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SEE IT ALL! THE FIGHTS - THE SEX - THE WEIRD STUFF THAT CBS WON'T SHOW YOU
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Jordan is Head of Household
Lydia & Natalie are nominated
Everyone's on slop today except Jordan (HOH) and Natalie (slop pass)
Which additional food item should Have-nots get with slop this week?
> Jalapeno peppers & pepperoni
Which additional food item should Have-nots get with slop next week?
Cucumbers & carp
Mince meat & marshmallows
Churros & chitlins
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Sunday's show was first for the hour with a 2.8 rating and 9 share, ahead of 'Who Wants to Be a Millionaire' on ABC with 1.4/5, 'The Simpsons'/'Family Guy' reruns FOX with 2.2/7, and 'Merlin' on NBC with 0.9/3.
Veto schedule remains uncertain
Natalie gets a phone call Tuesday
CBS shows are Sundays at 8, Tuesdays at 9, and live evictions Thursdays at 8
Ross (The Intern) Mathews does post-eviction shows every Friday
Express Lunch with MissyZ and BB8 Chelsia Hart is on SuperPass Thursdays & Fridays at noon Pacific/3pm Eastern. Call-in number is 1-877-576-3348.
Craig Ferguson was not recycled back in this year.
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The official story is Chima was booted. We will never know the complete true story: it was all behind fishies
Jeff won the Coup d'Etat in a public vote and used it to replace Chima's noms (Lydia & Russell) with Jessie & Natalie
Food comps determine living conditions: the losers lived in the Jail room with lights always on (now over); cold water showers, and slop.
Viewer votes determine one additional food item the sloppers can have.
Teams are over. There were four teams: Populars, Jocks, Brainiacs, and Offbeats.
Teamies of the HOH could not be nominated, but they could compete in the next week's HOH comp.
Hamsters earn $750 a week including pre-show hotel and jury sequester. It's possible Jessie gets more (BB7 All-Stars did).
The habitat has 52 cameras and 80 mics.
The recorded Big Brother in-house announcements are the voice of producer Don Wollman.
|Day 44 - August 17, 2009
>> past >> present >> future >> all
>> Jordan is Head of Household - Lydia & Natalie are nominated <<
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Nobody can say Jordan's fat but she has put on a few pounds in there, and while it bothers her some (and Lydia takes advantage of that), I've given her some good-natured poking from here since she enjoys her meals & snacks so much
Here she's trying to stretch out her now-tight jeans for nominations today.. as she cycled through her wardrobe choices, Michele said the purple top was good: "Purple is the color of royalty, the HOH queen" - Michele was in her purple hoodie
Lydia & Natalie knew they were going up and they did, with Natalie the target to go (or Russell as a backdoor veto replacement).. Kevin coached the girls about placating Jessie when they get to the jury house, since Russell overheard the three of them Jessie-bashing last night.. they also wondered why Diary didn't ask them about their elaborate lie intended to break up the HOH foursome
Russell's spa prize was delivered in the form of a backyard tent, table, bathrobe, and masseuse - he enjoyed it.. Jeff & Jordan got sucked into a paranoid waffle vortex most of the day but they rebounded a little for Showtime and were actually their old fun selves for a little while
Their day of slop, jalapenos & pepperoni ended at 9pm and they had a big meal by Russell (cooked inside unfortunately, even though the grill was accessible) - he and Jordan snacked into the night, and Ben & Jerry profited.. Jeff & Jordan finally got some time alone and studied what happened when, which got a little uncomfortable - let's just say Jeff shouldn't go into teaching.. Lydia woke up long enough to subtly & backhandedly berate Natalie a little more, and Kevin poked a little more kindling under them both
If you have SuperPass you can watch anything you missed, or see it again.. just enter the date, time and feed on the FlashBack page
If you missed it:
8/16 - 11.50pm - F3/4 - Natalie asks Lydia how many times she & Jessie hooked up
8/18 - 3.34pm - Quads - Michele reports to Jeff about Russell, plus medical ethics convo
8/18 - 6.32pm - Quads - Russells spa arrives plus fishies; massage follows on F3/4
8/18 - 6.51pm - F1/2 - Kevin visits Jordan (and Jeff)
8/18 - 9.46pm - F3/4 - Backyard funnies and pee stories
8/18 - 10.00pm - F3/4 - Jordan TMI hour with fishies, into Jordan & Jeff comedy
8/18 - 10.55pm - F3/4 - Kevin/Natalie tell Jordan about Chima's mic
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LINES OF THE DAY
Ross Mathews: I glow under pressure
Jordan about Lydia: It's good to keep her 'cause she's kind of a waste of space
Michele to Jordan: I'm not fabricating stuff or making up lies, just so you know..
