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9/8/04 - Day 69 >> to the future >> dwell in the past >> latest
We feel the same way, Nakomis
How much duller can they get? No fun, no fights, no nothing! They're tucked in by midnight on a daily basis now, and spend half the day napping.
It's downright freaky how they all pretend nothing's going on among them - that they're not all conspiring at every opportunity and trash-talking whoever isn't in the same room. Prior hamsters have had the courtesy to give unanimous evictees a clue - at least they'd be sure to pack everything.
Today's anticipated drama fizzled.. Karen's attempts to stay after tomorrow were subtle as a brick, and brilliant, but you had to look for them.. and this crew is not the most perceptive bunch. Remember, this is the group that shrugged off a siren-wailing electrocution device to play euchre, and never even questioned why the dumb thing was there in the first place. But there's always some fun to poke, however boring the day.
Overnight burglar report:
Somebody sneezed tonight - twice - all hamsters were present on quads, asleep, and not sneezing
The fun begins at lunch again, with casual movie chat, symbolism so thick it's oozing.. most whooshes over their heads, but Diane catches a clue and starts to get rattled
Karen: Have you ever seen 'Rob Roy'? It's better than 'Braveheart'
Diane: No way!
Karen: It is, cuz you see what's happening and you know everything that came before it.. the guy gets screwed at the end but you saw everything that came before and it's so wrong.. and there's two people in the end who are really in love.. and one good person who didn't screw anyone over..
Diane: I have to see that!
Karen: It made Larry cry, tears streaming down his face..
Drew: So what's carbonation? Is that when oxygen gets into pop?
(Cowboy's picture flies off the wall)
Cowboy: It don't bother me
Drew communes with his color-coded Bible, and then with the fishies.. Diane looks for her new-found religion, with Cowboy as her guide
Drew: What's wrong man? I know what it's like to be caged in
Cowboy: I know it's wrong, but I try to set my parents straight
Diane: I always set my parents straight.. my parents, what a joke
Cowboy: Did you get disciplined a lot growing up?
Diane: No.. the only discipline I got was from the county cops
Tension is thick around the habitat again.. Drew tries out Nik's Nine Inch Nails - which doesn't help.. Big Brother starts freaking out - which does
Drew (about NIN): This is too hardcore for me.. it's like AAAHHHH!!!
Cowboy: Diane and me are laying down
Drew: I'm gonna go lift.. I wanna be proactive around here
Cowboy: I wanna go to the diary room
Big Brother: Nakomis, you haven't been to the diary room yet today
Big Brother: Jase, please go to the diary room
Big Brother: Holly, please go to the diary room
Big Brother: Michael, the diary room is now available
Quick meetings happen all day between naps and mirror-checks.. Karen starts to pack
Drew: I don't want Diane to get scared of us.. do you think I'm paranoid?
Cowboy: I don't know.. it's a possibility
Drew: Whoooh (he's making that whistley-sigh noise constantly lately)
Cowboy: She played us this week.. she'll put us up against Nakomis..
Some things Drew waits to do til everyone else is asleep.. like buzz-trimming his pits
He drops his shorts - twice (one more to come today!).. shaves his famous pubes..
and gets annoyed when Big Brother nags him at the same time Diane rants at him
making relationship counselors everywhere dream of yachts and vacation homes
Drew: You're such a bitch.. you have such a chip on your shoulder - I'm calling you out - 'everybody's against me, everybody hates me'
Diane: It's just like at home.. Lindsey (etc etc etc).. everybody does hate me!
Diane: Have you ever watched Nakomis? All she does is burn holes through my head
Drew: Karen & Nakomis don't sleep together anymore, they sleep in here.. they're like wolves
Diane: My biggest fear is not dealing with Nakomis next week.. my biggest fear is going to sequester next week and dealing with Karen
Diane (whiny): I have chapstick somewhere.. I wonder where it is
Euchre doesn't work for lockdowns like it used to, especially with Diane's nasty mood hanging over them all.. even the stockpiled beer supply doesn't help.. the girls are all snipping at each other - too subtly for the guys to notice - but it's enough to send Diane off to tan by herself.. she sounds remarkably like Holly when she finds a spider along the way.. eventually Drew tags along
Nik (singsong voice): Diane's lost all her marbles (laughs)
Diane: Eewww, there's a spider on it, help! Drew, get it for me! Eeeewwwww!!
