I don't care who wins, I'm just here for the cheap entertainment.. the cheaper, the better
This site is about the Big Brother 12 feeds and contains spoilers! It isn't necessarily thorough: it's what I catch and/or what interests me. It also isn't necessarily about who will win, who should win, who's cute or who's horrid. It's about watching hamsters: who's doing what and why, who's fun and who's dull. If they aren't entertaining, get rid of 'em! Thanks for encouraging my behavior.
BB12 DRINKING GAME
I'm letting it ride: take a swig whenever one of them trashes another one - your local AA number is in your phone book
POWER STATUS
Rachel evicted
Brendon is Head of Household
Nobody is nominated
Matt, Ragan & Britney are Have-nots
Matt holds diamond veto
Ragan is Staboteur 2.0
UPCOMING EVENTS
Nominations Friday
Middle size table Friday?
Veto comp Saturday
Next CBS show is Sunday 8pm: HOH comp, nominations, assorted dramas
Nominations Friday
Middle size table Friday?
Veto comp Saturday
Next CBS show is Sunday 8pm: HOH comp, nominations, assorted dramas
RATINGS WATCH
Thursday's eviction show won the hour with 7.9 million viewers, 4.8 rating and 9 share, ahead of 'So You Think You Can Dance' finale on FOX with 6.6/4.0/7, 'Wipeout' rerun on ABC with 6.1/3.5/6, and 'Community' and '30 Rock' reruns on NBC with 3/2.1/4 and 2.9/2.0/4 respectively. 'Big Brother 12' also won the 18-49 demographic.
JUST THE TIP
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Episode 1 8/8 11pm Quads
Episode 2 8/9 11.44pm F1/2
Episode 3 8/10 11.10pm F3/4
Episode 4 8/11 11.20pm F1/2
AMERICA'S CHOICE
What additional foods should Have-nots get?
Bologna & bran muffins
Eggplant & escargot
Turnips & tofu
Voting has ended
They're soliciting stabotage ideas again but don't bother submitting any as they'll ignore them and do dumb stuff they wanted to do in the first place
FAQ
Two hour finale is September 15
Matt opened Pandora's Box which held the return of the staboteur (in the form of Ragan) to WREAK HAVOC, and gave him diamond veto for 2 weeks.
Ragan will win $20k if he performs 3 tasks a week for 2 weeks undetected. His identity will be revealed to them on the finale.
Matt holds diamond veto for 2 weeks. He can override the regular veto if used this week or next, and name a replacement nominee.
I use Stabo/Staboteur/Stabotage because of the typo in an early official CBS BB tweet
Annie & Monet have been sprung from sequester so we won't have Revive-a-Hamster after all.
The first saboteur was Annie. She'd have won $50k if she lasted 5 weeks undetected.
Have-Nots have their own room again, cold showers again, slop again, plus additional food items decided by viewer votes.
Nobody knows why Paolo isn't there.
The winner of BB12 will win $500k and 2nd place gets $50k. Hamsters earn $750 a week including pre-show hotel and jury sequester.
The habitat has 52 cameras and 95 microphones.
The recorded Big Brother in-house announcements are the voice of producer Don Wollman.
All feeds stay on one 'scene' when someone's in Diary.
HOW'S THE WEATHER?
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>> Rachel evicted 6-0 - Brendon is Head of Household - Matt holds diamond veto <<
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Pretzel logic
Tropical Storm Rachel finally moved on, but not before she & Brendon had a long, sappy pretzel session in the HOH bathroom during morning lockdown.. she also gave him a good-bye haircutShe walked the plank as planned, and she got the live audience applause (it's required).. but she didn't get the usual high fives from those near the door.. there were no real surprises in her farewells but Britney's vote to evict tequila vomit and $100 bills was memorable
The HOH comp was one of the more difficult I've seen on this show, both physically & mentally, with mud, feathers, rain and banjo music involved.. they were all panting hard and working their little hamster guts out, not to mention the setup with all those knots - they may have lost a few interns with this oneBrendon won by a mile so kudos to him for that - he earned it - and he decreed Matt, Britney & Ragan to be Have-nots.. I bet the others are wishing they'd rethought The Plan once they went on two-day lockdown - it clearly wasn't going to be Q&A and the odds of another comp biased against big feet were slim.. but that said, The Plan worked like a charm, except Brendon didn't kill anyone
Waiting
Afterwards Brendon sat alone with his packed bags, waiting to move upstairs and isolated from the rest of them.. eventually Lane, Hayden & Enzo shmoozed him some, while Have-nots Ragan, Britney & Matt moped around their new room.. Ragan & Britney each cried some, both reflecting on their mean girl stuff, Ragan on his cockiness, and Britney realizing she was about to spend her second week as a nominated Have-not with PMS
HOH room reveals have been getting later and later recently, and this one was no exception.. unfortunately they were all exhausted (except Matt) so the wait was longer than usual, but it finally happened.. Britney had just finished an emotional Diary and was near tearsBrendon got a picture of Rachel in the orange room, and his nieces, a Weezer CD, and the usual junk food extravaganza.. his letter was from his sister and he choked up a bit reading about his nieces.. mom & dad weren't mentioned in it
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Daily Ratings - All Rachel, All the Time 3.0 special edition
VTE = Voted to evict
Ratings are based on Rachel (final installment)
  
