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BB11 DRINKING GAME
Everyone's favorite is back for one last round: Take a swig every time Jeff says fuckin



POWER STATUS
Kevin is Head of Household
Jeff & Jordan are nominated



AMERICA'S CHOICE
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RATINGS WATCH
Tuesday's show was second for the hour with a 2.6 rating and 7 share, behind 'America's Got Talent' on NBC with 3.2/9, and ahead of 'More to Love' on FOX with 1.8/5 and 'Shaq Vs' on ABC with 1.3/4.
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UPCOMING EVENTS
The tiny table should arrive Thursday night or Friday

Remaining evictions are probably September 3, 8, and 10

Two hour finale is September 15 at 9pm

CBS shows are Sundays at 8, Tuesdays at 9, and live evictions Thursdays at 8

Ross (The Intern) Mathews does post-eviction shows every Friday

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LIVE FEEDS HIGHLIGHTS
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BB11 daily index - BB10 daily index




FAQ
Julie's words: 'A new twist to the HOH that could impact everyone. The secret lies behind this door'

The official story is Chima was booted. We will never know the complete true story: it was all behind fishies

Jeff won the Coup d'Etat in a public vote and used it to replace Chima's noms (Lydia & Russell) with Jessie & Natalie

Food comps determined living conditions: the losers lived in the Jail room with lights always on, cold water showers, and slop.

Viewer votes determined an additional food item the sloppers could have.

Teams are over. There were four teams: Populars, Jocks, Brainiacs, and Offbeats.

Teamies of the HOH could not be nominated, but they could compete in the next week's HOH comp.

Hamsters earn $750 a week including pre-show hotel and jury sequester. It's possible Jessie gets more (BB7 All-Stars did).

The habitat has 52 cameras and 80 mics.

The recorded Big Brother in-house announcements are the voice of producer Don Wollman.

Sadly, Craig Ferguson was not recycled back in this year.



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  Day 60 - September 2, 2009       Bookmark and Share

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    Help us, C-3PO


    Kevin isn't really saying that, but I am.. it was another day of not very much in there, and looking ahead to almost two weeks of this nothingness is enough to do one's head in.. later Kevin tried to use this silver orb for bowling and was told to "Stop that!"

    Kevin did his blog, and said he did "a lot of shit-talking about Jeff" in it, and that he went with "mystery power" because he couldn't spell coup d'etat.. Natalie has a plan to try to get Jeff's trip and Michele's TV in trade for a vote she's not going to cast - the last I heard, she was waiting for Diary to rule on whether she can make the offer or not

    The camera came out but I don't think many pics were taken.. Jeff grilled again, and again there were no incidents.. he & Jordan did a dual Diary, at Diary's request

    Incidents came later when they got some wine: Kevin took a glass upstairs where he poured it into the toilet "so Jeff can't have it".. Natalie wired up the kitchen faucet again, and Michele got sprayed in the face again.. later Kevin & Natalie covered the toilet with saran wrap - Jeff went in to use it, didn't react, and Natalie said "Just so you know, Michele did that to the toilet - it wasn't us".. she's not even acting 18 anymore

    Feeds highlights


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    9/2 - 11.25pm - F3 - Michele gets the faucet prank, again
    9/3 - 2.10am - F1/2 - Jorff & Michele sex chat again, funny

    Random caps of the day


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    Daily Ratings - So Long, Jeff edition


    Ratings are based on entertainment value, and there's very little of that


    The feeds are slow torture lately, as slow as the last four or five days usually are with just two of them, and we have almost a full two weeks of this ahead of us! When Jeff leaves tomorrow, it'll only get worse. I have no hope that they'd give them something fun for grown-ups to do (since that's never happened before), but would it kill them to bring out some more toys from the kiddie aisle for them? Again, these hamsters have zero creativity or imagination, and I blame the producers who picked and/or recruited them.




    Team Jock
    Won: $3,181, Hawaii trip
    NOMINATED

    Cumulative ups for 60 55 days of mostly fun stuff including a quick wit, snappy one-liners, and the ability to laugh at himself. Granted he wasn't 100% good-natured, but he was more often than most of them over the years, and his & Jordan's showmance was the least icky of any BB pairings to date. He will be missed.


