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This site isn't about who should win, who will win, who I'd be friends with, or who is cute. It's about watching hamsters: which ones are doing what and why. Which are fun and which are dull. If they aren't entertaining, get rid of 'em! More to come, bookmark & come back! .. that dingo Linkage Daily feed recaps & opinion ratings navigation tool for this often-biased site HamsterWatch Big Brother 8 here we go again HamsterWatch Big Brother 7 Hamster all-stars in the house HamsterWatch Big Brother 6 time to do it all over again CBS Big Brother 5 the official site Housecalls live web show with Marcellas, also archived shows TV Updates feed updates, screencaps, and fun boards - easy to use and functional! bb5fan's 30 second refresh screencaps if you don't have feeds (great at work!) Hollyisms and Cowboyisms and Lisa-isms from me, that dingo person Sir LinksALot Big Brother 5 all the links Reality TV Links emphasis on individual hamsters' sites Aldav has all of the edgier stuff & the best mini-recaps in town (alternate url) Today's must-click special: Grin's BB5 Park: Day 52 from Jokers Bonus must-click special: What they bought at Amazon.com - from Aldav 8/22/04 - Day 52, part 1 >> to the future >> dwell in the past >> latest >> skip this - go to part 2 No hamsters were harmed during the making of this episode Marvin, Cowboy, and Drew discuss the game and the other hamsters.. Marvin says Karen is fooling everyone with her crazy act, that she knows exactly what she's doing.. Marvin: So what do you think of the breakdown? Cowboy: She's due for one Marvin: (cracks up) No, the game breakdown! It's another slow Sunday.. their Amazon.com goodies arrive (that was quick! I guess instant delivery is easy when your order is predetermined by the marketing and promotion people..) Karen thinks about talking to us again I have no idea what's on Ad/Nat's hands & feet! Looks like mud.. maybe it's some Biblical-type retribution.. or just a strange twinly grooming ritual.. They clean each other up amidst much venom-spewing and angst and move on to more traditional grooming rituals Twin: Quitters never win and winners never quit Twin: Yep, it says so in the Bible The usual pleasantries are exchanged, along with the usual "you'll pay for that later" comment from Drew Diane: I can see how strong you are.. A's strong too but you're stronger.. I love that about you - you're like me Natalie: You prolly hate that about me too .... Diane: I can't even tell what Natalie's saying cuz when she attacks me I go delusional Drew: Hey hot MILF, wanna go make out? The twins bond anew/again over the new pictures, and pout about being isolated Adria(?) reads the Omaha Steaks brochure (you can too!) in a performance worthy of a spokeschick paycheck .. but it turns out to be just a smokescreen for them to diss the others with universal sign language - no "twinglish" necessary Outside, things wind down until eventually everyone succumbs to the nothing Nik struggles to maintain her status as the house weirdo Drew: I know I'm normal.. wait, maybe I'm crazy! .... Karen: I'm such a nerd.. how did I become such a nerd, Nik? Nik: I'm the one that started sewing today .... (Karen tells about the Shannon toothbrush incident and says she brought a backup) Karen: And somebody took a knife to someone's throat in their sleep here Drew: Yea, I read that too .... Drew: Omaha steaks.. where's Omaha? (Karen rattles off the states in alphabetical order) Drew: Wow, that's crazy.. I had to memorize all the countries in Africa for school once .... Karen: There's a condom still stuck to the wall.. I look at it every day Activity! Marvin & Drew are looking like little boys, digging for something Diane comes over like a little sister pestering them "Whatcha doing?" Diane: I have the same scream for all bugs <eeeek> That's my bug scream - it's the only time I'll ever sound like a girl They've found a june bug - Marv traps it in a baggie Adria comes over and helps them tie a string to it Adria: June bugs eat cowshit yanno, like dung beetles Marv: I didn't know that.. they got cowshit out here? I know they got bullshit Drew tries to fly the bug like a radio-control plane - Marvin uses a kite-flying style Both have varying degrees of success Adria: Do you know how to start him up? Marv: C'mon bitch better fly if you wanna get outta here Drew: He's got his wings out Marv: He could be in Cirque du Soleil looking like that Marv: Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeee! They marvel at its pretty green color and walk him around the hot tub awhile before setting him loose.. and promptly losing him Diane: Does he still have thread on him? Marv: Just a little bit of pink thread.. we kinda tagged him, like Mutual of Omaha Would that be a good thing, or a bad thing? Diane at dinner: "Some internet geek at home is following my every move" .... I didn't expect a lazy Sunday would turn out to be a two-parter, but then the booze came out.. bring it on |
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