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FAQ
The official story is Chima was booted. We will never know the complete true story: it was all behind fishies

Jeff won the Coup d'Etat in a public vote and used it to replace Chima's noms (Lydia & Russell) with Jessie & Natalie

Comps determine living conditions. The losers live in the Jail room with lights always on cold water showers, and slop.

Viewer votes determine one additional food item the sloppers can have.

Teams are over. There were four teams: Populars, Jocks, Brainiacs, and Offbeats.

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    Intermission


    It's been a quiet day, which is just fine with me.. I'm still recovering from the 4am emergency page reformat & pic selection process for Chima's unexpected exit

    They finally got cards.. Lydia put braids in Natalie's hair, which was a long project requiring a nap before finishing - I like that Lydia comes up with things to do.. the camera came out for Michele's HOH and she wrote her blog - a first for a quickie reign.. Kevin started making what looked like a study calendar out of Play-doh - his teamies were chastised for doing that with Skittles

    Kevin finally told Jeff the lie that Natalie crafted, about Russell working against his new team (he actually has agreed to work with Michele but Jeff & Jordan don't know that).. Jeff told Jordan, they asked Michele about it, and the usual waffling ensued.. Jordan's probably going to put up Natalie & Lydia, which could get interesting since a) she & Lydia were in a four-way pinky swear to not nominate each other, b) Lydia finally told Natalie about all the Jessie sex events, and c) Natalie said Jessie told her about Lydia being the Mills/McCartney nanny - but said she can't remember the name

    BBQ Smackdown Round 1: The Comeback


    The first round of the new season of BBQ Smackdown took place today.. so far the metal monster had only had sparring practice with Jeff & Russell

    It's not a shiny new grill anymore and while it acts as intimidating as ever, I don't think it ever fully recovered from its humiliating first defeat at the hands of BB8 Dick Donato, and I doubt it was prepared for someone with Jeff's culinary skills: he fearlessly threw down some steaks, chicken & veggies and the grill flared up in protest a few times, but it ended with a lovely meal, no second degree burns, and no score

    Feeds highlights


    If you have SuperPass you can watch anything you missed, or see it again.. just enter the date, time and feed on the FlashBack page

    8/16 - 5.15pm - F3 - BBQ Smackdown Round 1: The Comeback
    8/16 - 6.10pm - F3/4 - Jeff about phone bills & Kinko's, funny
    8/16 - 8.05pm - F1/2 - Kevin tells Jeff the new lie
    8/16 - 10.05pm - F1/2 - Jeff reports to Jordan
    8/16 - 10.30pm - F1/2 - Jorff ask Michele about it
    8/16 - 11.50pm - F3/4 - Natalie asks Lydia how many times she & Jessie hooked up

    Random caps of the day


    These are my most recent screencaps - click thumbnails to enlarge or click here to see more.. you can log in using your Twitter nick and password to leave comments on any cap, and your comment will also be automatically posted to your Twitter.. use #BB11 in all tweets and comments for a clickable link to tweet with other feedsters

    Daily Ratings - Crusty Sweatshirt edition


    Ratings are based on entertainment value


    I don't know what these things are - they look like little wire sculptures? They were just a quick flash on the feeds. As for Sunday's show, I'm disappointed at not seeing more of what was blocked from us Thursday, but we did start a slow build-up to Chima's exit which will apparently air Tuesday, and is now being billed as 'self-destruction' causing her to be 'removed from the game' which sounds like a good compromise between quit and fired. Ten minutes of recaps weren't necessary and having to watch bits of Jessie's creepy eulogy again was bad, but I'm surprised (and glad) they left out the Twin Towers line, even if it was said somewhat jokingly. Natalie's tears at the eulogy and in Diary reminded me of her firm promise in Diane's pre-season interiew: 'Mark my words! I will not cry!' The Chaosserole comp was messy and silly, and they forgot to highlight the arrival of the middle sized table for eight, but as we know, the comp brought back the grill and for that I'm grateful.




    Team Jock Won: Hawaii trip

    He was the featured griller for the first match of BB11 Smackdown and while it was a non-scored draw event, both opponents fought a good (if low-key) battle. Naturally that would be upsworthy and Jeff had some funny tales to tell today, but he's getting too wrapped up in the game and paranoia and Russell to be as much fun as he's supposed to be. And Michele (wisely) won't leave him & Jordan alone long enough to get cuddly.


    Team Popular
    HEAD OF HOUSEHOLD

    See Jeff but add a bubble bath and subract the grilling. At least she spent some time in the pool, which is not on the usual daily schedule for the reigning HOH this season.




