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The BB14 untwist resulted in no eviction, and all coaches entering the game. Boogie was the only one who didn't vote to enter. If all had said no, there would have been a hamster revival.
Willie was ejected for head-butting Joe. Threats & verbal attacks are legal - aggressive physical contact is not.
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BB14 prizes are the same: $500k for the winner and $50k for 2nd place. The others still earn $750 a week including pre-show hotel and jury sequester. Kara and Jenn may have gotten more.
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Prepare for blindside, again (Thursday 9/13)
If you're behind, here's the Cliff's Notes version of where we stand heading into tonight's live show, in a nutshell: the veto meeting will be live.. Danielle is going to use her veto on Dan, and put up Shane next to Ian.. she & Shane think Dan's going to send Ian to jury, but Dan's going to evict Shane, and we've got ourselves a show again! For more about how this came about, click the "previous Hamsterwatch episode" link up top
This gives us the setup for a potentially awesome endurance comp after the show, since Dan, Danielle and Ian are all proven hardcore endurancers.. remember Dick versus Zach hanging onto their keys for 7½ hours in the rain? I doubt it'll be that good or go for that long, but it might - deals won't be cut so easily after all this goes down.. here's hoping anyway
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I TAKE IT ALL BACK! While we did have the delicious blindside we expected and Shane walked the plank white as a sheet, CBS in their infinite idiocy decided to either delay the endurance comp until Danielle got fully re-misted, or block it from us altogether
Feeds finally came on at 8.35pm and the endurance comp was underway, and it was a doozy: they were human bait, hanging on ropes with (styrofoam) fish hooks below them.. they were being swung and slammed into a wall on one side, and dunked into a pool up to their necks on the other.. we have no idea when it actually started and never will: they said 8.15pm but that could be when they went outside, and CBS usually exaggerates endurance times.. they were already well past the shock and awe stage when we finally saw them, and well drenched
Not starting the comp on the show and delaying the feeds for 90 minutes caused such an uproar that they notified SuperPass to tell us the comp would indeed be on the feeds, and Allison Grodner and/or her minions took to Twitter (a rare event) to say the same.. it was too little and far too late to salvage their ratty reputation this season, but at least we got our comp, finally
Ian came off at 8.48pm.. a bit later, Dan asked him to go inside so he could gametalk Danielle, and he did.. Dan talked "coach" to Danielle and misted her yet again, and she came off at 9.25pm
They didn't get pizza delivered and they didn't get champagne.. they sat around being awkwardly polite til one or another went to Diary, then the other two would whisper.. Ian seems to have caught on to Dan, but Danielle fell back under his spell once again, at least for appearance's sake with Ian
Part 2 will likely be Saturday with Danielle versus Ian, and the winner of that faces off with Dan live on the finale for Part 3, and the winner of that makes the final eviction live.. the meltdowns that were blocked from us tonight after Julie said good night will be on Sunday's show, along with a corny "season review", and all three parts of the final HOH comp will be on Wednesday's finale
Ratings - Final Three edition
Ratings are based on entertainment value, kind of
VTE = Voted to evict
In the 13 seasons they've done it, this is the first time they didn't start the F3 endurance on the show and on the feeds as soon as Julie said good night. An angry Danielle would have made this an endurance to remember, but of course it's easier for them to screw over their paying customers AGAIN because that's what they do best.
TEAMIES: Kara, Danielle, Jodi
WON: Sushi party, 24 hour disco
VTE Shane - WON PART 1
It's really hard to grasp the fact that he did it again, and so easily, but he did, and that gave us have another Danielle shocker moment to remember. And then he did it again when BOTH of them gave him the win on the fishing lines. I did not like him hawking his book and his school on CBS but that's how he is - his BB role model Dr Will was the same. I've always had a problem with his SHOUTING in Diary but he compounded that tonight when he insisted on whispering with Danielle while Ian was in there. Hello, nobody else is home.. it's time to speak in a normal voice. And if he could cut down on the smugness just a bit, I'd appreciate it. By the way, his BB Bible swearing isn't new - he was at it four years ago too.
