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POWER STATUS
Jeff evicted
Natalie is Head of Household
Nobody is nominated



AMERICA'S CHOICE
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RATINGS WATCH
Thursday's eviction show was first for the hour with a 2.7 rating and 7 share, ahead of 'Bones' rerun on FOX with 1.8/6, '30 Rock' and 'Parks & Recreation' reruns on NBC with 1.4/5, and 'Grey's Anatomy' rerun on ABC with 1.3/4.
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UPCOMING EVENTS
Nominations on Friday

The tiny table should arrive Friday

Remaining evictions are September 8 and 10 - final HOH comp begins on September 8

Two hour finale is September 15 at 9pm

CBS shows are Sundays at 8, Tuesdays at 9, and live evictions Thursdays at 8

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FAQ
The official story is Chima was booted. We will never know the complete true story: it was all behind fishies

Jeff won the Coup d'Etat in a public vote and used it to replace Chima's noms (Lydia & Russell) with Jessie & Natalie

Food comps determined living conditions: the losers lived in the Jail room with lights always on, cold water showers, and slop.

Viewer votes determined an additional food item the sloppers could have.

Teams are over. There were four teams: Populars, Jocks, Brainiacs, and Offbeats.

Teamies of the HOH could not be nominated, but they could compete in the next week's HOH comp.

Hamsters earn $750 a week including pre-show hotel and jury sequester. It's possible Jessie gets more (BB7 All-Stars did).

The habitat has 52 cameras and 80 mics.

The recorded Big Brother in-house announcements are the voice of producer Don Wollman.

Sadly, Craig Ferguson was not recycled back in this year.



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  Day 61 - September 3, 2009       Bookmark and Share

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>> Jeff evicted 2-1 - Natalie won Head of Household <<

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    Jeff walks the plank


    It was another inevitable eviction, which Jeff might very well have caused himself by opting for Kevin & Natalie and their "last minute lie" over a solid Final Four deal with Russell & Michele.. but he got a standing ovation and we should have good exit interviews to look forward to, which will be linked on the right sidebar when available

    As with other popular evictees (BB6/7 Janelle Pierzina twice and BB6/7 Kaysar Ridha thrice come to mind), some feedsters are threatening to never watch again, but we've still got two more to get rid of and then two to toss onto the scales of reality TV justice - which are not necessarily calibrated accurately

    Then we were left with one member from each of the original four teams.. Natalie won the HOH comp in a three-way tiebreaker "without going over" question, and now we are all doomed.. they went behind fishies and came back with new clothes - I don't know how or why, except that we used to see those clothing comps on the feeds

    I also don't know what Julie's latest threats are about re Pandora's box, but I am guessing someone will get to either visit the jury house or go on a field trip with one of them, like Dan did last year

    Feeds highlights


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    9/3 - 10.20pm - Quads - Natalie's HOH room & letter

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    Daily Ratings - Final Four edition


    VTE = Voted to evict
    Ratings are based on entertainment value


    Why was Julie wearing a Magic 8 Ball pendant? Or was it a coat hanger? And why has she gone back to the gigantic hair? Kevin made her jump her script to remind him it's a family show (really? a family show?) but then he brought us a glimpse of fishies anyway. We had lots of Chima in tonight's show which was odd - maybe the lawyers came to an arrangement so she is no longer persona non grata. I wish they'd showed a bit of Michele's hubby's lighter side along with his concern for her - he is a stand up comedian after all. Natalie had a couple calling-outs which was nice, but once again they went *whoosh* over our survivors' heads. Jeff had a nice sendoff, but we really didn't need more Jessie face time.

    I've always wondered what is the big deal about Final Four? One less and we have a three-part comp that ultimately decides it all.. Final Four is just a catchy phrase. Negative for once again blocking us from a fun comp or whatever it was that delivered their new clothes. We're constantly denied the fun stuff but subjected to the boredom and ickies and nothing.




    Team Popular
    Won: $1,726
    No vote (nominee)

    She gave a good speech and later sucked down her wine fast enough that she got loud and possibly too informative about her & Jeff's version of BB11. Then she wouldn't change out of her white shirt as ordered (white is too glary for TV), and she didn't care about her new clothes at all. Then she passed out.