OMG are you kidding me!!! They came between me and MY MAN!!! NOBODY COMES BETWEEN ME AND MY MAN!!!!!!!1 Wait let me back up, like the best part of THIS show was my booboo said he wants to have my babies!! Nevermind that crazy girl and her horrible mom she is like NOTHING ot him he never loved her anywy like he loves ME!!!! I hope you didnt notice me wearing my party DRESS it was not a top it was a dress from the party LAST NITE to talk about the POV competition FIVE DAYS AGO? I didnt either. Or the full moon. That talk by the BRAGAYDE omg i had nO IDEA but Enzo on the beach looked familiar. They left out A LOT like Ragen telling me stuff that really did make me think (i can think you know? I'm a CHEMIST!) and that whole fight was crraaazzzyyyyyy but they left out a lot like MY MAN talking to that bitch Brittany about her LOOZER boyfriend thats why she yelled at MY MAN!! the bitch so he said FU they deserved it. i luv him and i said so tonight in front of EVERYONE!!! jealouse much?omg omg Julie Chun is soooooooooo GORJUSS!!! and she like smells good so I asked her what she's waring but she didnt tell me. Everybody CHEERED for me when I came out did you see it?? that's b.c. I AM THE STAR you know it now admit it HATERZ!!! wait what was that Juelie said I get to come back? I'M COMING BACK YEAAHHH!!!! they cant loose their STAR! I get to come back b.c. I'm the STAR of the BEST SEASON EVER!!!!!!!1 yO HAVEN'T Seen the last of me yet. I am Vegas. xoxo slurpydurp |
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No vote (nominee)HEAD OF HOUSEHOLD HE DID IT HE WON IT!!! he did it for me b.c. I told him he had to and he did it!! And in case you were wondering his ex is a skank and so is her mom WHO CARES IF HE LIVED WITH THEM now he can live with me in VEGAS BAYYBEEE!!!! he said i am like ONCE IN A LIFETIME he didnt say that to her. now he is HOH again and I hope there nice to him and dont take his cereal. Thats the best part of HOH you get this basket? with like all your favorite cereal in it? and tequila!!!!!!!! He gts to send one of those looserz HOME!! no wait they dont go home they go to jury house I'M IN THE JURY HOUSE I don't want to live with one of those bitchez for a whole WEEK!!!! BRENDONBOO WAIT DONT DO IT SEND YOURSELF TO MEEEE!!!!!!!!!11 |
  
Won: $10VTE Rachel yOU KNOW ME i like never use the word bitch but OH EM GEE she is such a bitch!!!!! i hate her and WHAT was that about my extentions anyway? THEY ROCK SO HARD she just wishes she had extentions like mine. butt she doesnt. she doesn't even have a booboo boyfriend who's HAWT like mine!! i hate her. but that one bikini of hers is kinda cute, you know the one. and we had fun bubble baths except when the bubbles like pop and the water gets cold and cloudy but nobody wants to get out first. I hate her. |
 
Won: 42" 3D TVVTE Rachel WHats the deal with this guy???? Meow meow my big boobs!! I thought he liked me b.c. everyone does but I dont think he voted to keep me. At least he warned me & mY MAN what was cumming. Why do I have to leave I AM THE STAR!! and meow gets to stay it's like SO not fair!!! Its really hard to be ME in there!! but its easy to meow. |
 
Won: 24 18 hours solitaryVTE Rachel See Enzo only leave out the meow part for Haden b.c. like he doesn't meow. I dont know what he does. |
 
VTE RachelWho is she and why is she still there and I'm not? Hello I AM THE STAR not that old lady and her big black roots. I like her makeup. |
 
Won: $1,000VTE Rachel See Haden only leave out the meow part and the Haden doesn't meow and insted add in WHO IS THIS GUY is he even in the BIG BROTHER house? Like he is NOT an allstar I am an allstar. this is the allstar season accept for this guy who isnt even there? I think I saw him once at dinner. |
  