WON: 24 hour shackles, field trip
No vote (HOH)
Easy ups for yet another memorable shocked :O face from her on tonight's show, and we have Dan to thank for that one once again. But let's be honest here: she gets a lot of flak (boy, does she!) but apart from being an emotional basketcase and whatever else she is, she's done very well in there. She's the only female to win HOH and she won it twice, plus two vetos, and both in the same weeks. (Never mind that she changed her own noms both times.) But she's also juggled multiple alliances all season long, and very well: nobody suspected her of a thing, and that takes some doing. Maybe she did it with Dan's 'supervision', but she did it, and she's definitely earned her spot in this Final 3 whether you like it or not. I just wish she'd realize Dan stopped being her coach and became her competitor back on August 2.
WON: $4k, 24 hour dog's life, veto ball
No vote (nominee)
He sounded like he was going to hyperventilate after Shane walked the plank and for awhile we were all wondering if the delay was due to another medic visit or worse. Luckily he seemed fine when the feeds finally returned, and while I can't commend him for dropping off so soon, I can't fault him either since only half of the Part 1 endurance winners to date have gone on win their seasons. It's not all that, and it just exhausts them for no reason, especially for someone like Ian whose talents are better suited to Parts 2 and 3. Mostly I'm just glad he's still there and I hope he can get to his hammock ASAP.
WON: Veto ticket, field trip
We got him because 'Bachelorette' didn't want him, and all he knew of BB he saw in hotel sequester. He watched BB13 thru Dominic and he quit BB11 before Final Four, so he didn't fully realize how it really works, and his blindside made for a white-as-a-sheet exit interview. He wasn't the sharpest plastic knife in the drawer, but he stayed patient and even-tempered thru a stolen HOH and many, many hours of Danielle's hot/cold and frigid/scalding. He'll be remembered for repeated offers to pawn himself (including the one that took), a pastel wardrobe, puka shells, goofy expressions, and peculiar Trump-like hair.
WON: $1k, Hawaii trip
For weeks she was in the Who? category, prompting me to post Daily Jenn Sightings to remind folks she was still there. She was more visible as the numbers dwindled, but she still isolated herself a lot, with some occasional musician chat to the non-musicians. She made what she termed a BIG MOVE when she veto'd Dan off the block, after burning her clothes and taking slop for three weeks so he wouldn't win the veto - most consider that a dumb move, not a big one. She spent 67 days at summer camp but she fell for Dan's Mist like many before her, and she paid for it. She didn't apply to be on the show: they found her on Facebook.
WON: 24 hour hula hoop
HE WAS AN ALTERNATE WHO MADE THE CUT AND WHILE HE WAS OBNOXIOUS FOR AWHILE HE TURNED IT AROUND BY BECOMING COMEDY. HE SHOUTED IN DIARY BUT HE SHOUTED EVERYWHERE AND HIS STORIES MADE TALL TALES LOOK SHORT. HE COOKED ALL THEIR DINNERS AND WASN'T A THREAT TO THE GRILL BUT HIS FOOD HYGIENE NEEDS HELP. HIS CHEAP WEBSITE CRASHED FROM ALL HIS PIMPING BUT I WISH HIM WELL. HE WAS THE ONLY ONE WHO KNEW WHAT WAS GOING ON BUT NOBODY LISTENED DESPITE HIS VOLUME.
WON: $3,341.49, 1 week spiritard, 1 week carrot, green bath, 24 hour chum showers
He was either HOH or nominated every week and he fought hard to stick. He got a reprieve on reset night, and he escaped walking the plank in the cheertard and the carrot, but he was a good sport with both, as well as his chum showers. He was loud and volatile, featuring in the only two fights of the season, but he cooled off quickly and made it up. He seems like a good guy at heart and he has a fabulous laugh. His famous father was the best kept non-game secret among several.
TEAMIES: Shane, Willie, JoJo
WON: 1 week safety, 24 hour shackles
She gamed way too hard as a coach and as a player, but she contributed to Willie's pork rind tantrum so kudos for that. She didn't bring as much comedy as she's capable of but when she did, it was hilarious, including early late nights with Janelle and her stellar pre-eviction drunk. It's a shame we didn't get a second season of Just The Tip and that she repeated some of her same mistakes, but she was fun to see again and she'll definitely be missed.
TEAM JANELLE - WON: Nothing
She was ditzy and kooky, and didn't seem like she knew what show she was on most of the time (which fits, since she landed here after being rejected from a dating show). She had back problems that looked legit, and worked in her favor more than once. She brought a kitty-cat sleep mask, creative counting methods, unicorns and dreamboard strategy, and while she seems like a nice enough girl who would have been a hit in 1967, her monotone voice won't be missed.
