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SEE IT ALL! THE FIGHTS - THE SEX - THE WEIRD STUFF THAT CBS WON'T SHOW YOU
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POWER STATUS
Kevin won Part 1
Jordan won Part 2
AMERICA'S CHOICE
Which of the finalists do you want to win Big Brother 11?
Vote free at CBS Big Brother thru 6pm PT Tuesday. Choose carefully: your vote is contingent on which two actually go to finals.
RATINGS WATCH
Thursday's live non-eviction show was second for the hour with a 2.6 rating and 7 share, well behind football on NBC with 7.0/20, and ahead of 'Vampire Diaries' premiere on CW with 2.1/6, 'Grey's Anatomy' rerun on ABC with 1.1/3, 'Bones' on FOX with 1.2/4.
Lots of coulda woulda shoulda by Natalie, and likely some emotional blackmail
Sunday is a clipdown rehash show
HOH comp part 3 (Kevin vs. Jordan), final eviction and jury Q&A will be live on finale
Two hour finale is September 15 at 9pm
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FAQ
The official story is Chima was booted. We will never know the complete true story: it was all behind fishies
Jeff won the Coup d'Etat in a public vote and used it to replace Chima's noms (Lydia & Russell) with Jessie & Natalie
Food comps determined living conditions: the losers lived in the Jail room with lights always on, cold water showers, and slop.
Viewer votes determined an additional food item the sloppers could have.
Teams are over. There were four teams: Populars, Jocks, Brainiacs, and Offbeats.
Teamies of the HOH could not be nominated, but they could compete in the next week's HOH comp.
Hamsters earn $750 a week including pre-show hotel and jury sequester. It's possible Jessie gets more (BB7 All-Stars did).
The habitat has 52 cameras and 80 mics.
The recorded Big Brother in-house announcements are the voice of producer Don Wollman.
Sadly, Craig Ferguson was not recycled back in this year.
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Confusion reigns supreme
Early trivia gave way to Kevin & Natalie trying to figure out what's going on.. Kevin mentioned Rich (Meehan, executive producer) a few times, and said "We won't know the Final 2 until the end of Sunday " but also said something about suitcases in the pantry todayThe SuperPass homepage says "Michele was booted from the house, leaving only Kevin (now HOH), Natalie, and Jordan" which goes along with the CBS press release I linked yesterday; however, the CBS press release announcing BB12 for next summer was re-released/updated today to include "the Final Three (Jordan, Kevin and Natalie) face off for the $500,000 grand prize" on Tuesday's finale
On Tuesday, Julie explained the three parts of the final comp as playing out normally, with the exception that she said Part 2 would be live Thursday.. she also said "the final Head of Household will single-handedly choose who will sit next to them on finale night"
Remember, I offered myself to them this season to help prevent this kind of contradictory mess (and yes, I do have credentials for this type of thing) but no, instead of hiring me or even responding with a thanks but no thanks, they just unfollowed me on Twitter - hence my showing no mercy for them here this season.. on the other hand, I have to hand it to Gene Crowe's desktop, as today's trivia correctly included the screen that says they were "preparing for tonight's live show"
So it's all confusion and nobody knows what's up for sure at this point.. I don't much care whether the next one gets bounced to Paradise© tonight or Sunday, or not at all if they drag all three to the Tuesday finale, but I would like to know if I should prepare their empty wheel farewells now or not in case one does walk the plank tonight
Okay, now we know
As it turned out, all three will go to finale night where they'll hold Part 3 live, along with jury questioning and voting for the winner.. Janelle, Dick, Danielle and Boogie weighed in, and Jordan won Part 2 with 9 of 10 correct HOH balls over Natalie's 5 of 10 - Natalie clearly choked on the names, not the rolls, and royally blew it in a big wayAfterwards they had what used to be the Final 2 catered celebratory dinner, but it was withheld from us as it has been for the past few seasons, so they could direct them to reminisce for Sunday's clipdown show.. they kept that up for awhile after dinner, and then went into a mass cleaning frenzy later.. it was not lost on Kevin or Natalie that Jorff were favorites after their directed memories, and Kevin finally got a clue about the public vote and told Natalie they should stop trashing Jorff, and that they should be nice to and hang out with Jordan