Won: $1HOLDS DIAMOND VETO No vote (HOH) So on Big Brother 12 teevee show the guy said 'Matt did exactly what the house wanted' but you know what? I think the house did exactly what MATT wanted!!! They dont know whats going on b.c. their like so busy telling us not to talk about production or diary room sessions with other house guests. I can say all those announcements word for word exactly like the guy says them b.c. I hear them ALL FRICKIN DAY LONG!! Does that guy ever go home? He's got kind of a nice voice tho I like it how he says RACHEL b.c. I love my name, it's so Vegas like me. I am Vegas. |
 
STABOTEUR 2.0Won & used: Veto ticket VTE Rachel Did he call me a witch???? FOR REALS ON TELEVISHUN HE CALLED ME A WITHC omg omg!!!!!!!!1 I'm going to get MY MAN to tell him to FUCK YOU!!! wait he already did so like how come they put the witch part on teevee but they dont put FUCK YOU on the teevee when thats what this guy DESERVES!!! wait maybe he didnt say witch on teevee that was MY MAN who said he said I'm a witch WTF I'm like SO confused now, it's so much pressure being the Star of BigBrother 12!!! nobody understands what I have to go through. WAIT I WAS TALKING ABOUT REAGAN dont change the subject. I used to think he's gay but like now I think he's just old. |
    Won: $5,000 The buxom bombshell role and star of the 1st half thanks to her total lack of self-awareness and her adolescent slurpmance with Brendon. She talked up her game but both her HOHs were wasted on non-threats for purely personal reasons. She was chaos, volatility and mood swings deluxe but rarely boring. She'll be remembered for indecipherable blogs, farewells to 4 of 4 who came between her & her man, tacky outfits & tack-on hair, her dysfunctional showmance, and 'I AM VEGAS!' |
   Won: $100, 1 week wig & catsuit She was barely there the first couple weeks but she came alive and participated in some juicy spats and was the subject of Andrew's scorching exit speech. She was half a showmance with Hayden and wore a silly wig & catsuit for a week, yet for all this, she still was barely there. She spent most of her time horizontal with Kathy or Hayden, and would only talk with others one-on-one. |
   He promised chaos and delivered on that, leaving them and us wondering what he was up to most of the time. He was a good early guess for the staboteur but he WREAKED more HAVOC just by being himself. He was early-to-bed & early-to-rise so I missed a lot of what he did, but he brought some Orthodox education, travel companion/fingerbang stories, and he made lots of threats to make good tv that didn't pan out until his final moments. |
   Won: $10,000 She promised princessy but failed to deliver, opting instead for poor-me tears, complaints about being fat, and a lot of moping around. But she wasn't all doom & gloom: she rode the slip 'n slide and made fun of her keep-warm sleeping layers, and she was Britney's #1 mean girl cohort. She tried out for ANTM and might have fared better there, as they wouldn't have flashed her boobies. |
   13-DAY STABOTEUR She turned her nomination into the House of Annie and wheedled everyone for days, to no avail. She promised catfights with Britney and Rachel but nothing came of it, leaving her in the 'Who?' category for future BB trivia, even including her stabotage. She's lucky she went early: she might have cracked bad and the chops would get really brutal. |
 