Karen: That's a cute shirt.. didn't Holly wear that once?
Big Brother (for no apparent reason): Michael, stop that!
Diane: I started thinking today and I got a real bad headache
Drew: It's nice out here with a beer
Diane: It is.. I don't know why I have one.. I was getting in a bad mood so I got one
(Drew imagines they're on a cruise ship.. Diane can almost smell the sea air)
Cowboy joins them (of course), and Nakomis seems to catch on that it's high time she start some shmoozing.. she asks to join them, then gets louder and more obnoxious the higher she hikes her shirt.. Karen joins and they talk about old tv shows and childhood toys.. Diane pulls out every attention ploy in her huge arsenal but nothing works.. she eventually gives up (!!) and sulks while the rest (mostly Nik) carry on
Diane: I was wearing my red bra but I took it off
(see yesterday's postscript for more of her red bra)
Drew: The Victoria's Secret one?
Cowboy: I read those catalogs
Diane: I don't like Fredrick's of Hollywood, I like Hustler stores better - they have all the sex toys and shit too
Diane: Larry Flynt's brother's son is a good friend of mine.. he's kind of a dirt bag
(they talk about all of them first lining up to meet each other)
Diane: I lied at first and said I was single just to fuck everybody up
Diane: I bet Cowboy isn't very kinky
Cowboy: We've done kinky stuff.. we've fucked in the truck, in the shower, stuff like that.. we'd do it outside if we could.. when it's raining or something
Diane: I think you better go home and do it
Diane: See, my stalker is the manager.. the VIP manager of (somewhere)..
Diane (to Drew): Oops, did you see my boobs? I'm saving that.. you've only got 3 weeks left til you can see my boobs
Then Drew tackles Diane or vice-versa, and they wrestle on the floor for awhile.. Karen & Nik call out from the kitchen "Uh-oh, PDA! PDA!" and all's well with the world again.. Nik gives posture lessons
Nik gives Drew a half-assed pantsing.. another intern's fired when they find a cigarette butt outside.. everyone's pretty drinky by now.. someone decides to have a bench pressing contest.. (sorry about the blurries - quads shots)
Nakomis does a lot, Cowboy does a lot, Drew does a whole bunch - each of them til they can't do another one - Karen does a fair amount, easily.. Diane's sulking around the barbecue but eventually does a few, giggling.. (if tomorrow's HOH comp involves upper body endurance, only Karen & Diane didn't push themselves too far for it.. and only Karen was thinking about that)
What to do? They all go in the hot tub - Nik in a string bikini, showing more skin than we've seen before, and more than many wanted to see - they all mope around some more, all pretending they haven't been trashing everyone else behind their backs
Drew goes in for some damage control, and Diane perks right up with a few rounds of kiss 'n cuddle, wrestling, and chat about wedding plans and backdoor plans
Diane: I feel like I have 3 stray dogs
Diane: One being you
Drew: I'm a stray dog?
Diane: I just can't get away by myself
Drew: This was a fun day, it went quick too
Diane: Ok, me - you - Karen, right? I'm gonna throw in a 'forgive me' too
Diane: I can't stand Cowboy either
Drew: We're almost outta here
Diane: As long as you be nice.. be careful..
Drew: Oh.. that
Diane: Seriously. I'm fragile
Diane: We're gonna let Cowboy have HOH, is that it?
Drew: I'm thinking like here's the deal, the chances of Nakomis winning veto..
(they go through the roster)
Drew: By the way I want to make a point.. how many freaking sets of repetitions did Karen do tonight?
(they go through the roster)
Drew: She's got calves the size of.. way more than my calves, and she does 50 repetitions?
Diane: I hope nobody's gonna have bad feelings afterward, I hope they all know it's game, and can all see I.. we had to do what we had to do
Nekkid Bible study class
Drew gets into bed once again, and tosses his shorts out from under the covers..
Diane crawls in with him.. Drew spoons her from behind while Cowboy reads some Bible to them.. Drew says "I'm naked".. Diane says "You are not!" He says yes, he is.. she gets out shortly after
She tries to peek - but not very hard - Cowboy says he got a flash when Diane got out of bed, and adds "So did that camera"
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