Bedtime turned to sex chat, as it so often does with hamsters
Feeds highlights
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9/10 - 11.40pm - F1/2 - Kevin & Natalie talk about Diary trying to save Jeff
9/10 - 11.55pm - F1/2 - Kevin gets a clue about the public vote
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Daily Ratings - Natalie Choked edition
Ratings are based on entertainment value
  
I'm not at all crazy about having all three of them bouncing around for another five days - when it's just two and there's no more gaming to be done, I can step away from the feeds for an hour here, a day there. Not so this time, dammit. I said enough up above regarding their oh-so-faulty announcements of this new 'twist' so I'll let that drop. Instead I'll repeat the usual resentment at having the feeds blocked for another couple of hours while they ate and reminisced (under direction). Anyway, since it was a celebration for reaching Final 3, they really should have done it on Tuesday afer Michele left. The four has-beens didn't add much although all looked good, as did Julie, even though she looks ready to pop any minute. Finally, the Part 2 HOH comp is traditionally one of the most elaborate and most difficult of the season, but all they had to do was roll the ball and put the Heads of Household in order? Really? |
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Team PopularWon: $1,726 WON PART 2 Big ups for pulling off what seemed impossible 24 hours earlier, and for doing it with flair, with sweat, with butt crack, and with humility. She didn't gloat, even though she had every right to. Bonus ups for her grin during yet another rehash of the season, when Natalie 'explained' a few things to Kevin entirely wrong, things that Jordan was around for and knew better, but she didn't bother to say Natalie was BSing - she just grinned. |
 
Team OffbeatWon: $10,626 WON PART 1 Kudos for finally starting to grill Natalie about some of her crap, and for actually shutting her down a couple times. Kudos too for finally catching on that the public will be voting largely on likability and realizing that he's tethered to the most unlikable hamster since BB6 Maggie. I'd feel bad for him except he keeps telling us from Diary that he's going to cut Natalie loose, but he never does. It's like when people bitch about how horrible & evil their ex is: sorry Kevin, but you're the one who picked her for your teamie - you've got no one to blame but yourself. |
 
Team JockWon: $1,904, Phone call My arrows are based on entertainment value, remember? And wow did she deliver it tonight, first by totally blanking on who was HOH after Jessie's second turn, and for her landslide defeat by the 'dumb girl', and later for her 'revisions' about how it all went wrong when she told the two people who didn't see it how it unfolded. And just think, she could have avoided this supreme humiliation on national television if she hadn't stepped off that log two days ago. Ms. Cocky suddenly has nothing to be cocky about anymore, and I'm savoring it. |
    Team Brain Won: $2,563, Plasma TV Our first PhD turned out to have a faulty memory that inspired some fights & comedy, but didn't help her any. She was hated & bashed by the others for no real reason, and they obsessed about her 'crazy' and night terrors that few feedsters heard. She was awkward & stuttery, with the worst case of mirror-face we've seen since BB5/7 Jase. She was on slop four weeks without complaint, got beat up in comps, and was kinkier than most expected. She was also likable, looked great on paper, and a dork to root for. |
   Team Jock Won: $3,181, Hawaii trip His quick wit & funny banter were a surprise, and he was a heartthrob for many. His showmance with Jordan was cute without being sappy, and his culinary skills kept them well fed and scored a BBQ Smackdown ½ point against the grill. Viewers gave him Cabat Cadoo to get Jessie gone, but he refused to count jury votes and fell for a NataLIE. He was funniest early when he couldn't win, and joked about living 'in the projects'. He didn't have much game, but is easily Hamsterwatch Co-Star of the Season. |
   Team Jock Won: $10,000, Massage He had a surprising number of fights although some were fake and we saw him plan the biggest one with Chima, and he had a surprising number of looks considering he had no hair. He played an unusual game that often defied all logic but he was often funny and one of the few to talk to us. He's also one of few to bond with others by actually listening and not turning the topic back to himself. The night he literally rolled on the floor laughing over a fart was one of the funniest of the season. |