TEAMIES: Frank, Ian, Jenn - WON: $16k
He started a bit better this time but degenerated to his old self. His friends in production couldn't save him this time around and he got got. His team survived him but only Frank stuck with him til the end, even though Boogie went for cash rather than working to help him. I'm very relieved to see the back of him for a third and hopefully last time, and I only wish we had a feed for when Dr. Will smacks him upside the head.
TEAM JANELLE - WON: $5,000
He came in with the most entertainment potential we've seen in awhile but other than a few spectacular bursts such as his drunken sushi birthday, he failed to deliver on a regular basis. His Sharon Osbourne was spot-on and so was his Joe, but his quick wit wasn't enough to combat the overall doldrums of the season. He fiddled his hair constantly (like Kaysar), and he pinkyswore Janelle out the door. He starred in two of the three 'The Soup' segments to date, and he'll be missed.
TEAMIES: Wil, Ashley, Joe WON: nothing
She was the first coach casualty but she went quietly, robbing us of an updated 'bye-bye bitches'. She didn't have a Howie or Kaysar to work with (or entertain us) this time, and her teamies either didn't know or didn't care how loyally she plays BB. She had some sippy fun but this cast didn't get her shtick, and she had pork rinds thrown at her and mean girl chatter reminiscent of BB6. She drove the early game but didn't play in any veto comps, and that was a huge loss for the season.
TEAM BRITNEY - WON: nothing
She promised to bring it, but apparently she left it on Staten Island since she failed to fight even when confronted. She talked a lot but it was mostly the same loops over and over: she only gets along with East Coast girls, she's street-smart, she's loyal, and she's loyal, know what I mean? She was scouted via Facebook to get here, and that's where she should have stayed. Now she can get back to modeling and piloxing.
TEAM BRITNEY - WON: nothing
(Possibly forfeited stipend)
He spent two weeks laying in HOH bed, parannoying his brains out even though he was perfectly safe, and his fall from HOH was the hardest we've ever seen. He head-butted himself out the door when he might have been saved by veto, so he'll go into the BB blunders pile. I didn't come in with Hantzophobia so I'm grateful for the cheap entertainment he brought, especially the Froot Loops war and Willieisms like 'key-hos', 'corn-ho', and 'totin' pole'. He's the first hamster to pose for his mug shot while his season was still underway.
TEAM DAN - WON: nothing
She brought a big name and rep to the show but didn't live up to either. She seemed like a nice enough girl but she didn't bring much to the feeds, and her sister wife wardrobe greatly disappointed her pre-existing fanbase. She'll be remembered for extra shiny knees and little else - she didn't even campaign to stay.
TEAM DAN, for a minute - WON: nothing
Most were looking forward to seeing what she'd bring, but she got a raw deal and was gone before the feeds even kicked on. She'd said she was worried about lack of privacy & sleep, missing her family, and slop, so maybe BB wasn't for her, and she got away without airing any dirty laundry. It had to be humiliating to go back in for the group bikini pic but that's how they do things.
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However if you must, Hamsterwatch endorses Ian! If he ends up in finals, vote Jodi! Yes I'm serious
Thursday's live show remained in third place with 5.774 million viewers, 2.0 rating and 5 share, behind America's Got Talent on NBC with 10.512/2.4/7 and Glee on FOX with 8.087/3.3/9, and ahead of Grey's Anatomy rerun on ABC.
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Along with your $1 text votes and the ability to increase ad rates across CBS.com due to increased traffic from your free online votes, CBS now has an extra $100k that was previously announced as the winning coach's prize. PLEASE STOP VOTING ON THEIR POINTLESS POLLS. Don't even get me started on their idiotic Flock to Unlock traffic and Twitter spam generator.
Producers will award the $25k viewer favorite to their choice - your free online votes just up their traffic so they can charge higher advertising rates across all of CBS.com. However if you must vote on this poll, I fully endorse Ian! If Ian should make it into the Final Two, I fully endorse Jodi! She got royally screwed by BB but has been a great sport about it, and very funny and personable on Twitter. Frank is the only other fan applicant this season, but Jodi's dreams of hamsterdom were shattered before she even had a chance to start.