Jeff to Jordan, about Michele: Where's your shadow?
Kevin: You know what is weirding me out? We're not being asked about LML
Lydia: Oh, the last minute lie?
Natalie: I know, I think they're gonna make that as if it happened later, after nominations.. [cut to fishies]
Natalie: Kevin is a dud
Russell about noms: That was so hard.. all I'm thinking is I'm sitting next to CAPTAIN UNITARD
Michele: If you don't have paranoia in this house, you're a cocky motherfucker
[about stem cell research]:
Jeff: Who the hell thinks of this stuff?
Michele: People who work too much [i.e. her]
Jeff: I was impressed when I made a Lego castle.. with instructions
Michele to Jeff: Whats wrong? You're acting Jeff-y again
Jordan about (not to) Lydia: Why don't you tell Natalie about that cum spot on her shirt?
Jordan: Big Texas took a poo..
Michele re Twittering: The outside world doesn't know that I'm not HOH yet [uhh the online BB world does)
Jeff re feedsters: Who follows something 24/7??
Big Brother: Lydia, please put on your microphone
Lydia: I'M DOING IT!!
LINKS OF THE DAY
Ross Mathews with
BB8 Evel Dick Donato
Julie on 'The Early Show'
we'll see Chima's 'behavior that led up to the expulson' on Tuesday
(it's the high school season and she was 'expelled'.. get it?)
Michele's HOH blog
finally showed up
Click to see my full list of BB11 links
These are some of my favorites:
24/7 feeds - free trial see everything that happens before it gets edited into something else for tv
No time-out feed links including set-up how-to, plus Real contact info
SuperPass FlashBack instant replay by time/date/feed (requires SuperPass)
Hamsterwatch Twitter - Twitpic
BB adult/explicit links - already updated for BB11!
CBS Big Brother 11 the official site
DogDave BB11 aka Aldav scouts all the BB sites so you don't have to: all the news, edgy stuff & the best mini-recaps in town
Attw x's houseguest tributes all seasons fun & reference by BB's number one fan
Sir LinksALot Big Brother 11 all the links, once again
BuddyTV - Big Brother 11 TV supersite with news, articles, discussions
Hamsters who met before BB11: 2
-Jessie & Casey
Sex events: 5 - Lydia/Jessie
Makeout pairings: ½ - Jeff/Jordan
Nominee speech scorchers: 3
-Chima, Casey, Ronnie
Premature exits: 1 - Chima
Major fights: 10
-Natalie vs. Jeff
-'Beaner' race wars starring
-Laura vs. Jessie plus Natalie
-Post-Braden eviction blowout
-Everyone vs. Ronnie
-Russell vs. Chima (3 fake rounds)
-Kevin vs. Ronnie (2 rounds)
-Russell, Natalie, Chima vs. Michele
-Russell vs. Jessie (kooky ending)
-Lydia vs. Michele plus Natalie & Jeff
Naughty past that may have surprised the producers: 1 - Braden
Shocking true stories: 1 - Chima
'The Soup' mentions: 5 of 6 Fridays
-Wedgie comp + Jessie
-Technotronics (Clip of the Week)
-Lydia stalks Jessie (Clip of the Week)
-Lydia's raccoon & Ronnie's speech
BBQ SMACKDOWN SCORECARD
Big Brother 11
Round 1: BBQ 0, Jeff 0
Big Brother 10
No title events
Big Brother 9 Winter Edition
Round 1: BBQ ½, Ryan 0
Round 2, BBQ ½, Adam 0
Round 3, BBQ ½, Ryan 0
Big Brother 8
Round 1: BBQ 1, Dick 0
Round 2: BBQ ½, Zach 0
Round 3: BBQ 0, Dick 1
Big Brother 7 All-Stars
BBQ training sabbatical
Big Brother 6
Round 1: BBQ 1, Ivette 0
Round 2: BBQ 0, Howie 0
Big Brother 5
Round 1: BBQ 1, Cowboy 1, Drew 0
Round 2: BBQ 1, Drew 0, Diane ½
Round 3: BBQ 1, Cowboy 1, Nakomis 0, CBS 0
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