   Team Offbeat Won: Plasma TV, Captain Unitard She gave HJs & a condom event for safety, then seemed to really be crushing on Jessie - against all odds. She whined, fake-cried & babytalked too much, was volatile, and the only creative one, making an amazing trashbag suit and Play-doh creations. She shlurred her screams about her catsuit costume but later wore it without complaint, and well. She may have been a damage control exit due to Mills-McCartney Nannygate but we'll never know for sure. |
   Team Brain Won: Nothing She began as a sympathetic character with her horrific story and positive outlook about it, and then things got weird. She flirted with Russell, planned a fake fight with him that happened exactly as scripted, and then they appeared to be mortal enemies. She had a raging and ultimately fatal case of HOH-itis and her hard fall from that was on live TV. With her subsequent nom she got petty, bitter & rebellious, and then she vanished. But she's a strong, smart woman and she'll survive this too. |
   Team Jock Won: $2,500 He showed up again uninvited and pretty much killed the feeds for those who were glad to see him leave last year. This time he had a new chin, only talked about himself again, got pink toenails, lost weight, mangled more words, got (at least) four HJs and one condom event with Lydia, all while playing he was Natalie's BFF. He went on Hamsterwatch ignore early during this second stint, and once again got his empty wheel before his time, so I don't have much more to say except hallelujah, he's gone! |
   Team Brain Won: Nothing He looked great on paper but his BB expertise was more stats & CBS versions than anything practical - he obviously missed the start of BB10 or he wouldn't have duplicated Brian's suicidal game. He played a dirty game that included a Michele smear campaign, but Natalie did most of the dirty work he took credit for. He exiled himself a couple times, didn't share his HOH camera, talked non-stop (usually about himself), and generated more hate around the BB interwebs than most. |
   Team Offbeat - Won: 1 week banana gig Videos of him & Jessie together surfaced early and their covert partnership ran the house for two weeks, but that deal expired after the Ronnie Mutiny was forgotten and Casey was blamed for Natalie's hinky vote. His quick wit provided memorable one-liners on a daily basis, and they only got better from both Angry Banana and Sad Banana. He came in like an aging Mike Boogie but he got past that, earning lots of fans thanks to his humor, his laid back style, and his ability to not take it all so seriously. |
   Team Popular - Won: Nothing She was the star of the first CBS eps although she was barely in there. Her boobies were a show in themselves, and she protested way too much about the attention they got (usually while thrusting them at anyone handy). Mostly she was a miseryguts, glaring & pouting, and claiming to have everything figured out like BB9 Allison but with Shelley Duvall's voice. Her face-off with Jessie was memorable thanks to 'let me get down to your level', 'you're not the boss of me' and 'thrown under the river'. |
   Team Popular - Won: Nothing His nekkid pics got out before the premiere, he said Julie's a ho, and he started a race riot in there - but his target Kevin wasn't offended by the words as much as that they hadn't been buddies. The habitat went nuts waffling about his eviction vote (vs Chima) but he was barely involved, although he did provide the fodder for her most shocking nominee speech ever. Despite all that, Braden turned out to be a funny hamster and a great third to the Jeff & Jordan comedy team. |
  BB10 Brian Hart Team Brain
 BB8 Jessica Hughbanks Team Popular
 BB5/7 Michael Cowboy Ellis Team Offbeat |
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LINES OF THE DAY
Julie: In a Big Brother first, all three will make it to finale night on Tuesday.. no one is leaving the house tonight
Jordan: Shut up!
Natalie: I just packed all my stuff!
Julie: Jeff must now face his worst nightmare: the jury house
Julie: How are you feeling right now?
Jordan: I'm sweating so bad
Natalie: ..this was a mental challenge..
Julie: It was mental and physical actually
Kevin to Natalie, re deals & threats: Stop it! If that's the next five days I'm going to ignore you
Big Brother: Jordan, please go to the Diary Room
Jordan: I'm going to eat my cake!