    Team Popular
    Won: $1,726
    NOMINATED

    It'll be interesting to see how she does on her own after Jeff goes, since she seems to have misplaced those once finely honed social skills and is now as easily swayed as a feather in a breeze.




    Team Offbeat
    Won: $10,626
    HEAD OF HOUSEHOLD

    His silver spacesuit with pink hoodie was an interesting look, and that's about all I can say about him today. He might have been an extremely likable hamster (though not as likable as that guy in Diary who uses his name) but he latched on to one icky after another, and they rubbed off on him.




    Team Brain
    Won: $2,563, Plasma TV

    At first she reacted by laughing when she got sprayed in the face, but then she stood at the Diary door hoping to get in and complain (which she couldn't, since Jorff were in there together, unbeknownst to her). She still looks best on paper, but she just doesn't bring much to the table entertainment-wise.




    Team Jock
    Won: $1,904, Phone call

    I've upped her cash total by the missing $4 that CBS assigned to her, and that's about all I have to say about her. She is playing a brilliant game of Big Brother, but hardly anyone can stand to watch her doing it.





       
    Team Jock Won: $10,000, Massage
    He had a surprising number of fights although some were fake and we saw him plan the biggest one with Chima, and he had a surprising number of looks considering he had no hair. He played an unusual game that often defied all logic but he was often funny and one of the few to talk to us. He's also one of few to bond with others by actually listening and not turning the topic back to himself. The night he literally rolled on the floor laughing over a fart was one of the funniest of the season.





       
    Team Offbeat Won: Plasma TV, Captain Unitard
    She gave HJs & a condom event for safety, then seemed to really be crushing on Jessie - against all odds. She whined, fake-cried & babytalked too much, was volatile, and the only creative one, making an amazing trashbag suit and Play-doh creations. She shlurred her screams about her catsuit costume but later wore it without complaint, and well. She may have been a damage control exit due to Mills-McCartney Nannygate but we'll never know for sure.





       
    Team Brain Won: Nothing
    She began as a sympathetic character with her horrific story and positive outlook about it, and then things got weird. She flirted with Russell, planned a fake fight with him that happened exactly as scripted, and then they appeared to be mortal enemies. She had a raging and ultimately fatal case of HOH-itis and her hard fall from that was on live TV. With her subsequent nom she got petty, bitter & rebellious, and then she vanished. But she's a strong, smart woman and she'll survive this too.





       
    Team Jock Won: $2,500
    He showed up again uninvited and pretty much killed the feeds for those who were glad to see him leave last year. This time he had a new chin, only talked about himself again, got pink toenails, lost weight, mangled more words, got (at least) four HJs and one condom event with Lydia, all while playing he was Natalie's BFF. He went on Hamsterwatch ignore early during this second stint, and once again got his empty wheel before his time, so I don't have much more to say except hallelujah, he's gone!





       
    Team Brain Won: Nothing
    He looked great on paper but his BB expertise was more stats & CBS versions than anything practical - he obviously missed the start of BB10 or he wouldn't have duplicated Brian's suicidal game. He played a dirty game that included a Michele smear campaign, but Natalie did most of the dirty work he took credit for. He exiled himself a couple times, didn't share his HOH camera, talked non-stop (usually about himself), and generated more hate around the BB interwebs than most.





       
    Team Offbeat - Won: 1 week banana gig
    Videos of him & Jessie together surfaced early and their covert partnership ran the house for two weeks, but that deal expired after the Ronnie Mutiny was forgotten and Casey was blamed for Natalie's hinky vote. His quick wit provided memorable one-liners on a daily basis, and they only got better from both Angry Banana and Sad Banana. He came in like an aging Mike Boogie but he got past that, earning lots of fans thanks to his humor, his laid back style, and his ability to not take it all so seriously.





       
    Team Popular - Won: Nothing
    She was the star of the first CBS eps although she was barely in there. Her boobies were a show in themselves, and she protested way too much about the attention they got (usually while thrusting them at anyone handy). Mostly she was a miseryguts, glaring & pouting, and claiming to have everything figured out like BB9 Allison but with Shelley Duvall's voice. Her face-off with Jessie was memorable thanks to 'let me get down to your level', 'you're not the boss of me' and 'thrown under the river'.





