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March 22, 2008 - Day 44 (or 45)

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Movie night

It looks like Big Brother had them make a mess to celebrate half of them getting to watch their movie

Feedsters could have used popcorn last night.. I'm still recovering from all that and the hefty episode posted here

James, Natalie, Adam and Ryan sat around while the others went to the private cinema that was set up in HOH room.. they saw 21

Natalie showed off more hidden talents: baton twirling plus rattling off half the titles from the bookshelf wallpaper.. James was showing his assets again.. I haven't been posting many food close-ups this time but I still get a kick out of them for some reason
Natalie [to James]: What's that on your wiener?
Ryan: What is Easter.. Jesus's resurrection?

The moviegoers returned with armfuls of movie candy - sounds like they all liked the flick.. Chelsia picked a golden ticket out of her popcorn and won a high roller Vegas trip package worth $21k, and went to Diary to see if she could offer it to Adam to put up Natalie tomorrow.. they said no

Lotion plus a new epiphany for Natalie

Chelsia's all calmed down after last night, even making an effort to fit in with the voters by boiling eggs for Easter.. several of them asked Diary for something to color them with.. Natalie said they could use nail polish

Earlier James & Chelsia were lying around in bed.. he was threatening to slap her, like he does.. she poured some lotion in his hand at one point (sorry, I didn't catch the cap) and they started doing their thing.. Big Brother announced "James, please put on your microphone" and James said "COME ON!!!" but he did it

Joshuah was snoozing and Sharon Bible reading in the next bed - she was double-fisting her blue crack during all of James & Chelsia's squeals and lip smacks and et cetera - perhaps she'd been praying for deafness.. she looked relieved when Chelsia was called to Diary

Later on, Adam told the kitchen crowd that BB9 has had the least full-out sex of any season - huh?? BB4 had the only actual (documented) intercourse.. Chelsia threw in her wrong two cents again about how the feeds work, but between them they informed Natalie & Sheila about the videos recorded for posterity and universal linking/embedding.. Natalie seemed surprised to hear about that

Paging Miss Clairol


How is it that James is the only one who thought to bring in a roots touch-up kit?


"We can bone in the Diary Room"

So said James, who said he asked if he & Chelsia could have sex in there.. according to him, Diary said yes they could, using the partition in there - if their heads were visible.. that would make CBS for sure

They'd been going at it in the spa/gym.. they all but confirmed they had done the deed already (which most of us had already surmised).. Chelsia seemed concerned about us feedsters and video-ers, remembering the earlier convo.. James said there are no feeds in the spa but said he'd go get a blanket.. she seemed a bit tease-y, saying no several times, but then going in for more kisses.. Joshuah came along and turned c-blocking into an artform

In other news, feedmasters are occasionally flashing to the ugly fish face again, usually when Sheila or Sharon are spewing about something.. also tonight, Showtimers got to hear a funny Natalie fish story but it didn't show up on the feeds - what's up with that?

Daily videos

Natalie learns about the feeds and the videos; and James & Chelsia go at it again are posted in the forum, linked top & bottom of every page

Daily ratings - Recovering edition

Ratings are based on entertainment value

Wednesday's show featured a rare HOH tiebreaker, but all the drama that such things should have fizzled. The 3-3 tie was carefully constructed so James could make a nasty speech to evict Matt, but he either chickened out or was directed to merely say the words on the script. Either way it came and went, and the HOH comp that followed was a much more surprising event with a flabbergasting finish. James has been mentioning that old BB standby 'true colors' a lot lately, and he showed his when he laughed in Diary about Matt's crying and then deflected Julie's question about giving his word by telling her what the backdoor means.. umm, I think she's picked up on that by now. Natalie in turn called out James for being hypocritical, while the rest of them laid low as usual. The show continues to make Sheila appear logical and stable somehow. We didn't get an HOH interview again because that time went to showing us Daniele's car. When Dick dreamed of being a guest feature on a BB live show, I have a feeling he didn't think it would revolve around Barry Manilow, but that's show biz. I thought Matt did a good exit interview, but leave it to him to go out on a rumor rocket: the calls & letters will pour in now asking about Natalie being an NFL cheerleader.

Won: Motorcycle
Paired with Sheila

He's doing well as HOH and shmoozing every one of them with exactly what they want to hear, with one possible exception. When Chelsia made a pitch to him tonight, he said 'Theycouldjududududududu Josh'.. I'm not sure if that's what she wanted to hear or not.

Won: $21,000 Vegas trip
Paired with James

Good for her for winning an all-expenses luxury trip to Vegas: just what this girl needs. All kidding aside, she seems to have gotten over her roller-coaster performance of last night, and I'm glad of that.. it was just another example of why 21 is too young to be put thru the wringer that is BB. She did a bit of quasi-campaigning today but she seemed more interested in laying around with James, shaving his entire body, pouring his masturbation lotion for him, and alternately encouraging/discouraging him from plundering her feminine depths.

Paired with Chelsia

See Chelsia, with the addition that he got busy during movie time by making safe deals with Natalie. I don't know why any of them bother with such formalities: it's obvious to anyone with half a brain cell that none of them intend to honor such things, especially these two with each other.

Paired with Neil  Sharon

He had another nomination eve meltdown today but it was minor (for him). He popped a funny while complaining about Sheila & Natalie, saying 'Their conversations are just repetitive.. it's on repeat, they shuffle and repeat' but then went on to repeat his fascination with their genitalia at various times throughout the day & evening. Oddly, he doesn't have much to say about James' junk, even when facing it at full attention. He also said about Natalie & Sheila 'The thing is, I don't think they really listen to each other'. That goes for all of you, Josh. We learned tonight that he has world class c-blocking skills that are absolutely impassable.

