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Jordan is Head of Household
Nobody is nominated
Everyone's on slop Monday except Jordan (HOH) and Natalie (slop pass)
Which additional food item should Have-nots get with slop this week?
Jalapeno Peppers & pepperoni
Squeeze cheese & kimchi
Sweet pickles & anchovies
Which additional food item should Have-nots get with slop next week?
Cucumbers & carp
Mince meat & marshmallows
Churros & chitlins
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Sunday's show was first for the hour with a 2.8 rating and 9 share, ahead of 'Who Wants to Be a Millionaire' on ABC with 1.4/5, 'The Simpsons'/'Family Guy' reruns FOX with 2.2/7, and 'Merlin' on NBC with 0.9/3.
Nominations on Monday
Veto schedule is uncertain
CBS shows are Sundays at 8, Tuesdays at 9, and live evictions Thursdays at 8
Ross (The Intern) Mathews does post-eviction shows every Friday
Express Lunch with MissyZ and BB8 Chelsia Hart is on SuperPass Thursdays & Fridays at noon Pacific/3pm Eastern. Call-in number is 1-877-576-3348.
Craig Ferguson, why have you forsaken us?
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The official story is Chima was booted. We will never know the complete true story: it was all behind fishies
Jeff won the Coup d'Etat in a public vote and used it to replace Chima's noms (Lydia & Russell) with Jessie & Natalie
Comps determine living conditions. The losers live in the Jail room with lights always on cold water showers, and slop.
Viewer votes determine one additional food item the sloppers can have.
Teams are over. There were four teams: Populars, Jocks, Brainiacs, and Offbeats.
Teamies of the HOH could not be nominated, but they could compete in the next week's HOH comp.
Hamsters earn $750 a week including pre-show hotel and jury sequester. It's possible Jessie gets more (BB7 All-Stars did).
The habitat has 52 cameras and 80 mics.
The recorded Big Brother in-house announcements are the voice of producer Don Wollman.
|Day 43 - August 16, 2009
>> past >> present >> future >> all
>> Jordan is Head of Household - Nobody is nominated <<
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It's been a quiet day, which is just fine with me.. I'm still recovering from the 4am emergency page reformat & pic selection process for Chima's unexpected exit
They finally got cards.. Lydia put braids in Natalie's hair, which was a long project requiring a nap before finishing - I like that Lydia comes up with things to do.. the camera came out for Michele's HOH and she wrote her blog - a first for a quickie reign.. Kevin started making what looked like a study calendar out of Play-doh - his teamies were chastised for doing that with Skittles
Kevin finally told Jeff the lie that Natalie crafted, about Russell working against his new team (he actually has agreed to work with Michele but Jeff & Jordan don't know that).. Jeff told Jordan, they asked Michele about it, and the usual waffling ensued.. Jordan's probably going to put up Natalie & Lydia, which could get interesting since a) she & Lydia were in a four-way pinky swear to not nominate each other, b) Lydia finally told Natalie about all the Jessie sex events, and c) Natalie said Jessie told her about Lydia being the Mills/McCartney nanny - but said she can't remember the name
BBQ Smackdown Round 1: The Comeback
The first round of the new season of BBQ Smackdown took place today.. so far the metal monster had only had sparring practice with Jeff & Russell
It's not a shiny new grill anymore and while it acts as intimidating as ever, I don't think it ever fully recovered from its humiliating first defeat at the hands of BB8 Dick Donato, and I doubt it was prepared for someone with Jeff's culinary skills: he fearlessly threw down some steaks, chicken & veggies and the grill flared up in protest a few times, but it ended with a lovely meal, no second degree burns, and no score
If you have SuperPass you can watch anything you missed, or see it again.. just enter the date, time and feed on the FlashBack page
8/16 - 5.15pm - F3 - BBQ Smackdown Round 1: The Comeback
8/16 - 6.10pm - F3/4 - Jeff about phone bills & Kinko's, funny
8/16 - 8.05pm - F1/2 - Kevin tells Jeff the new lie
8/16 - 10.05pm - F1/2 - Jeff reports to Jordan
8/16 - 10.30pm - F1/2 - Jorff ask Michele about it
8/16 - 11.50pm - F3/4 - Natalie asks Lydia how many times she & Jessie hooked up
Random caps of the day
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LINES OF THE DAY
Jeff about losing weight: I'm gonna start looking like Mr. Burns pretty soon
Natalie: I'm not a good storyteller
Big Brother: Michele, please go to the Diary Room
Lydia: They got her meds for her.. they have to give her her shock therapy
Natalie, joking: Let's speed it up here
Lydia: Am I your fucking Mexican worker, in so many different ways?
