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SEE IT ALL! THE FIGHTS - THE SEX - THE WEIRD STUFF THAT CBS WON'T SHOW YOU
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BB11 DRINKING GAME
Everyone's favorite is back for one last round: Take a swig every time Jeff says fuckin
Kevin is Head of Household
Michele veto'd herself off
Jeff & Jordan are nominated
No vote underway currently
Tuesday's show was second for the hour with a 2.6 rating and 7 share, behind 'America's Got Talent' on NBC with 3.2/9, and ahead of 'More to Love' on FOX with 1.8/5 and 'Shaq Vs' on ABC with 1.3/4.
Lots of pointless planning & waffling
Picture taking Wednesday
Remaining evictions are probably September 3, 8, and 10
Two hour finale is September 15 at 9pm
CBS shows are Sundays at 8, Tuesdays at 9, and live evictions Thursdays at 8
Ross (The Intern) Mathews does post-eviction shows every Friday
Express Lunch with MissyZ and BB9 Chelsia Hart is on SuperPass Thursdays & Fridays at noon Pacific/3pm Eastern. Call-in number is 1-877-576-3348.
LIVE FEEDS HIGHLIGHTS
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BB11 daily index - BB10 daily index
Julie's words: 'A new twist to the HOH that could impact everyone. The secret lies behind this door'
The official story is Chima was booted. We will never know the complete true story: it was all behind fishies
Jeff won the Coup d'Etat in a public vote and used it to replace Chima's noms (Lydia & Russell) with Jessie & Natalie
Food comps determined living conditions: the losers lived in the Jail room with lights always on, cold water showers, and slop.
Viewer votes determined an additional food item the sloppers could have.
Teams are over. There were four teams: Populars, Jocks, Brainiacs, and Offbeats.
Teamies of the HOH could not be nominated, but they could compete in the next week's HOH comp.
Hamsters earn $750 a week including pre-show hotel and jury sequester. It's possible Jessie gets more (BB7 All-Stars did).
The habitat has 52 cameras and 80 mics.
The recorded Big Brother in-house announcements are the voice of producer Don Wollman.
Sadly, Craig Ferguson was not recycled back in this year.
|Days 58 & 59 - August 31 & September 1, 2009
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>> Kevin is Head of Household - Michele used veto - Jeff & Jordan are nominated <<
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They actually got out of bed for a little while today and did a little working out, a little eating, a little card playing, and then more sleeping
I'm barely watching the feeds anymore - we have never had a group as thoroughly boring as this before, even when it's just the Final 2 rattling around on their own, and there are five of them in there! There just isn't a thing to report, or to make ratings out of - sorry
End of the line (Monday)
For Jeff & Jordan anyway, since Michele used her veto to take herself off the block, and Kevin put up Jordan in her place
Some of the buzz from the other night about Michele taking off Jeff instead of herself re-buzzed a bit, but Michele as the sole remaining member of Team Brainy wasn't about to do that, obviously.. Jorff fans have until Thursday to enjoy them together, and then it'll be another week and a half or so til they're reunited at the finale
They were called into Diary individually and given their totals from the Pandora's box not-a-luxury-comp money grab: Jeff $3,181, Jordan $1,726, Natalie $1,900, Michele $2,563 and Kevin $626 - assuming all are telling the truth, and they probably are since that's $4 short of an even $10,000, and $4 is about what they had left over.. Jeff's key had already unlocked Kevin's handcuffs so it probably doesn't have a second purpose
Natalie talked some sense into Jordan when she was saying she'd quit so Jeff could go forward.. Jeff pitched a plan to Michele to offer Natalie the next HOH in exchange for a vote.. Michele presented it later to Natalie, who then told Kevin about it and wondered how stupid do they think she is?