    Team Offbeat Won: $10,000

    He made his move by delivering Natalie's lie for her, and Jeff believed it even though he stuttered all the way through the telling. He also poked some kindling under new BFFs Lydia & Natalie and got them bashing Jessie, as well as giving Lydia an opening to manipulate Natalie into feeling about two inches tall. Mostly what I'd like to know is who is that guy on CBS who shows up in Diary with a subtitle that says KEVIN/Graphic Designer? He's really the one who gets the ups for being so funny and animated.. why doesn't that guy ever show up on the feeds?




    Team Offbeat Won: Plasma TV,
    1 week Captain Unitard

    Easy ups today for braiding Natalie's hair which not only gave her something to do for a few hours, but it'll cut down on the comments about Natalie's awful hair for a few days. Ups again for wearing her semi-superhero suit without complaint, including the cape & goggles, and especially for confirming the sex events total: I was one short, not realizing they'd done stuff in the REDRUM twice. She went on to tug Natalie this way and that after everyone else went to bed over Jessie, Lydia's having worked for Heather Mills McCartney, and Natalie's age, among other things. If you think Lydia would rather go off for a solo week with Jessie in Paradise© instead of hanging in there for a shot at the $500k, you haven't been paying attention to how she works.




    Team Brain

    Now that their numbers have thinned, it's easier to see how much she's really playing this thing. In general I like her and I'm glad she's in with Jorff and with Russell, but most of the time she still seems more like a brainy neuroscientist than a hamster. She falls into that class of hamsters who I'd love to hang out with but who just don't bring a lot of entertainment to the feeds. Unless she's sippy. I am however making a rare early prediction here and calling her the winner of BB11.




    Team Jock

    The braids are a huge improvement and they look good on her, but Lydia worked on Natalie a lot more than she worked on her hair today & tonight. As of 2.30am, Lydia is clearly the dominant person in this weird relationship, and you can almost see Natalie scrambling to keep afloat. I may be the only one, but I believe her when she says she wasn't hot for Jessie, but that doesn't mean she wasn't a bit put out to learn Lydia boinked him behind her back, and that he left stuff on her yellow ASU sweatshirt.. I'm guessing we won't have to keep seeing her wearing that on a daily basis anymore.




    Team Jock Won: $10,000,
    Spa something

    This guy is the yo-yo of the season. A minute ago he was sitting pretty and cozy with the power, and now he's Public Enemy #1 again, with everyone saying he's got to go. It's not as serious for him (yet) as it has been other times though, since it doesn't sound like Jordan's going to nominate him tomorrow. I missed it but heard he cleaned the fridge and kitchen this morning, and that's about all I've got for him today other than when he came into the REDRUM after hearing about the crusty sweatshirt while trying to sleep next door, saying 'I wasn't eavesdropping but once I heard the sweatshirt thing, I lost it.' Once again out here on my shaky limb, I'm going to predict he'll be sitting next to Michele at finals.





       
    Team Brain Won: Nothing
    She began as a sympathetic character with her horrific story and positive outlook about it, and then things got weird. She flirted with Russell, planned a fake fight with him that happened exactly as scripted, and then they appeared to be mortal enemies. She had a raging and ultimately fatal case of HOH-itis and her hard fall from that was on live TV. With her subsequent nom she got petty, bitter & rebellious, and then she vanished. But she's a strong, smart woman and she'll survive this too.





       
    Team Jock Won: $2,500
    He showed up again uninvited and pretty much killed the feeds for those who were glad to see him leave last year. This time he had a new chin, only talked about himself again, got pink toenails, lost weight, mangled more words, got (at least) four HJs and one condom event with Lydia, all while playing he was Natalie's BFF. He went on Hamsterwatch ignore early during this second stint, and once again got his empty wheel before his time, so I don't have much more to say except hallelujah, he's gone!





       
    Team Brain Won: Nothing
    He looked great on paper but his BB expertise was more stats & CBS versions than anything practical - he obviously missed the start of BB10 or he wouldn't have duplicated Brian's suicidal game. He played a dirty game that included a Michele smear campaign, but Natalie did most of the dirty work he took credit for. He exiled himself a couple times, didn't share his HOH camera, talked non-stop (usually about himself), and generated more hate around the BB interwebs than most.





       
    Team Offbeat - Won: 1 week banana gig
    Videos of him & Jessie together surfaced early and their covert partnership ran the house for two weeks, but that deal expired after the Ronnie Mutiny was forgotten and Casey was blamed for Natalie's hinky vote. His quick wit provided memorable one-liners on a daily basis, and they only got better from both Angry Banana and Sad Banana. He came in like an aging Mike Boogie but he got past that, earning lots of fans thanks to his humor, his laid back style, and his ability to not take it all so seriously.





