have SuperPass you can watch anything you missed, or see it again.. just enter the date, time and feed on the FlashBack page

    9/13 - 12.50am - Quads - Final 3 discuss how they did or didn't cheat in school, apt analogies for how they each played BB this summer
    9/13 - 3.40pm - Quads - Slip 'n slide preparation
    9/13 - 4.15pm - F1/2 - Kevin & Natalie count which votes they don't have

    Random caps of the day


    These are my most recent screencaps - click thumbnails to enlarge or click here to see more.. you can log in using your Twitter nick and password to leave comments on any cap, and your comment will also be automatically posted to your Twitter.. use #BB11 in all tweets and comments for a clickable link to tweet with other feedsters

    Daily Ratings - Remedial Cooking Class edition


    Ratings are Saturday's, based on entertainment value.. Sunday failed to remind me what that was (although the VMAs were a show and a half)


    Yesterday was about how they gave two 'I Love Mommy & Daddy' plate kits to the three with problem parents, and today is about giving them a croquet set that can't be set up. It's also very telling that they're officially not doing anymore Diaries: these three and anyone watching should realize from that that Diary and BB don't really care about what they think or feel.. they're only interested in getting juicy soundbites to air on TV, preferably soundbites that fit their storyline.

    Ups are for the feedmasters who gave us kooky random pans and zooms of various decor and objects around the habitat tonight. Maybe it was for segues for Sunday's clipdown show, or potential tiebreakers for Tuesday's final comp, or maybe it was just for fun.. I don't know the intention, but I always like it when they do that stuff, and we didn't get it nearly as often this year as we have in the past.

    It's a good thing I'm not updating ratings for Sunday, as that shambles of a rehash show would get them double negatives for sure. 'Never-before seen' footage? Really? They didn't even bother to find fun feeds clips: most of what they used had already been on the CBS show several times already.




    Team Popular
    Won: $1,726
    WON PART 2

    She didn't participate much in cooking dinner but she enjoyed eating hers, and she helped with cleanup so that's fair. Ups are for her very random and very out of the blue 'I would have a fear of the desert' (as opposed to dessert, which would have fit the theme of this episode, but she's not afraid of that).


    Team Offbeat
    Won: $10,626
    WON PART 1

    He seems to have a little culinary skill but it's severely limited. I'm no master chef, but he kept telling Natalie to stir the rice (which came out 'mushy' as a result), he didn't know what shortening is nor baking powder, which he seriously over-measured a tablespoon of, and then he filled the muffins almost to the top so it's no wonder they oozed and spilled over their cups while baking. I don't think anyone ate them, but it was almost as fun to watch as a BBQ Smackdown match.. hopefully that's in our future.




    Team Jock
    Won: $1,904, Phone call

    Please note the new Natalie-inspired drinking game, and remember to designate a driver. To her credit, she managed to pull off an edible meal with no apparent experience, although I admit I was hoping they'd all take a mouthful and spit it out, since she salted the pork chops from the pouring spout of the bulk blue round box, and it looked like she poured a ton of it. I know all this dinner prep isn't much for today's ratings to be based on but trust me, it was the most interesting part of the day. And I'm trying to not be a hate site.





       
    Team Brain Won: $2,563, Plasma TV
    Our first PhD turned out to have a faulty memory that inspired some fights & comedy, but didn't help her any. She was hated & bashed by the others for no real reason, and they obsessed about her 'crazy' and night terrors that few feedsters heard. She was awkward & stuttery, with the worst case of mirror-face we've seen since BB5/7 Jase. She was on slop four weeks without complaint, got beat up in comps, and was kinkier than most expected. She was also likable, looked great on paper, and a dork to root for.





       
    Team Jock Won: $3,181, Hawaii trip
    His quick wit & funny banter were a surprise, and he was a heartthrob for many. His showmance with Jordan was cute without being sappy, and his culinary skills kept them well fed and scored a BBQ Smackdown ½ point against the grill. Viewers gave him Cabat Cadoo to get Jessie gone, but he refused to count jury votes and fell for a NataLIE. He was funniest early when he couldn't win, and joked about living 'in the projects'. He didn't have much game, but is easily Hamsterwatch Co-Star of the Season.





