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8/19/04 - Day 49 >> to the future >> dwell in the past >> latest
Her Royal Highness spoke and the token was banished, as predicted.. Keeping a low profile usually works well in these games, but not when you have a DNA (DoNotAssume) Ad/Nat twist.
Will wasn't quite up to HamsterWatch-ing standards so I didn't get to know him in there as well as some of the others. Let's face it: a token gay Will is only as good as his Grace - and Nik was the wrong chick for that job. But Will was cool. One of his finest moments: when he stereotyped and played the show tunes card, suggesting "Pussy Power" make matching clothes (uniforms) out of the HOH curtains "like in The Sound of Music."
11th-hour hissy fits weren't enough to save Will.. but I think he'll be surprised at the number of het female fans who think he's dreeeeeeeeeamy. He's one of the few hamsters ever - maybe the only one - who never had a hate-able moment. And an awesome exit interview to boot - complete with insightful analysis, tears, venom, and smiles. So long, Will.
The good news: Marvin's still with us!
The weekly stress of packing, prepping to walk the plank to Julie's boudoir, then reprieve followed immediately by HOH competition is getting to him
He wigs out a bit but rebounds as always - reminding Cowboy that 3 Santa Monica Van Boys beats 2 pair of twins, then he kisses some MILF ass.. just cuz he can
Marvin decides to campaign for a change - directly to us, the voters - rallying support to put him on The Young & the Restless "so I can get outta here and get something to eat.. lookit these pants, they're falling off!"
Their Former Royal Highnesses are everywhere, still yapping nonstop
Will: If karma's a boomerang, I'll see you sooner than later
Adria: I dunno what he meant.. Karma Electra? I really don't know.. but I could throw some dance moves on her
Adria: I hope he (Will) ends up with a friend from this
Natalie: We'll end up with a friend <grin>
Natalie: The reason I voted Will out is cuz he had 3 people in his alliance, and they wouldn't talk to me.. not one came to me and said 'Natalie please save Will'.. at least Marvin is by himself
Adria: I'm glad you guys weren't put in this position this week.. you have no idea how hard this week was.. the next few weeks might be better for you guys
Natalie: I wish you'd share some of what you learned this week with me
Adria: I will.. did I say anything bad?
Natalie: Nope, you were very nice
Drew and Diane continue to run amok also, before she starts her rounds kissing up to the new power
Diane: There's something funny going on with you & Cowboy & Marvin.. and the twins..
Drew: Everybody knows everything going on in here
Diane: It isn't the young, dumb & the idiotic, cuz then Cowboy might go.. Young & Restless can you get hold of me after the show, like when my face clears up?
Diane: ..living with a bunch of dumb fucking retarded people.. and you're on that list
Diane: Now we're even: I hurt you by something I did, like you hurt me with something I did
Drew: Why are you saying this?
Diane: Oh.. that's how I feel about the twins.. now they want my trust, and Nik has never broke a promise with me.. and then you're gonna get on a soap opera and meet some hot-ass chicks
Diane: I hope you get the soap opera thing.. and I hope you don't forget me when you do
Drew: Shut up
Diane (to Nik): Do I feel a tear coming? Aww Drew I love you, and I can't wait til we're outside this game, but right now it's about the game.. I'm gonna see if God tells me anything while you're out
Karen keeps being Karen.. Drew can't believe Will took his Ipod.. Nik keeps being Nik.. Diane complaints of the day include migraine and enlarged lymph nodes
Back to Marvin - where we belong - pouring hot honey on himself and dancing up a sexy storm to land that Y&R spot
Another disgusting-food competition.. another Nik HOH room debut.. and cards! Finally Marv has a five of clubs to beat that game of solitaire
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