       
    Team Popular - Won: Nothing
    She was the star of the first CBS eps although she was barely in there. Her boobies were a show in themselves, and she protested way too much about the attention they got (usually while thrusting them at anyone handy). Mostly she was a miseryguts, glaring & pouting, and claiming to have everything figured out like BB9 Allison but with Shelley Duvall's voice. Her face-off with Jessie was memorable thanks to 'let me get down to your level', 'you're not the boss of me' and 'thrown under the river'.





       
    Team Popular - Won: Nothing
    His nekkid pics got out before the premiere, he said Julie's a ho, and he started a race riot in there - but his target Kevin wasn't offended by the words as much as that they hadn't been buddies. The habitat went nuts waffling about his eviction vote (vs Chima) but he was barely involved, although he did provide the fodder for her most shocking nominee speech ever. Despite all that, Braden turned out to be a funny hamster and a great third to the Jeff & Jordan comedy team.





     
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    LINES OF THE DAY

    Jeff about losing weight: I'm gonna start looking like Mr. Burns pretty soon

    Natalie: I'm not a good storyteller

    Big Brother: Michele, please go to the Diary Room
    Lydia: They got her meds for her.. they have to give her her shock therapy

    Natalie, joking: Let's speed it up here
    Lydia: Am I your fucking Mexican worker, in so many different ways?

    Kevin in Diary:
    (about Jessie): Please, the guy was an idiot
    When Lydia competes, she gets barky, and butchy

    Jeff: That grill's the best, it's official

    Announcer about Tuesday's show: One houseguest self-destructs and is removed from the game

    Lydia: Eww, there's a bug in the ice cube!
    Russell: Protein

    Jordan: Did you hear them over the intercom? Not supposed to take a nap yet.. [cut to fishies]

    Natalie: They've given us a job and now we have to..
    Lydia: Perform
    Natalie: ..perform

    Russell: I feel like a pregnant woman! All I want is a tray of cookies right now

    Jeff about Russell: He's gonna fuck me, that fuckin fuckhead

    Natalie about clothes: I haven't even worn an eighth of what I brought

    Natalie to Lydia: How many times did you hook up with Jessie in this house?

    Lydia: That must have been an awkward conversation, 'sorry Natalie, I got my jizz on your sweatshirt'




    LINKS OF THE DAY

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    Sir LinksALot Big Brother 11 all the links, once again

    BuddyTV - Big Brother 11 TV supersite with news, articles, discussions



    EXTRACURRICULAR TALLY

    Hamsters who met before BB11: 2
    -Jessie & Casey

    Sex events: 5 - Lydia/Jessie

    Makeout pairings: ½ - Jeff/Jordan

    Nominee speech scorchers: 3
    -Chima, Casey, Ronnie

    Premature exits: 1 - Chima

    Major fights: 10
    -Natalie vs. Jeff
    -'Beaner' race wars starring
      Braden/Kevin/Lydia/Jeff/Jordan
    -Laura vs. Jessie plus Natalie
    -Post-Braden eviction blowout
     Chima/Natalie/Michele
    -Everyone vs. Ronnie
    -Russell vs. Chima (3 fake rounds)
    -Kevin vs. Ronnie (2 rounds)
    -Russell, Natalie, Chima vs. Michele
    -Russell vs. Jessie (kooky ending)
    -Lydia vs. Michele plus Natalie & Jeff

    Naughty past that may have surprised the producers: 1 - Braden

    Shocking true stories: 1 - Chima

    'The Soup' mentions: 5 of 6 Fridays
    -Wedgie comp + Jessie
    -Technotronics (Clip of the Week)
    -Jordan's time-telling
    -Lydia stalks Jessie (Clip of the Week)
    -Lydia's raccoon & Ronnie's speech



    BBQ SMACKDOWN SCORECARD

    Big Brother 11
    Round 1: BBQ 0, Jeff 0

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    Round 1: BBQ ½, Ryan 0
    Round 2, BBQ ½, Adam 0
    Round 3, BBQ ½, Ryan 0
    Big Brother 8
    Round 1: BBQ 1, Dick 0
    Round 2: BBQ ½, Zach 0
    Round 3: BBQ 0, Dick 1
    Big Brother 7 All-Stars
    BBQ training sabbatical
    Big Brother 6
    Round 1: BBQ 1, Ivette 0
    Round 2: BBQ 0, Howie 0
    Big Brother 5
    Round 1: BBQ 1, Cowboy 1, Drew 0
    Round 2: BBQ 1, Drew 0, Diane ½
    Round 3: BBQ 1, Cowboy 1, Nakomis 0, CBS 0








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