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8/22/04 - Day 52, part 2 >> to the future >> dwell in the past >> latest
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It's all right, Ma
Cowboy phones home via hamster-cam:
Cowboy: Hi Mom! I'm just here having fun with two twins.. err.. I'm here with the twins.. uhh..
Twin: Two twins!
Cowboy: It's all clean Mom, nothing sexual going on
Booze delivery! They all gather in the backyard - even the mostly anti-social twins
They try out their new backyard fireplace (you can too!)
Diane talked so much about smashing the Hello Kitty that Jase gave her
but she never got around to it.. tonight Hello Kitty goes on the grill
Diane and Nik whisper and giggle.. Nik even cracks up! It was good to see
Marvin's working: talking sex technique with Drew again, who's suitably awed & impressed, and quizzing the girls - especially Diane - "would you do this?" "would you do that?".. He acts like Diane's never said before that she's never had an orgasm
Diane hates it, loves it, hates it, loves it - it is after all, attention
But Nik pulls out all the stops, claiming she has no gag reflex (and demonstrating how she can touch her tonsils with her tongue - much to Marv's amazement)
talking about realistic dildos.. artificial vaginas.. and the pièce de resistance:
"Excuse me waiter, there's a foreskin in my burrito"
Marvin: Are you ex-bulimic or something?
Karen says she's afraid of bugs - all bugs - they all tease her about it..
and then Marvin tells a story..
His cousin got taken to the ER once with a bug in his ear..
He goes into great detail, and busts up while Karen squirms
Marvin: Forceps were used in his ear to get the bug out while it was dying..
(thanks to Amy's Bus Ticket for Marvin's hysterics pics)
Finally they disperse: Marvin douses the grill.. Nik passes out looking like a sleeping little girl with her stuffed cow in spite of her explicit sex chat earlier.. Cowboy gets back up to answer BB's call to close the blinds
Big Brother: Thanks man.. Michael Ellis, our personal hero
The hand-jivers fight for awhile - she's jealous about twins, he's jealous about Marv - then follow their established pattern by making out and jiving for awhile (feeders thought they'd do more, but apparently they didn't fight long or hard enough)..
Karen lies awake listening
Diane: Do you understand where I'm coming from.. trying to help you out?
(about the game or about his 'needs'? it's a tough call)
Back in his bed between two twins, Cowboy creeps out some more..
staring left, right, and ahead - over and over and over
I think Hello Kitty was Holly's, left behind for Jase, who stuck band-aids all over it, and gave it to Diane on live tv when he was evicted..
An evening on the grill amid drunken sex chat was somewhat anti-climactic after all of Diane's threats to smash it..
In the end, Kitty merely got charred.. but I think it's a nice effect - it's like kitty got a makeover
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