       
    Team Jock Won: $10,000, Massage
    He had a surprising number of fights although some were fake and we saw him plan the biggest one with Chima, and he had a surprising number of looks considering he had no hair. He played an unusual game that often defied all logic but he was often funny and one of the few to talk to us. He's also one of few to bond with others by actually listening and not turning the topic back to himself. The night he literally rolled on the floor laughing over a fart was one of the funniest of the season.





       
    Team Offbeat Won: Plasma TV, Captain Unitard
    She gave HJs & a condom event for safety, then seemed to really be crushing on Jessie - against all odds. She whined, fake-cried & babytalked too much, was volatile, and the only creative one, making an amazing trashbag suit and Play-doh creations. She shlurred her screams about her catsuit costume but later wore it without complaint, and well. She may have been a damage control exit due to Mills-McCartney Nannygate but we'll never know for sure.





       
    Team Brain Won: Nothing
    She began as a sympathetic character with her horrific story and positive outlook about it, and then things got weird. She flirted with Russell, planned a fake fight with him that happened exactly as scripted, and then they appeared to be mortal enemies. She had a raging and ultimately fatal case of HOH-itis and her hard fall from that was on live TV. With her subsequent nom she got petty, bitter & rebellious, and then she vanished. But she's a strong, smart woman and she'll survive this too.





       
    Team Jock Won: $2,500
    He showed up again uninvited and pretty much killed the feeds for those who were glad to see him leave last year. This time he had a new chin, only talked about himself again, got pink toenails, lost weight, mangled more words, got (at least) four HJs and one condom event with Lydia, all while playing he was Natalie's BFF. He went on Hamsterwatch ignore early during this second stint, and once again got his empty wheel before his time, so I don't have much more to say except hallelujah, he's gone!





       
    Team Brain Won: Nothing
    He looked great on paper but his BB expertise was more stats & CBS versions than anything practical - he obviously missed the start of BB10 or he wouldn't have duplicated Brian's suicidal game. He played a dirty game that included a Michele smear campaign, but Natalie did most of the dirty work he took credit for. He exiled himself a couple times, didn't share his HOH camera, talked non-stop (usually about himself), and generated more hate around the BB interwebs than most.





       
    Team Offbeat - Won: 1 week banana gig
    Videos of him & Jessie together surfaced early and their covert partnership ran the house for two weeks, but that deal expired after the Ronnie Mutiny was forgotten and Casey was blamed for Natalie's hinky vote. His quick wit provided memorable one-liners on a daily basis, and they only got better from both Angry Banana and Sad Banana. He came in like an aging Mike Boogie but he got past that, earning lots of fans thanks to his humor, his laid back style, and his ability to not take it all so seriously.





       
    Team Popular - Won: Nothing
    She was the star of the first CBS eps although she was barely in there. Her boobies were a show in themselves, and she protested way too much about the attention they got (usually while thrusting them at anyone handy). Mostly she was a miseryguts, glaring & pouting, and claiming to have everything figured out like BB9 Allison but with Shelley Duvall's voice. Her face-off with Jessie was memorable thanks to 'let me get down to your level', 'you're not the boss of me' and 'thrown under the river'.





       
    Team Popular - Won: Nothing
    His nekkid pics got out before the premiere, he said Julie's a ho, and he started a race riot in there - but his target Kevin wasn't offended by the words as much as that they hadn't been buddies. The habitat went nuts waffling about his eviction vote (vs Chima) but he was barely involved, although he did provide the fodder for her most shocking nominee speech ever. Despite all that, Braden turned out to be a funny hamster and a great third to the Jeff & Jordan comedy team.





     
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    Team Popular
     
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    LINES OF THE DAY

    Sunday:
    Natalie: Every time somebody comes on the intercom, do they have to cut the live feeds? [cut to fishies]

    Kevin about intercom voice: Do you recognize that person? We'll call her Buzzkill

    Kevin: You know what would suck? If they showed Chima's 'terrorist/racist' comments, but not Braden's

    Saturday:
    Kevin: I'm trying to do this croquet but I can't stab the ground

    Kevin, reading recipe: What the hell's shortening?

    Jordan: You know what, I would have a fear of the desert

    Kevin, about Diary and Jeff: How come I always have to say something negative about everyone but not him?

    Natalie: So rice you're saying is supposed to stick to the pot like that?