    Team Offbeat
    Won: $10,626
    VTE Jeff (tiebreaker)

    That other guy who wears his clothes wrote his blog for him and talked to Julie, but then the dull monotone guy came back to the feeds, as usual. But he was happy with all his clothes - more so than any of the girls - and said he had a 'clothing orgasm'. Natalie's planning on nominating him tomorrow, with the plan that he'll come off with veto.. but maybe she's ready to cut him loose too. Here's hoping.




    Team Brain
    Won: $2,563, Plasma TV
    VTE Jordan

    She talked Kevin's ear off for an hour or more and she either couldn't see the little daggers of death shooting out of his eyes, or she didn't care about them. She got some nice new clothes and looks good in all the ones she tried on. She'll probably be going up tomorrow too, and she'll probably need another veto win to stick around.




    Team Jock
    Won: $1,904, Phone call
    VTE Jeff
    HEAD OF HOUSEHOLD

    I've said it before: she is playing BB2/7 Dr. Will's game but with the personality of BB6 Maggie. Her outfit for tonight's show on national television was just horrific: it looked like a child's project from summer camp sewing class. Tonight's show definitely had an anti-Natalie tone, so she could be on her way out before finals. To those Hamsterwatchers who say they'll stop watching now, I say thanks for visiting and bye for now (but I don't believe it.. you'll keep at it til the bitter end.)





       
    Team Jock Won: $3,181, Hawaii trip
    His quick wit & funny banter were a surprise, and he was a heartthrob for many. His showmance with Jordan was cute without being sappy, and his culinary skills kept them well fed and scored a BBQ Smackdown ½ point against the grill. Viewers gave him Cabat Cadoo to get Jessie gone, but he refused to count jury votes and fell for a NataLIE. He was funniest early when he couldn't win, and joked about living 'in the projects'. He didn't have much game, but is easily Hamsterwatch Co-Star of the Season.





       
    Team Jock Won: $10,000, Massage
    He had a surprising number of fights although some were fake and we saw him plan the biggest one with Chima, and he had a surprising number of looks considering he had no hair. He played an unusual game that often defied all logic but he was often funny and one of the few to talk to us. He's also one of few to bond with others by actually listening and not turning the topic back to himself. The night he literally rolled on the floor laughing over a fart was one of the funniest of the season.





       
    Team Offbeat Won: Plasma TV, Captain Unitard
    She gave HJs & a condom event for safety, then seemed to really be crushing on Jessie - against all odds. She whined, fake-cried & babytalked too much, was volatile, and the only creative one, making an amazing trashbag suit and Play-doh creations. She shlurred her screams about her catsuit costume but later wore it without complaint, and well. She may have been a damage control exit due to Mills-McCartney Nannygate but we'll never know for sure.





       
    Team Brain Won: Nothing
    She began as a sympathetic character with her horrific story and positive outlook about it, and then things got weird. She flirted with Russell, planned a fake fight with him that happened exactly as scripted, and then they appeared to be mortal enemies. She had a raging and ultimately fatal case of HOH-itis and her hard fall from that was on live TV. With her subsequent nom she got petty, bitter & rebellious, and then she vanished. But she's a strong, smart woman and she'll survive this too.





       
    Team Jock Won: $2,500
    He showed up again uninvited and pretty much killed the feeds for those who were glad to see him leave last year. This time he had a new chin, only talked about himself again, got pink toenails, lost weight, mangled more words, got (at least) four HJs and one condom event with Lydia, all while playing he was Natalie's BFF. He went on Hamsterwatch ignore early during this second stint, and once again got his empty wheel before his time, so I don't have much more to say except hallelujah, he's gone!





       
    Team Brain Won: Nothing
    He looked great on paper but his BB expertise was more stats & CBS versions than anything practical - he obviously missed the start of BB10 or he wouldn't have duplicated Brian's suicidal game. He played a dirty game that included a Michele smear campaign, but Natalie did most of the dirty work he took credit for. He exiled himself a couple times, didn't share his HOH camera, talked non-stop (usually about himself), and generated more hate around the BB interwebs than most.





       
    Team Offbeat - Won: 1 week banana gig
    Videos of him & Jessie together surfaced early and their covert partnership ran the house for two weeks, but that deal expired after the Ronnie Mutiny was forgotten and Casey was blamed for Natalie's hinky vote. His quick wit provided memorable one-liners on a daily basis, and they only got better from both Angry Banana and Sad Banana. He came in like an aging Mike Boogie but he got past that, earning lots of fans thanks to his humor, his laid back style, and his ability to not take it all so seriously.





