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BB7, You're On Notice (Wednesday)
Inspired by Stephen Colbert and Ashley T - thanks to both
Still more of the same
They have more ghostly visitors: Alison & Bunky return, joined by Holly, Eric & BB3 Josh this time.. they help the hamsters hold a seance behind the flames and WAY TOO LOUD music
A CBS press release says hamster has-beens will be around all week to participate in comps
Body counts continue around the clock.. Marcellas is still working that renaissance painting look he's got going lately
Virtually all of them trust Will, the most untrustworthy player in BB history.. he's in every alliance and knows everyone's plans, and he'll probably keep his hands clean for another couple of weeks at least
Kaysar's birthday eviction was almost a certainty but day-before speculation about the vote flip-flops a lot, like it does.. for once nobody will know for sure til Julie says so.. but overall it's about as exciting as watching a game of checkers
Moved & missing things might be for a comp, or they might be Will's doing - he's been swapping objects in & out of the spider box through a little latch door on one side.. tomorrow's a new day and a new HOH and the slop starts over again
It's another lite episode today - enjoy the videos.. YouTube's on drugs still/again.. I'm re-uploading again so please try later if some of these don't work:
Danielle, Marcellas, Will & James on internet fans remember "don't take it personal - it's only a game"
Janelle tells Boogie she can't play for veto next week Later he tells Will, who doesn't believe it
BB2 stories 1 Will tells about the smokers versus a basketball
BB2 stories 2 Willboogie talk about Sheryl's eviction
Willboogie whisper "save Kaysar" Very hard to hear - can't tell if they're going to, or just what they're going to tell people
Kaysar/Janelle/Howie tell James that Dani & Marc are a team Another whispery one - I don't know if they're confiding in James or testing him
BB5 as told by Danielle & Marcellas no mention of Karen and Nakomis
Erika suggests Willboogie vote out James She tells Boogie it could force a tie that Danielle would have to break on tv; she also sounds like she doesn't know the Electric Chairs veto comp was rigged between Willboogie & Janelle, which would mean she isn't 100% tight with Willboogie after all (and they confirm this later)
Kaysar asks Willboogie about their vote and George gives him a silent thumbs up
Willboogie strategize over James versus Kaysar and their future in the game, and Howie comes in
Will says "James is totally untrustworthy and he needs to go" but he doesn't say when - maybe it'll be tomorrow.. he & Boogie are planning to signal each other before they go in to vote, and Janelle promises another memorable scene if she wins HOH.. James & Kaysar both packCheck out the new BB7 links page.. Hamsterwatch has been in the top ten on YouTube a few times today - that's just spooky and proves there's something seriously wrong in the world
Erika's ready for her closeup (Tuesday)
They have some ghostly images pop upIt's a fun concept and follows along with the graveyard theme and the "ghosts of BB past" ad that ran after the show.. fun for Halloween anyway
Erika sees the first one, as capped by hart.. it's Alison.. she screams and they all come running
I don't know why Erika's so scared though - just a few minutes before, she glanced at the back door where Alison's scheduled to appear with a red flashlight, and shook her head as if to tell the crew "nope, I don't see her yet" - watch the video
She sits there eating her Coffee-mate soup or whatever it is for 15-20 minutes before the big event.. afterward she thinks it's all great fun at first, then remembers she's supposed to look scared - watch the video
Minutes earlier she'd been called to the pantry.. Howie said he'd go pick up whatever it is for her but she went herself (even though she's been fainting with hunger all day)
It doesn't surprise me that they stage these things but it sickens me a little, and it makes what remaining interest I have in the whole thing fade a little more
Danielle & Boogie comfort the "terrified" Erika.. soon after Boogie, George & Kaysar miss Jase hovering in front of their faces - watch the video
Yes, I know this closeup isn't Jase.. Mirror-face is in the video above the hammock
More ghostly images and/or bad acting videos:
Janelle misses one Alison again(?) talks to someone in the wall with her
Janelle sees the next one a great scream.. the rest of it looks & feels like acting
Boogie, Janelle & Erika see one Will's in there too but doesn't notice hamsters are screaming & terrified.. I guess he's not playing along either
Crew takes re-shoots for the air show - quad view Nobody's in the bathroom to scream at Bunky(?) - Will still doesn't notice or care that they're all worked up