Paired with Matt

Day-after ups for her calm performance last night in a situation that would have most people reaching for a baseball bat. She told Sharon 'I had the chance to get all pissed off and explode on them when Matty was put on the block and did I? No, I did not. I went in my room and I cried. They all blew up at me, threw pickle juice at me or water.' Yep, they did. She also handled her own noms better than most.

Won: $10,000
Jen's boyfriend Paired with Allison

Ups for asking for confirmation about what Easter's about (at least his guess was right), and for continuing to be the hamster that nothing sticks to.

Paired with Jacob (her ex)  Joshuah

She really earned ups for continuing to sit there fondling her blue thing while obviously disturbed and/or disgusted by what was going on in the next bed, but those ups are tempered by her continuing to fondle her blue thing. I have a feeling she's not even aware she does it.. won't she be surprised when she gets out and discovers that's about the only thing she's known for? That, and the laugh that drives doggies to distraction, and 'BEEBIES!'

Paired with Adam

More residual ups: I was really impressed with all the kindling she lit yesterday that helped bring about the huge bonfire we saw later. I'm still not 100% convinced but I'm starting to believe a bit more every day that all her rants and tirades and textbook bipolar tendencies are all intentional and carefully calculated. Well, at least some of them. What I don't get is the timing and intensity of them, but maybe it'll pay off for her in the long run. They're starting to catch on to her continual contradictions about how much BB history she does or doesn't know though.

Paired with Natalie

America's Playa came on strong, prepared to showmance his way through all the girls and into the money. That didn't work out but he was fun to have around and he usually kept things light amid the chaos. He brought BJs to the feeds and made Bibles fun in there. Despite the fact that he's a pig, he has some good qualities too and he kinda grows on you.

Paired with Ryan

She called it manipulation - I call it emotional blackmail with a lot of 'poor me' thrown in. One of the most delusional hamsters ever (and that's saying something), she's the poster girl for Can Dish It Out But Can't Take It. She did give us some confrontation doozies and fireworks deluxe but trust her, like one million percent, she does not care.

Revive-a-Hamster winner & loser
Paired with Amanda

He started out looking like he was on board with Matt's showmance plan and CBS picked up that angle, but then we got to know a bright, charismatic, and goofy guy who had everything going for him in there except his partner. His diplomacy was remarkable and he might have gone the distance, but he went out as another casualty of 'Til Death Do You Part'.

Paired with Alex

She began with hysterics & drama and was at the center of the biggest BB fight ever, but she went out with more of a whimper than a bang. Her moods dropped as fast as her blood sugar but to her credit, she rebounded just as fast. She & Allison had dual 911 events, but Amanda's collapse brought unexpected (and uniformed) guests into the habitat and onto the air.

Won: $5,000
Ryan's girlfriend/Paired with Parker

She & Ryan could have gone far if she hadn't opened her mouth in the first days. She made loads of enemies in a short time and took Parker down with her. She'll be remembered for super-quickie sex in the bathroom and a rash on her backside.. hmm, coincidence?

Won: $5,000
Paired with Jen

He was good watching at first til he gave up and went on strike. He bounced back a bit at the end but his doom came early when partner Jen couldn't keep her trap shut about her & Ryan. She had to go, and he was just the innocent bystander casualty. 'I'm sick of people's dumbass assinine ass comments' might be Line of the Season.

Paired with Joshuah

He left suddenly and mysteriously but wrote on his MySpace that he didn't leave for health reasons and that he won't be back. He seems like a good guy and I wish him well.. he's probably lucky he got out when he did, unscathed.

Paired with Sharon (his ex)

Gone before the feeds kicked in: he didn't even make an appearance. All that potential for rehashing their breakup and/or a jealous rage up in smoke. To make it worse, he & Sharon didn't even get an exit interview in Julie's boudoir - how rude!

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The 'Big Brother' episode of 'Yes Dear' will be on TBS Wednesday, March 26. If you've never seen it, it's pretty cute with lots of familiar faces and inside jokes for BB fans. Airs at 3pm in most areas - check your local listings. Trivia: the habitat scenes in this episode were shot in the old house that was used for BB2 thru BB5. The new/current house is inside the soundstage where 'Yes Dear' was filmed.

She's only been out for a couple hours on St. Patrick's Day. She wrote 'Don't believe everything you hear and see on Big Brother' yet said she was herself in there. Well, not to worry, Jen: feedsters see it all, and nobody else is watching it on CBS.

Intra- and inter-alliance tension, with a chance of fights

Veto meeting is Sunday

Sunday, March 23 at 8pm: Nominations, Vegas comp, assorted dramas

Wednesday's eviction show remained in fourth place with a 4.3 rating and 7 share, behind 'American Idol' on Fox with 15.1/23, 'Law & Order: Criminal Intent' on NBC with 4.6/7, and 'Supernanny' on ABC with 4.4/7.
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Share = % of households watching TV

Sex: 4x (3 Jen/Ryan; 1 James/Chelsia)
Oral: 4x (all Natalie/Matt)
Self-service: 3 (James, Adam, Matt)
Makeout session pairings: 4
  (Jen/Ryan, James/Chelsia,
  Alex/Sharon, Matt/Sharon)
Nekkid makeout pool orgy: 1
Nekkid party favor: 3
 (Natalie, James, Chelsia)
Nekkid party trick: 2 (James, Natalie)
Ambulance rides: 2 (Amanda, Allison)
Rodent bites: 1 (Ryan)
Returned evictees: 3
 (Sharon, Ryan, James)
Revive-a-Hamster vote hoaxes: 1
Major fights: too many to count

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Adam is Head of Household
James & Chelsia are nominated
James holds veto

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