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8/22/04 - Day 52, part 1 >> to the future >> dwell in the past >> latest
>> skip this - go to part 2
No hamsters were harmed during the making of this episode
Marvin, Cowboy, and Drew discuss the game and the other hamsters.. Marvin says Karen is fooling everyone with her crazy act, that she knows exactly what she's doing..
Marvin: So what do you think of the breakdown?
Cowboy: She's due for one
Marvin: (cracks up) No, the game breakdown!
It's another slow Sunday.. their Amazon.com goodies arrive (that was quick! I guess instant delivery is easy when your order is predetermined by the marketing and promotion people..)
Karen thinks about talking to us again
I have no idea what's on Ad/Nat's hands & feet! Looks like mud..
maybe it's some Biblical-type retribution.. or just a strange twinly grooming ritual..
They clean each other up amidst much venom-spewing and angst
and move on to more traditional grooming rituals
Twin: Quitters never win and winners never quit
Twin: Yep, it says so in the Bible
The usual pleasantries are exchanged, along with the usual
"you'll pay for that later" comment from Drew
Diane: I can see how strong you are.. A's strong too but
you're stronger.. I love that about you - you're like me
Natalie: You prolly hate that about me too
Diane: I can't even tell what Natalie's saying
cuz when she attacks me I go delusional
Drew: Hey hot MILF, wanna go make out?
The twins bond anew/again over the new pictures, and pout about being isolated
Adria(?) reads the Omaha Steaks brochure (you can too!) in a performance worthy
of a spokeschick paycheck .. but it turns out to be just a smokescreen for them
to diss the others with universal sign language - no "twinglish" necessary
Outside, things wind down until eventually everyone succumbs to the nothing
Nik struggles to maintain her status as the house weirdo
Drew: I know I'm normal.. wait, maybe I'm crazy!
Karen: I'm such a nerd.. how did I become such a nerd, Nik?
Nik: I'm the one that started sewing today
(Karen tells about the Shannon toothbrush incident and says she brought a backup)
Karen: And somebody took a knife to someone's throat in their sleep here
Drew: Yea, I read that too
Drew: Omaha steaks.. where's Omaha?
(Karen rattles off the states in alphabetical order)
Drew: Wow, that's crazy.. I had to memorize all the countries in Africa for school once
Karen: There's a condom still stuck to the wall.. I look at it every day
Activity! Marvin & Drew are looking like little boys, digging for something
Diane comes over like a little sister pestering them "Whatcha doing?"
Diane: I have the same scream for all bugs <eeeek>
That's my bug scream - it's the only time I'll ever sound like a girl
They've found a june bug - Marv traps it in a baggie
Adria comes over and helps them tie a string to it
Adria: June bugs eat cowshit yanno, like dung beetles
Marv: I didn't know that.. they got cowshit out here? I know they got bullshit
Drew tries to fly the bug like a radio-control plane - Marvin uses a kite-flying style
Both have varying degrees of success
Adria: Do you know how to start him up?
Marv: C'mon bitch better fly if you wanna get outta here
Drew: He's got his wings out
Marv: He could be in Cirque du Soleil looking like that
They marvel at its pretty green color and walk him around the hot tub awhile
before setting him loose.. and promptly losing him
Diane: Does he still have thread on him?
Marv: Just a little bit of pink thread.. we kinda tagged him, like Mutual of Omaha
Would that be a good thing, or a bad thing?
Diane at dinner:
"Some internet geek at home
is following my every move"
I didn't expect a lazy Sunday would turn out
to be a two-parter, but then the booze
came out.. bring it on
I don't care who wins, I'm just here for the cheap entertainment - the cheaper, the better
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