I don't know what's going on at YouTube.. I've uploaded some of these 3, 4 times.. they're fine and then they disappear like ghosts in the wall
The rest of the day's slop
The day starts with a bloody nose for Howie at dawnThe constant A/C probably doesn't help his allergies & asthma.. his various anti-fart sprays probably don't either
Early risers Danielle & Boogie meet over coffee.. she starts right in on her Quest to find out if Kaysar lied.. they talk about trust and pre-alliances and count the votes again
James joins and Trash Janelle Hour starts up on cue.. James says he knows all about "that type of girl" because he dated three strippers.. they discuss her finances and decide she must have a sugar-daddy type paying her rent.. they come this close to flat-out calling her a prostitute.. of course it's "all about the game".. Danielle repeats many times throughout the day how she doesn't understand why people "make it personal"
James talks about his Hate Janelle Campaign and says Janelle wanted Erika out in response to Danielle's Quest on the subject.. she asks again
More blood is spilled - this time it's George's from a shaving accident.. Erika's having a very unglamorous day.. she begs BB for a piece of toast and feigns a faint
In happier news, Janelle & Kaysar have an almost racy pillow fight but the good time doesn't last long.. the gloom over this depressing mess is too strong
Janelle & Will continue encouraging Julie to ask questions with a WILL cookie and a nail-care "fat girls party".. the rest of the day is a bunch of slop, as usual
Kaysar continues his Not Gonna Campaign campaign by working George for an hour or two - they joke & laugh afterward.. he works Erika for an hour or two also - she cries
"Oops too bad, so sad"
Tuesday's show was the usual mess: the voiceover said "the Season 6 alliance panicked" while showing them lying around comatose.. James claimed again "of course I was acting!" about being nominated.. yea right - he knew it was coming but he's still not happy about itA fun pillow fight turned into an attack.. Janelle & Will showmance continued.. less than 24 hours in solitary turned into a clocked 24 hours.. Howie got "cuckoo" sound effects and Danielle in solitary got the sad tinkly piano.. all so predictable
Kaysar's angry "I'm getting backdoored.. it's game awwwn" showed once again that he needs more acting classes.. Danielle's repeated digs at her partners ("I'm working with idiots" and "we're the legion of stupidity") have feedsters wondering why she's still (literally) in bed with them all.. I can't imagine what tv-only viewers must think
One thing was accurate though, and interesting: both the show and the house had virtually everyone encouraging Danielle to put up Marcellas to vote him off, but she keeps deflecting and never really gives anyone an answer.. the opening credits (for this week's shows anyway) show them all in color and black & white.. Danielle & Marcellas are both in full color only.. discuss amongst yourselves
Most of them are sure Kaysar's going to meet Julie again on Thursday (his birthday).. some stuff may be missing and/or moved around in the house.. Kaysar/Janelle/Howie figure out James again - they'll forget again
It's a lite episode today and tomorrow's will be too.. all of them talk like they're the only ones who have a right to be there and I'm tired of listening to it
Linkage
Today's must-click specials:
Tribute to Erika by BB's number one fan Attw x
Aldav's adventure a far better storyline than BB is giving us
Daily linkage just highlights unique sites now - check the new links page for more
Aldav first to find big news, all the edgy stuff & the best mini-recaps in town (adult content)
Screencaps refresh site is back from bbfan
Houseguest Tributes videos, quotes, pics from all seasons by BB's number one fan Attw x
Househappenings in-depth Big Brother analysis by IA aka It's Aawwn
Photochops by C=Venus - also try Destroy a Hamster by Johnbb
Big Brother Keyhole peruse various BB sites in the same window, feeds too
Reality TV Links - Big Brother 7 emphasis on individual hamsters' sites
Sir LinksALot Big Brother 7 All Stars all the links
Patrick's Place One-man BB show, 20+ streaming cams including his car
Another 2 cents quasi-intellectual sleaze & radical gumbo aka blog - off for the summer
RealOne SuperPass 14 Day Free Trial
CBS Big Brother 7 the official site, plus Housecalls live weekdays 10am BB/1pm ET
CBS Innertube same-day Housecalls and next-day air show replays
Hamsterwatch Big Brother 7 Navigation tool for that dingo's daily recaps on this site
Hamsterwatch MySpace
Hamsterwatch on YouTube BB6 & BB7 videos off the feeds
BB7 Park by TD South Park-inspired versions of the goings on
No time-out feeds links Easy how-to plus Real phone numbers
Big Brother Top 100 all seasons, many countries - Hamsterwatch is #1 wow!!