Mostly they all slept a lot
If you have SuperPass you can watch anything you missed, or see it again.. just enter the date, time and feed on the FlashBack page
8/31 - 5.40pm - F3/4 - Jeff & Michele talk about a pitch for Natalie
8/31 - 9.35pm - F3/4 - Michele pitches the plan to Natalie
8/31 - 11.37pm - F3/4 - Kevin & Natalie chess incident
9/1 - 2.15am - F1/2 - Jeff, Jordan & Michele banter
Random caps of the day
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Daily Ratings - Another Ugly Chess Incident edition
Ratings are based on entertainment value, and are mostly fictional this time since I have nothing to work with
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LINES OF THE DAY
Kevin: Jeff got played SO bad, he got played really bad
Kevin: The guy that runs the veto ceremony, is that Rich?
Natalie: No, that's live show..
Kevin: Who's that guy? [cut to fishies]
Jordan: I should be the one upset
Jeff: Why? You're not going anywhere, stop that
Kevin: How can you be bisexual and never have sex with women?
Kevin: If there's a car, I'll scream like a little bitch
Jeff: Beachhouse shmeachhouse, I'd rather live in a fucking cave for two weeks
Jeff to Jordan about his mom: She probably wants to make you dinner
Jeff about Kevin: He's not a good player by any means
Jordan: None of us are
Big Brother: Houseguests, this is a lockdown. Please go outside and close the.. Houseguests, this is a lockdown. Please go inside and close the sliding glass door.
LINKS OF THE DAY
Ross Mathews with
BB10 Memphis Bob Garrett
Click to see my full list of BB11 links
These are some of my favorites:
24/7 feeds - free trial see everything that happens before it gets edited into something else for tv
No time-out feed links including set-up how-to, plus Real contact info
SuperPass FlashBack instant replay by time/date/feed (requires SuperPass)
Hamsterwatch Twitter - Twitpic
BB adult/explicit links - already updated for BB11!
CBS Big Brother 11 the official site
DogDave BB11 aka Aldav scouts all the BB sites so you don't have to: all the news, edgy stuff & the best mini-recaps in town
Attw x's houseguest tributes all seasons fun & reference by BB's number one fan
Sir LinksALot Big Brother 11 all the links, once again
BuddyTV - Big Brother 11 TV supersite with news, articles, discussions
Hamsters who met before BB11: 2
-Jessie & Casey
Sex events: 5 - Lydia/Jessie
Makeout pairings: 1 - Jeff/Jordan
Nominee speech scorchers: 3
-Chima, Casey, Ronnie
Premature exits: 1 - Chima
Major fights: 12
-Natalie vs. Jeff
-'Beaner' race wars starring
-Laura vs. Jessie plus Natalie
-Post-Braden eviction blowout
-Everyone vs. Ronnie
-Russell vs. Chima (3 fake rounds)
-Kevin vs. Ronnie (2 rounds)
-Russell, Natalie, Chima vs. Michele
-Russell vs. Jessie (kooky ending)
-Lydia vs. Michele plus Natalie & Jeff
-Russell vs. Jeff plus Jordan
-Russell vs. Jeff plus Jordan again
Naughty past that may have surprised the producers: 1 - Braden
Shocking true stories: 1 - Chima
'The Soup' mentions: 6 of 8 Fridays
-Wedgie comp + Jessie
-Technotronics (Clip of the Week)
-Lydia stalks Jessie (Clip of the Week)
-Lydia's raccoon & Ronnie's speech
-Creepy eulogy & Chima's drowned mic
BBQ SMACKDOWN SCORECARD
Big Brother 11
Round 1: BBQ 0, Jeff 0
Round 2: BBQ 0, Jeff ½
Big Brother 10
No title events
Big Brother 9 Winter Edition
Round 1: BBQ ½, Ryan 0
Round 2, BBQ ½, Adam 0
Round 3, BBQ ½, Ryan 0
Big Brother 8
Round 1: BBQ 1, Dick 0
Round 2: BBQ ½, Zach 0
Round 3: BBQ 0, Dick 1
Big Brother 7 All-Stars
BBQ training sabbatical
Big Brother 6
Round 1: BBQ 1, Ivette 0
Round 2: BBQ 0, Howie 0
Big Brother 5
Round 1: BBQ 1, Cowboy 1, Drew 0
Round 2: BBQ 1, Drew 0, Diane ½
Round 3: BBQ 1, Cowboy 1, Nakomis 0, CBS 0
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