       
    Team Popular - Won: Nothing
    She was the star of the first CBS eps although she was barely in there. Her boobies were a show in themselves, and she protested way too much about the attention they got (usually while thrusting them at anyone handy). Mostly she was a miseryguts, glaring & pouting, and claiming to have everything figured out like BB9 Allison but with Shelley Duvall's voice. Her face-off with Jessie was memorable thanks to 'let me get down to your level', 'you're not the boss of me' and 'thrown under the river'.





       
    Team Popular - Won: Nothing
    His nekkid pics got out before the premiere, he said Julie's a ho, and he started a race riot in there - but his target Kevin wasn't offended by the words as much as that they hadn't been buddies. The habitat went nuts waffling about his eviction vote (vs Chima) but he was barely involved, although he did provide the fodder for her most shocking nominee speech ever. Despite all that, Braden turned out to be a funny hamster and a great third to the Jeff & Jordan comedy team.





     
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    LINES OF THE DAY

    Kevin to Julie: In any other circumstance I wouldn't mind being bent over and handcuffed to a box

    Jessie to Russell: How do you feel right now?

    Michele: I just wish my pants would stay up when I do competitions

    Natalie to Kevin about shorts: If you wore these, you'd look gay




    LINKS OF THE DAY

    Official Big Brother merchandise
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    The Show(mance) Must Go On
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    Kevin's HOH blog




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    Hamsterwatch Twitter - Twitpic

    Hamsterwatch Chatroom

    Hamsterwatch Forum

    BB adult/explicit links - already updated for BB11!

    CBS Big Brother 11 the official site

    DogDave BB11 aka Aldav scouts all the BB sites so you don't have to: all the news, edgy stuff & the best mini-recaps in town

    Attw x's houseguest tributes all seasons fun & reference by BB's number one fan

    Sir LinksALot Big Brother 11 all the links, once again

    BuddyTV - Big Brother 11 TV supersite with news, articles, discussions



    EXTRACURRICULAR TALLY

    Hamsters who met before BB11: 2
    -Jessie & Casey

    Sex events: 5 - Lydia/Jessie

    Makeout pairings: 1 - Jeff/Jordan

    Nominee speech scorchers: 3
    -Chima, Casey, Ronnie

    Premature exits: 1 - Chima

    Major fights: 12
    -Natalie vs. Jeff
    -'Beaner' race wars starring
      Braden/Kevin/Lydia/Jeff/Jordan
    -Laura vs. Jessie plus Natalie
    -Post-Braden eviction blowout
     Chima/Natalie/Michele
    -Everyone vs. Ronnie
    -Russell vs. Chima (3 fake rounds)
    -Kevin vs. Ronnie (2 rounds)
    -Russell, Natalie, Chima vs. Michele
    -Russell vs. Jessie (kooky ending)
    -Lydia vs. Michele plus Natalie & Jeff
    -Russell vs. Jeff plus Jordan
    -Russell vs. Jeff plus Jordan again

    Naughty past that may have surprised the producers: 1 - Braden

    Shocking true stories: 1 - Chima

    'The Soup' mentions: 6 of 8 Fridays
    -Wedgie comp + Jessie
    -Technotronics (Clip of the Week)
    -Jordan's time-telling
    -Lydia stalks Jessie (Clip of the Week)
    -Lydia's raccoon & Ronnie's speech
    -Creepy eulogy & Chima's drowned mic



    BBQ SMACKDOWN SCORECARD

    Big Brother 11
    Round 1: BBQ 0, Jeff 0
    Round 2: BBQ 0, Jeff ½

    Big Brother 10
    No title events
    Big Brother 9 Winter Edition
    Round 1: BBQ ½, Ryan 0
    Round 2, BBQ ½, Adam 0
    Round 3, BBQ ½, Ryan 0
    Big Brother 8
    Round 1: BBQ 1, Dick 0
    Round 2: BBQ ½, Zach 0
    Round 3: BBQ 0, Dick 1
    Big Brother 7 All-Stars
    BBQ training sabbatical
    Big Brother 6
    Round 1: BBQ 1, Ivette 0
    Round 2: BBQ 0, Howie 0
    Big Brother 5
    Round 1: BBQ 1, Cowboy 1, Drew 0
    Round 2: BBQ 1, Drew 0, Diane ½
    Round 3: BBQ 1, Cowboy 1, Nakomis 0, CBS 0




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