Big Brother 7 All-Stars Top 50 Hamsterwatch is #2 wow! thanks for the clicks
 Real SuperPass 14 day trial is FREE and includes free music downloads Click for no time-out feeds links and Real phone numbers CHAT WITH NATERS Janelle's best buddy Nate will be chatting on her official site after Thursday's live show, starting approx. 9.15pm EDT / 6.15pm BB time RATINGS WATCH Tuesday's show was first for the time slot. Next show is live eviction Thursday 8pm. All-stars still aren't top Googles |
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If the site is slow please be patient or try again later, thanks. Where Are They Now? runs once more Arrows signify whether their lives have improved since the summer of 2006. |
   TURN THE VOLUME DOWN ON THE FLAMES MUSICThey spun off BB into a how-to home decor show specializing in on-the-fly room do-overs that cater to your personality (or lack of). It debuted on Saturday mornings and was an instant hit, picking up both the Barbie crowd and their parents, and moved to the CBS primetime lineup shortly after. 'Big Baby House' is now consistently one of the top five shows (better than BB ever did) and is hosted by Julie C. Moonves. Rumors say she's going to host the spinoff's spinoff next fall which is tentatively called 'Big Baby House Has a Baby' but they're unconfirmed and unlikely: Ms. Moonves is already hosting nine shows on CBS including the anchor spot on the evening news recently vacated by Katie Couric after her mysterious pipe-to-the-knee accident. |
   After his dreams of winning BB7 were dashed he spent the next couple of years trying alternate paths to a show biz career to no avail. Eventually he returned to his restaurant partnership but discovered the locks had been changed. He wandered around SoCal for six months after that looking for some dignity and a place to do his laundry before landing on Britney Spears' doorstep, coincidentally the same day she'd kicked K-Fed out of her basement. She & B-Mal have lived a happy life ever since, and are expecting their 8th child in the spring. |
   HEAD OF HOUSEHOLDNobody knows what became of her after BB7. Whenever she's approached and asked about 'Big Brother' she screams 'That's not me! Dani BB3 isn't here! Neither is Dani BB7! I never heard of either of them - why won't you people leave me alone and give me some peace?! And redemption!' |
  The reality grapevine claims she's successful doing something but nobody knows what it is. Whenever she's approached she throws her hands up and screams 'Why won't you paparazzi leave me alone? I just want to live an ordinary life in my bikini!' Sadly, she's never been approached by paparazzi as they've never heard of her. She continues her delusion though, and continues to befuddle out-of-towners in need of directions. |
  George was deluged with show biz offers since leaving BB7 and finally accepted one that many laughed about at the time, but 'Oatmeal Slop for Health' has become the top syndicated cooking show of all time. As a result, George was hired by Quaker Oats Company to replace the pilgrim advertising icon they used for decades in a seven-figure deal, and he co-founded a revolutionary oat-based flour that topped traditional flour sales last year. George still wears his chicken suit twice a year, drawing such huge crowds that Quaker, Foster Farms and KFC are said to be considering a merger since their fierce three-way bidding war for George's services ended in a standoff. |
  These days Howie's an aspiring meteorologist who acts as a light saber salesman and spokesman in his spare time. He'll appear in the next edition of the Guinness Book of Records, topping the Most Appearances on TV Reality Shows category with 84 shows under his belt. He's currently taping 7 more including the first one starring and named for him: 'Howie's Your Boobies' will showcase the reactions of ordinary women on a busy street when Howie approaches them and talks about their boobies. Industry sources predict it will be a hit. |