Julie: In a Big Brother first, all three will make it to finale night on Tuesday.. no one is leaving the house tonight
Jordan: Shut up!
Natalie: I just packed all my stuff!
Julie: Jeff must now face his worst nightmare: the jury house
Julie: How are you feeling right now?
Jordan: I'm sweating so bad
Natalie: ..this was a mental challenge..
Julie: It was mental and physical actually
Kevin to Natalie, re deals & threats: Stop it! If that's the next five days I'm going to ignore you
Big Brother: Jordan, please go to the Diary Room
Jordan: I'm going to eat my cake!
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EXTRACURRICULAR TALLY
Hamsters who met before BB11: 2
-Jessie & Casey
Sex events: 5 - Lydia/Jessie
Makeout pairings: 1 - Jeff/Jordan
Nominee speech scorchers: 3
-Chima, Casey, Ronnie
Premature exits: 1 - Chima
Major fights: 12
-Natalie vs. Jeff
-'Beaner' race wars starring
Braden/Kevin/Lydia/Jeff/Jordan
-Laura vs. Jessie plus Natalie
-Post-Braden eviction blowout
Chima/Natalie/Michele
-Everyone vs. Ronnie
-Russell vs. Chima (3 fake rounds)
-Kevin vs. Ronnie (2 rounds)
-Russell, Natalie, Chima vs. Michele
-Russell vs. Jessie (kooky ending)
-Lydia vs. Michele plus Natalie & Jeff
-Russell vs. Jeff plus Jordan
-Russell vs. Jeff plus Jordan again
Naughty past that may have surprised the producers: 1 - Braden
Shocking true stories: 1 - Chima
'The Soup' mentions: 7 of 9 Fridays
-Wedgie comp + Jessie
-Technotronics (Clip of the Week)
-Jordan's time-telling
-Lydia stalks Jessie (Clip of the Week)
-Lydia's raccoon & Ronnie's speech
-Creepy eulogy & Chima's drowned mic
-Jessie's pink pants & Natalie's bug
BBQ SMACKDOWN SCORECARD
Big Brother 11
Round 1: BBQ 0, Jeff 0
Round 2: BBQ 0, Jeff ½
Round 3: BBQ ½, Kevin 0, Michele 0
Big Brother 10
No title events
Big Brother 9 Winter Edition
Round 1: BBQ ½, Ryan 0
Round 2, BBQ ½, Adam 0
Round 3, BBQ ½, Ryan 0
Big Brother 8
Round 1: BBQ 1, Dick 0
Round 2: BBQ ½, Zach 0
Round 3: BBQ 0, Dick 1
Big Brother 7 All-Stars
BBQ training sabbatical
Big Brother 6
Round 1: BBQ 1, Ivette 0
Round 2: BBQ 0, Howie 0
Big Brother 5
Round 1: BBQ 1, Cowboy 1, Drew 0
Round 2: BBQ 1, Drew 0, Diane ½
Round 3: BBQ 1, Cowboy 1, Nakomis 0, CBS 0
Big Brother 11
Round 1: BBQ 0, Jeff 0
Round 2: BBQ 0, Jeff ½
Round 3: BBQ ½, Kevin 0, Michele 0
Big Brother 10
No title events
Big Brother 9 Winter Edition
Round 1: BBQ ½, Ryan 0
Round 2, BBQ ½, Adam 0
Round 3, BBQ ½, Ryan 0
Big Brother 8
Round 1: BBQ 1, Dick 0
Round 2: BBQ ½, Zach 0
Round 3: BBQ 0, Dick 1
Big Brother 7 All-Stars
BBQ training sabbatical
Big Brother 6
Round 1: BBQ 1, Ivette 0
Round 2: BBQ 0, Howie 0
Big Brother 5
Round 1: BBQ 1, Cowboy 1, Drew 0
Round 2: BBQ 1, Drew 0, Diane ½
Round 3: BBQ 1, Cowboy 1, Nakomis 0, CBS 0