Kevin in Diary:
(about Jessie): Please, the guy was an idiot
When Lydia competes, she gets barky, and butchy
Jeff: That grill's the best, it's official
Announcer about Tuesday's show: One houseguest self-destructs and is removed from the game
Lydia: Eww, there's a bug in the ice cube!
Jordan: Did you hear them over the intercom? Not supposed to take a nap yet.. [cut to fishies]
Natalie: They've given us a job and now we have to..
Russell: I feel like a pregnant woman! All I want is a tray of cookies right now
Jeff about Russell: He's gonna fuck me, that fuckin fuckhead
Natalie about clothes: I haven't even worn an eighth of what I brought
Natalie to Lydia: How many times did you hook up with Jessie in this house?
Lydia: That must have been an awkward conversation, 'sorry Natalie, I got my jizz on your sweatshirt'
LINKS OF THE DAY
Michele's HOH blog
Attw x Big Brother
All seasons hamsters, links, comps, quotes, pets, Julie's evolution
Click to see my full list of BB11 links
These are some of my favorites:
24/7 feeds - free trial see everything that happens before it gets edited into something else for tv
No time-out feed links including set-up how-to, plus Real contact info
SuperPass FlashBack instant replay by time/date/feed (requires SuperPass)
Hamsterwatch Twitter - Twitpic
BB adult/explicit links - already updated for BB11!
CBS Big Brother 11 the official site
DogDave BB11 aka Aldav scouts all the BB sites so you don't have to: all the news, edgy stuff & the best mini-recaps in town
Attw x's houseguest tributes all seasons fun & reference by BB's number one fan
Sir LinksALot Big Brother 11 all the links, once again
BuddyTV - Big Brother 11 TV supersite with news, articles, discussions
Hamsters who met before BB11: 2
-Jessie & Casey
Sex events: 5 - Lydia/Jessie
Makeout pairings: ½ - Jeff/Jordan
Nominee speech scorchers: 3
-Chima, Casey, Ronnie
Premature exits: 1 - Chima
Major fights: 10
-Natalie vs. Jeff
-'Beaner' race wars starring
-Laura vs. Jessie plus Natalie
-Post-Braden eviction blowout
-Everyone vs. Ronnie
-Russell vs. Chima (3 fake rounds)
-Kevin vs. Ronnie (2 rounds)
-Russell, Natalie, Chima vs. Michele
-Russell vs. Jessie (kooky ending)
-Lydia vs. Michele plus Natalie & Jeff
Naughty past that may have surprised the producers: 1 - Braden
Shocking true stories: 1 - Chima
'The Soup' mentions: 5 of 6 Fridays
-Wedgie comp + Jessie
-Technotronics (Clip of the Week)
-Lydia stalks Jessie (Clip of the Week)
-Lydia's raccoon & Ronnie's speech
BBQ SMACKDOWN SCORECARD
Big Brother 11
Round 1: BBQ 0, Jeff 0
Big Brother 10
No title events
Big Brother 9 Winter Edition
Round 1: BBQ ½, Ryan 0
Round 2, BBQ ½, Adam 0
Round 3, BBQ ½, Ryan 0
Big Brother 8
Round 1: BBQ 1, Dick 0
Round 2: BBQ ½, Zach 0
Round 3: BBQ 0, Dick 1
Big Brother 7 All-Stars
BBQ training sabbatical
Big Brother 6
Round 1: BBQ 1, Ivette 0
Round 2: BBQ 0, Howie 0
Big Brother 5
Round 1: BBQ 1, Cowboy 1, Drew 0
Round 2: BBQ 1, Drew 0, Diane ½
Round 3: BBQ 1, Cowboy 1, Nakomis 0, CBS 0
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