  NOMINATEDAfter BB7 ended, James attempted to remain friends with his fellow hamsters and was quoted as saying they didn't respond to his calls or emails due to a conspiracy against him. He's still with the lovely Sarah who now holds two jobs to help pay off the $500k he spent but never won. She says they plan to get married someday, and adds that she hopes he can complete a rehab program to kick his nitrous oxide habit first. James recently filed his 17th lawsuit against CBS and Shapiro Grodner Productions, claiming they rigged both seasons against him. He works for a local used car lot two days a week while awaiting trial, just as he did before filings #1 thru 16 were dismissed by the courts as frivolous lawsuits. |
  Janelle is the most highly sought-after hamster of all time but she's turned down all television and movie offers to date. Half of her BB6 and BB7 co-stars claim she's just holding out for the right offer, but her quiet, secluded and successful non-show biz life indicates otherwise. Contrary to Erika, paparazzi do try to follow Janelle but this is the only known photo taken of her in public for several years. Rumors continue to swirl about her & Will Kirby but they remain unconfirmed. |
  NOMINATEDSince guest-hosting 'Big Baby House' with Julie C. Moonves (where he was introduced as 'the most popular hamster ever') Kaysar has been successful in a number of arenas. His accomplishments include several temporary soap opera roles, public speaking engagements on 'The Game and The Strategy', and dry cleaning. He recently published his first novel entitled 'Here's the Thing' which was an instant best-seller even though its reviews were lukewarm across the board. He hasn't allowed his photo to be taken since leaving the BB7 house. |
  Last seen in a white bathrobe on Hollywood Boulevard, asking tourists for change and muttering curses interspersed with the names Amy, Danielle, Janelle, Danielle and Gretchen. |
  After winning 'Big Brother' for a second time, Dr. Kirby went on to win the Nobel Prize for his patented, revolutionary reputation removal procedure, and his last three side business have each had successful IPOs. A sideline partnership with Chicken George went fowl foul when it was discovered Dr. Will didn't know the difference between butter & margarine, despite his Cordon Bleu-level garlic pressing technique. Rumors that he'll star on 'The Bachelor XXII' are unconfirmed, as are stories connecting him to his buxom blonde co-star Janelle Pierzina, now a recluse living somewhere in the Midwest. Dr. Will responds to queries about both rumors with the same press bio of six-time 'For Love or Money' winner Erin Brodie and a flyer for SoniClear. Kirby claims he has no hard feelings about Ms. Brodie's latest 'For Love or Money' cycle in which she convinced two of his former co-hamsters (Mike 'Boogie' Malin and Howie Gordon) to fall in love with her, and says he & Ms. Brodie have a doggie. |
    Sadly, she didn't stand a chance this year. She came in defeated & involved in a feud, and lost all her partners. Mrs. Smith didn't give us the fireworks she's capable of but she's always an all-star in my book and I wish her well. |
   His alliances and behavior were all over the map this time and both got him kicked out. He went out the back door again but it wasn't intentional this time. So long, mirror-face. |
   Not the most charismatic and she didn't start playing in time, but each side kicked her out so the other couldn't have her. Kudos to her for having the guts to return. |
   She worked out and hid in a vase but the potential for catfights & dramatics left with her. She didn't live up to her skanky rep: good for her, bad for us. |
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