       
    Team Popular - Won: Nothing
    His nekkid pics got out before the premiere, he said Julie's a ho, and he started a race riot in there - but his target Kevin wasn't offended by the words as much as that they hadn't been buddies. The habitat went nuts waffling about his eviction vote (vs Chima) but he was barely involved, although he did provide the fodder for her most shocking nominee speech ever. Despite all that, Braden turned out to be a funny hamster and a great third to the Jeff & Jordan comedy team.





     
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    LINES OF THE DAY

    Kevin to Natalie: I'm telling you, you need a comb!

    Jordan, packing: There's an ant
    Jeff: Fuck it, he's going to Chicago

    Jeff: The DR's already over Jeff?
    Jordan: It is! it's all about Michele now
    Jeff: It's already Life After Jeff

    Michele: The only thing I liked about Renny was that she drove Jessie crazy

    Jeff: Penises and water don't mix

    Jeff: I never thought I'd be looking forward to tomorrow, but I'm gonna fucking beat my junk like it owes me money




    LINKS OF THE DAY

    Official Big Brother merchandise
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    Kevin's HOH blog




    Click to see my full list of BB11 links
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    24/7 feeds - free trial see everything that happens before it gets edited into something else for tv

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    SuperPass FlashBack instant replay by time/date/feed (requires SuperPass)

    Hamsterwatch Twitter - Twitpic

    Hamsterwatch Chatroom

    Hamsterwatch Forum

    BB adult/explicit links - already updated for BB11!

    CBS Big Brother 11 the official site

    DogDave BB11 aka Aldav scouts all the BB sites so you don't have to: all the news, edgy stuff & the best mini-recaps in town

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    Sir LinksALot Big Brother 11 all the links, once again

    BuddyTV - Big Brother 11 TV supersite with news, articles, discussions



    EXTRACURRICULAR TALLY

    Hamsters who met before BB11: 2
    -Jessie & Casey

    Sex events: 5 - Lydia/Jessie

    Makeout pairings: 1 - Jeff/Jordan

    Nominee speech scorchers: 3
    -Chima, Casey, Ronnie

    Premature exits: 1 - Chima

    Major fights: 12
    -Natalie vs. Jeff
    -'Beaner' race wars starring
      Braden/Kevin/Lydia/Jeff/Jordan
    -Laura vs. Jessie plus Natalie
    -Post-Braden eviction blowout
     Chima/Natalie/Michele
    -Everyone vs. Ronnie
    -Russell vs. Chima (3 fake rounds)
    -Kevin vs. Ronnie (2 rounds)
    -Russell, Natalie, Chima vs. Michele
    -Russell vs. Jessie (kooky ending)
    -Lydia vs. Michele plus Natalie & Jeff
    -Russell vs. Jeff plus Jordan
    -Russell vs. Jeff plus Jordan again

    Naughty past that may have surprised the producers: 1 - Braden

    Shocking true stories: 1 - Chima

    'The Soup' mentions: 6 of 8 Fridays
    -Wedgie comp + Jessie
    -Technotronics (Clip of the Week)
    -Jordan's time-telling
    -Lydia stalks Jessie (Clip of the Week)
    -Lydia's raccoon & Ronnie's speech
    -Creepy eulogy & Chima's drowned mic



    BBQ SMACKDOWN SCORECARD

    Big Brother 11
    Round 1: BBQ 0, Jeff 0
    Round 2: BBQ 0, Jeff ½

    Big Brother 10
    No title events
    Big Brother 9 Winter Edition
    Round 1: BBQ ½, Ryan 0
    Round 2, BBQ ½, Adam 0
    Round 3, BBQ ½, Ryan 0
    Big Brother 8
    Round 1: BBQ 1, Dick 0
    Round 2: BBQ ½, Zach 0
    Round 3: BBQ 0, Dick 1
    Big Brother 7 All-Stars
    BBQ training sabbatical
    Big Brother 6
    Round 1: BBQ 1, Ivette 0
    Round 2: BBQ 0, Howie 0
    Big Brother 5
    Round 1: BBQ 1, Cowboy 1, Drew 0
    Round 2: BBQ 1, Drew 0, Diane ½
    Round 3: BBQ 1, Cowboy 1, Nakomis 0, CBS 0




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