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8/26/04 - Day 56, part 1 >> to the future >> dwell in the past >> latest
>> buzzed? - go to part 2
Sister act hits the road
Natalie's gone, and not a minute too soon.
What started as a great idea quickly turned sour when Ad/Nat divided for a second time into separate beings: Adria and Natalie.
Neither was so bad on her own, but together they were a nasty pair, never letting up their constant yapping about how stupid and horrible all the other hamsters are.
Natalie carried her self-righteousness all the way to Julie's boudoir, saying in her exit interview that the twins' separation into individuals was something that "in the others' psychological standpoint, they couldn't overcome." Nope, that wasn't it, Natalie. After all, two of those who voted you out are twins themselves, and understand well the twin "me-or-we" dilemma. It's just you, Natalie - and the lethal combination that you and Adria together proved to be.
On to happier times, give or take:
Cowboy practices and re-practices his head-of-the-couch farewell speech - with over-the-top sincerity - then continues his gloomy Eeyore act by staring wistfully at the photo wall.. he beats a hasty retreat though when Karen comes out with the vacuum.. Nik & Diane don't let it a little housework disrupt their busy day though..
Thursday afternoon primp-up begins in earnest, each in their own way:
Cowboy lays around, twins plot, Marvin contorts, Nik passes the mirror
They start to pull things together.. and then ugh, more creepy hugs
Drew does his thing, Nik lingers around like a little sister, Diane stuffs her bra
Last nasty looks and final touch-ups, then it's on to Julie
Marvin wins HOH! Yay Marv! Diane shows off her poochy belly..
Diane & Nik name the fishies (been there, done that)
Adria had tried to work Marv for awhile talking golf (it didn't work)
but she has some success crying for Drew..
.. which she reinforces later with a round of chit-chat
Marvin tosses bubbles and wastes no time telling Nik she's safe:
"You got a pass this week - you play balls out against the wall!"
Last night's spider keeps spinning..
Earlier Karen did her toenails "in case they take a closeup of my feet"..
Here you go, Karen!
(Oops! I don't think she prepared for this kind of shot though!)
Somebody makes a very unappetizing-looking burger
Marvin's room is ready and all but Karen gather to hear his letter from home
The funeral director was lit as usual.. We got the new hearse!
We rebuilt the entire emalming room..
(Karen missed it cuz she's clearing out her stuff from the cement room)
Marvin rocks out to Prince (you can too!) and Adria disappears..
The others gather for evening booze delivery
Nakomas: I'm taking 3 beers, but I'm saving one for a hangover beer in the morning
Diane (about Adria): You know what? It's about yourself - you're in here playing a game as yourself, it's about your family
Diane: When wine's warm, it starts to taste like acid
Cowboy: You probably don't want to hear this, but I love having sex when it's rainy
(you're right Cowboy, nobody wants to hear that)
Diane and Drew talk about their plans for the evening..
Drew's discovered a big secret and cleverly confronts Diane with it in a toast
Diane: I'm catching a buzz! We might not be able to sleep together tonight!
Drew: I might piss myself tonight..
(they compare being-peed-on experiences)
Drew: Cheers! .. to the little cardboard cards with numbers on them
Diane: Huh? What cards?
Drew: Over in the drawer
Diane: You know about those?
Nik and Drew scamper over to get them..
Nik explains they're part of the cereal box board-game she was making
Drew returns a lá Mime-Going-Downstairs.. Nik removes her tongue piercing
It turns out we weren't deprived of Savage Junior's burial after all!
Marvin fetches him, places him on the pyre, and they toast to his short life..
It's a full military cremation (he was in the Air Force).. "Death before eviction!"
That lil sucker really burns!
Many beers, much white wine, much red wine,
plus Diane.. a recipe for disaster
At the point most people would go to bed to sleep it off, our drunks decide to cook up some Mexican food.. it goes downhill from there
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