Paolo Aviles30 - Unemployed real estate agent Somewhere Lucky #14 got away before the season began without any secrets exposed or embarrassing incidents to live forever on the web. Her dirty laundry will remain in the hamper, but boobies fans will be forever disappointed and wonder 'what if?' |
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LINES OF THE DAY
From the show
Narrator: 'Matt did exactly what the house wanted
Brendon about Rachel: This girl could be my wife, the mother of my children
Julie: Ragan has managed to undetected..
Julie to Matt: This week you were faced with Pandora's Box
(this week?)
Julie to all: Who is the most underestimated player?
Britney: I vote to evict tequila vomit and $100 bills
Julie to Rachel: This may not be the last you've seen of the Big Brother house
Post-show
Ragan: We probably needed to be knocked down a peg
Britney: I went too far sometimes
Lane: How do you get a rug burn on your weiner?
Britney: I'll tell you in September
Ragan to self, crying: I hate it when players cry, and now I'm that stupid player
Matt: I'll feel like a fuckin failure if I don't come out of this with something
Britney: You won $2, what are you complaining about?
Kathy: We can't even get Draino
Kathy to Brendon: Just don't lay in bed and cry like Ronnie did
From the show
Narrator: 'Matt did exactly what the house wanted
Brendon about Rachel: This girl could be my wife, the mother of my children
Julie: Ragan has managed to undetected..
Julie to Matt: This week you were faced with Pandora's Box
(this week?)
Julie to all: Who is the most underestimated player?
Britney: I vote to evict tequila vomit and $100 bills
Julie to Rachel: This may not be the last you've seen of the Big Brother house
Post-show
Ragan: We probably needed to be knocked down a peg
Britney: I went too far sometimes
Lane: How do you get a rug burn on your weiner?
Britney: I'll tell you in September
Ragan to self, crying: I hate it when players cry, and now I'm that stupid player
Matt: I'll feel like a fuckin failure if I don't come out of this with something
Britney: You won $2, what are you complaining about?
Kathy: We can't even get Draino
Kathy to Brendon: Just don't lay in bed and cry like Ronnie did
LINKS OF THE DAY
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Kristen extended audio interview by US Townhall
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EXTRACURRICULAR TALLY
Nominee speech scorcher: 1 Andrew
Makeout pairings: 2
Brendon & Rachel
Hayden & Kristen
Sex event pairings: 2
Brendon & Rachel
Hayden & Kristen
House meetings: 2
Major fights: 1
Brendon vs Ragan & Britney
Noteworthy fights: 6
Rachel vs Annie
Andrew vs Kristen
Andrew vs everyone
Rachel vs Kristen
Rachel vs Ragan
Rachel vs Kathy
Deaths: 4 fishies
'The Soup' mentions: 3 of 5 shows
-Intro & Britney's flaming homosexuals
-Rachel the waitress chemist
-Matt's wife's fake illness
TMZ TV mentions: 1
Rachel being Rachel
'The View' mentions: 1
-Matt's wife's fake illness
Pap smear incidents: 1 Andrew & Annie
Pre-season connections: 3
Hayden & BB4/7 Erika
Rachel & BB2/7 Boogie
Matt & BB8 Joe
Absentee hamsters: 1 Paolo
Nominee speech scorcher: 1 Andrew
Makeout pairings: 2
Brendon & Rachel
Hayden & Kristen
Sex event pairings: 2
Brendon & Rachel
Hayden & Kristen
House meetings: 2
Major fights: 1
Brendon vs Ragan & Britney
Noteworthy fights: 6
Rachel vs Annie
Andrew vs Kristen
Andrew vs everyone
Rachel vs Kristen
Rachel vs Ragan
Rachel vs Kathy
Deaths: 4 fishies
'The Soup' mentions: 3 of 5 shows
-Intro & Britney's flaming homosexuals
-Rachel the waitress chemist
-Matt's wife's fake illness
TMZ TV mentions: 1
Rachel being Rachel
'The View' mentions: 1
-Matt's wife's fake illness
Pap smear incidents: 1 Andrew & Annie
Pre-season connections: 3
Hayden & BB4/7 Erika
Rachel & BB2/7 Boogie
Matt & BB8 Joe
Absentee hamsters: 1 Paolo
BBQ SMACKDOWN SCORECARD
Big Brother 12
I'm hoping for some killer matches
Big Brother 11
Round 1: BBQ 0, Jeff 0
Round 2: BBQ 0, Jeff ½
Round 3: BBQ ½, Kevin 0, Michele 0
Big Brother 10
No title events
Big Brother 9 Winter Edition
Round 1: BBQ ½, Ryan 0
Round 2, BBQ ½, Adam 0
Round 3, BBQ ½, Ryan 0
Big Brother 8
Round 1: BBQ 1, Dick 0
Round 2: BBQ ½, Zach 0
Round 3: BBQ 0, Dick 1
Big Brother 7 All-Stars
BBQ training sabbatical
Big Brother 6
Round 1: BBQ 1, Ivette 0
Round 2: BBQ 0, Howie 0
Big Brother 5
Round 1: BBQ 1, Cowboy 1, Drew 0
Round 2: BBQ 1, Drew 0, Diane ½
Round 3: BBQ 1, Cowboy 1, Nakomis 0, CBS 0
Big Brother 12
I'm hoping for some killer matches
Big Brother 11
Round 1: BBQ 0, Jeff 0
Round 2: BBQ 0, Jeff ½
Round 3: BBQ ½, Kevin 0, Michele 0
Big Brother 10
No title events
Big Brother 9 Winter Edition
Round 1: BBQ ½, Ryan 0
Round 2, BBQ ½, Adam 0
Round 3, BBQ ½, Ryan 0
Big Brother 8
Round 1: BBQ 1, Dick 0
Round 2: BBQ ½, Zach 0
Round 3: BBQ 0, Dick 1
Big Brother 7 All-Stars
BBQ training sabbatical
Big Brother 6
Round 1: BBQ 1, Ivette 0
Round 2: BBQ 0, Howie 0
Big Brother 5
Round 1: BBQ 1, Cowboy 1, Drew 0
Round 2: BBQ 1, Drew 0, Diane ½
Round 3: BBQ 1, Cowboy 1, Nakomis 0, CBS 0