    Kevin about muffins: Why did this one explode?

    Jordan: I didn't know Julie's name - I was like who's the host?

    Jordan: Who's Janelle?
    Kevin: Polyester hair, remember?

    Kevin about Sunday's clips show: Please show some positive things about me Big Brother? America is voting

    Kevin: PE was always about how little energy you could exert, and still pass
    [sounds like his BB game]

    Jordan about San Francisco: I wanna go on that red bridge




    LINKS OF THE DAY

    Kanye's upset over Michele losing
    by DogDave

    Cooking with Rabbits
    starring Zachary Rabbit

    Inside Dish with Ross Mathews
    with Janelle, Keesha, Danielle & Boogie should show up sometime

    Are you insane?
    BB12 application - your chances are probably better thru a former hamster or an actormodel agency they use




    Click to see my full list of BB11 links
    These are some of my favorites:

    24/7 feeds - free trial see everything that happens before it gets edited into something else for tv

    No time-out feed links including set-up how-to, plus Real contact info

    SuperPass FlashBack instant replay by time/date/feed (requires SuperPass)

    Hamsterwatch Twitter - Twitpic

    Hamsterwatch Chatroom

    Hamsterwatch Forum

    BB adult/explicit links - already updated for BB11!

    CBS Big Brother 11 the official site

    DogDave BB11 aka Aldav scouts all the BB sites so you don't have to: all the news, edgy stuff & the best mini-recaps in town

    Attw x's houseguest tributes all seasons fun & reference by BB's number one fan

    Sir LinksALot Big Brother 11 all the links, once again

    BuddyTV - Big Brother 11 TV supersite with news, articles, discussions



    EXTRACURRICULAR TALLY

    Hamsters who met before BB11: 2
    -Jessie & Casey

    Sex events: 5 - Lydia/Jessie

    Makeout pairings: 1 - Jeff/Jordan

    Nominee speech scorchers: 3
    -Chima, Casey, Ronnie

    Premature exits: 1 - Chima

    Major fights: 12
    -Natalie vs. Jeff
    -'Beaner' race wars starring
      Braden/Kevin/Lydia/Jeff/Jordan
    -Laura vs. Jessie plus Natalie
    -Post-Braden eviction blowout
     Chima/Natalie/Michele
    -Everyone vs. Ronnie
    -Russell vs. Chima (3 fake rounds)
    -Kevin vs. Ronnie (2 rounds)
    -Russell, Natalie, Chima vs. Michele
    -Russell vs. Jessie (kooky ending)
    -Lydia vs. Michele plus Natalie & Jeff
    -Russell vs. Jeff plus Jordan
    -Russell vs. Jeff plus Jordan again

    Naughty past that may have surprised the producers: 1 - Braden

    Shocking true stories: 1 - Chima

    'The Soup' mentions: 7 of 10 Fridays
    -Wedgie comp + Jessie
    -Technotronics (Clip of the Week)
    -Jordan's time-telling
    -Lydia stalks Jessie (Clip of the Week)
    -Lydia's raccoon & Ronnie's speech
    -Creepy eulogy & Chima's drowned mic
    -Jessie's pink pants & Natalie's bug



    BBQ SMACKDOWN SCORECARD

    Big Brother 11
    Round 1: BBQ 0, Jeff 0
    Round 2: BBQ 0, Jeff ½
    Round 3: BBQ ½, Kevin 0, Michele 0

    Big Brother 10
    No title events
    Big Brother 9 Winter Edition
    Round 1: BBQ ½, Ryan 0
    Round 2, BBQ ½, Adam 0
    Round 3, BBQ ½, Ryan 0
    Big Brother 8
    Round 1: BBQ 1, Dick 0
    Round 2: BBQ ½, Zach 0
    Round 3: BBQ 0, Dick 1
    Big Brother 7 All-Stars
    BBQ training sabbatical
    Big Brother 6
    Round 1: BBQ 1, Ivette 0
    Round 2: BBQ 0, Howie 0
    Big Brother 5
    Round 1: BBQ 1, Cowboy 1, Drew 0
    Round 2: BBQ 1, Drew 0, Diane ½
    Round 3: BBQ 1, Cowboy 1, Nakomis 0, CBS 0








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