Big Brother 14 taped Jenn's eviction on Tuesday, September 11 and the feeds were off for 33 hours. Showtime ran three hours from Tuesday morning on Tuesday night. The taped eviction aired on Wednesday, September 12, with another regular live eviction on Thursday, September 13. That leaves us with three hamsters to go into finale Wednesday, September 19. See Upcoming Events in right sidebar for a more complete schedule.
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BBQ Smackdown Scorecard
Big Brother 14
Round 1: BBQ ½, Dan 0
Big Brother 13
Round 1: BBQ ½, Adam ½, Rachel 0
Round 2: BBQ ½, Adam 0
Round 3: BBQ 1, Rachel 0
Big Brother 12
Round 1: BBQ ½, Brendon 0
Round 2: BBQ 2, Britney 0, Lane 0
Round 3: BBQ 1, Lane 0, CBS 0
Big Brother 11
Round 1: BBQ 0, Jeff 0
Round 2: BBQ 0, Jeff ½
Round 3: BBQ ½, Kevin 0, Michele 0
Big Brother 10
No title events
Big Brother 9 Winter Edition
Round 1: BBQ ½, Ryan 0
Round 2, BBQ ½, Adam 0
Round 3, BBQ ½, Ryan 0
Big Brother 8
Round 1: BBQ 1, Dick 0
Round 2: BBQ ½, Zach 0
Round 3: BBQ 0, Dick 1
Big Brother 7 All-Stars
BBQ training sabbatical
Big Brother 6
Round 1: BBQ 1, Ivette 0
Round 2: BBQ 0, Howie 0
Big Brother 5
Round 1: BBQ 1, Cowboy 1, Drew 0
Round 2: BBQ 1, Drew 0, Diane ½
Round 3: BBQ 1, Cowboy 1, CBS 0, Nakomis 0
Pointless HOH weeks: 1½
1 Shane due to untwist
½ Willie self-evicting the day after his
Messy lawsuits: 2
CBS vs ABC
Anthony Marini vs Ashley
Major fights: 2
7/17 10.25pm Willie vs Frank + Boogie
8/27 12.35pm + 12.57pm Ian vs Frank
House meetings: 2
7/17 10.54am Willie & newbies
8/26 7.50pm Dan's funeral
Excessive feeds blackouts: 4
7/20 Almost 4 hours - Hurricane Willie
8/18 Almost 7 hours - Veto comp
9/8 3.5 hours - 10 minute veto comp
9/11-9/12 33 hours - Jenn's eviction
Diary leak scandals: 1
Wild sushi makeout/streak parties: 1
Additional makeout pairings: 2
8/15 12.15am Frank/Ashley
9/13 3.22am Shane/Danielle
7/29 CBS Shane/Danielle
8/8 8.28pm Wil/Janelle
8/14 9.36pm Wil/Danielle
8/17 2.14am Shane/Danielle
8/27 11.54pm Shane/Danielle
8/28 11.45pm Ian/Britney
9/2 1.15am Dan/Danielle
9/3 1.01pm Shane/Danielle
9/6 7.08pm Dan/Ian
9/10 12.08pm Shane/Jenn
Premature exits: 3
Mike, Jodi, Willie
Sleazy pasts uncovered: 1 Ashley
New mug shots: 2
BB5 winner Drew
BB14 ejectee Willie
Editing logistics problems: 1
Jodi's in the group bikini pic
'The Soup' mentions: 5
Wil getting his key invitation
Danielle & Ashley about Shane
Wil about lemon/lime humping
Ashley's eviction speech
Joe's greenlight Dan/Shane oops
CBS goofs: 23
- Matt wasn't around to evict Britney
- Invented a new word: choses
- Mistook Joe for Frank
- Missing/bad URL
- Forgot an important instruction
- Julie's intern polling about something they didn't air
- Staff seen building veto comp
- Old news + a blatant lie
- Mixing up alliance names
- August 8 CBS daytime ad had Willie HOH and Kara/Frank nominees
- Wrong trivia loop
- Another staffer caught on feeds
- Omitting a very important key word
- Calling Shane's shun 'flirting'
- Misspelled Britney
- Fuzzy math
- Staffer caught with the Hamburglar
- Wrong time on CBS main site
- 'Every day' on vets poll skipped 2 days
- Wrong seasons for Howie & Jeff
- 'Biggest cast ever' = same as BB9
- Sailing instructor Mike disappeared
- Their copyright expert used illegal videos to make his Glass House case