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Today's must-click special: Grin's BB5 Park Day 27

7/28/04 - Day 27       >> to the future     >> dwell in the past     >> latest

What an afternoon & evening in the house! These are the kind of days that make people say "what do you watch that crap for?"

The boys cheer on nice-boy Drew in a beer drinking challenge from a vase


Will describes giving on-the-job enemas and suppositories
(just giving? nahhh I won't go there.. too easy)

Nakomas talks about cow's tongue: "Cook it and take off the taste buds, and it
tastes like roast beef. You can also eat cow's cheeks!" Diane is not amused.


Scott illustrates how he'd do a girl in the kitchen

Scott: Lean her back like this for better penetration.. utensils are gonna be a part of this.. position-wise..
Holly: Is this a woman? or a blow-up doll?
Scott: And then I'd do some of this, with her leg up like so.. and then.. about an hour of this (picking Holly up and wrapping her legs around him)
Ad/Nat: I'm getting hot!
Scott: That's one type of date

Karen's feeling "squishy and poofy" - Scott and Will enter the hamster cocoon phase

A neck massage from Cowboy perks up Ad/Nat enough to bust a move in a
big way, embarrassing a very drunk Drew and enticing Cowboy to show her
his own ummm.. funky moves


And finally, Diane primps for her date with Drew, but then climbs on Marvin(!) and gives him a back rub <blink> Ok, then she makes her way to HOH and the tipsy Drew, where the pillow talk was less than inspired (and no, they didn't do it.. some folks say there was some handjob action, but I didn't catch it, dammit!)

Diane: I had to give Marvin a massage.. I owed him..
Diane: I am the innocent here.. with chest pains..
Diane: I'd give you a massage, but I don't know how
(kiss kiss)
Drew: mmmmm
Diane: Don't you wish we weren't in this house?
Drew: No
Drew: If we ever had some light in here I could kiss you right in the middle of your lips
Diane: Try it
Drew: Ok, this will be funny
(kiss kiss, giggle)
Drew: So how often do you shave your legs?
(undercovers kissing, now & then Drew comes up gasping for air)
Drew: This is my last nite in the room!
Diane: In the ho room, with your baby ho. Hopefully I'll have it tomorrow
(moaning & writhing under the duvet.. they are going at it.. and then..)
Drew: This is crazy!
(a few seconds later they are talking about birthdays)
Drew: To be terribly honest, I'm frightened of you, so we're on the same page
Diane: You keep me on my toes by just ignoring me thru the day
(kiss kiss)
Diane: I'm trying to think of the last guy I kissed
Drew: Holy fuck!! You scared the shit outta me! I thought you were down there

I'm treating them as one person for now, since that's how they're being fed to us. Ad/Nat lost ground with the endless waterworks after being nominated, but made up for it by being CBS's prime tease, and by dancing up a storm in the kitchen.

This guy just gets better & better. Idiot savant or just idiot, it doesn't matter. He knows he's the butt of a lot of jokes, but he keeps coming back for more (you couldn't find a better sport when it comes to pantsing.) Cowboy's a walking example of not taking oneself so seriously - we could all learn something from him.

Whiney, bitchy, self-centered, volatile, and determined to play the Victim. And most of all, bitter. She's taking credit for the anti-Holly sentiments in the house and she's still gotta play "poor me"! She's got nothing to back up her tough chick/femme fatale persona, yet she keeps on with it - maybe she thinks it's attractive? We need more Diane shenanigans!

Frat boy beer chugs; 4th grade boy/girl convo with Diane in bed; puppy dogging his boys and whining for Jase to spend more time with them; and more HOH tears than all the Big Brother drama queens of the past.. all with Bible verse. This pretty boy may outgrow adolescence eventually and won't have to shout "I've got balls!" anymore to try to convince us.

Holly's day is numbered: she is probably going home tomorrow. She'd make me crazy in life, but as a hamster she is perfection. Ditzy, cute, annoying, whiney; equally stereotypical and unique, Holly has been too much fun getting to know!

He's got game, he's got friends, and he's got mirror-face. He seems like a good guy all around, in spite of his arrogance and odd hygiene habits. He's funny as hell, and he fell in love on live tv - can't beat that with a stick!

I dunno what to make of Karen. She seems smart and fun, and she seems whiney and irritating too. One thing she does is talk too much - she'll make her point 100 times and then start over. I'll figure out what I think of her eventually.

Marvin is the man! Not only does he talk the best smack in town, he maneuvered the boys into evicting Lori and Holly, and he has Diane fascinated (don't be fooled by her cries of "harassment" - she is loving it!) This guy is smooth, let's keep him around.

Jennifer/Nakomas was put in as part of the shocking DNA twist, which tanked, and now she's just the resident weirdo. She may be the smartest person in there, but she's dull - never a good quality for a weirdo.

Obnoxious, juvenile, crude, vulgar, and hilarious. Not as dumb as he looks either. His main weakness is being jealous of his buddies having girlfriends, but now that Holly's gone, we can get back to pointing 'n laughing.

Will isn't doing his job as the token gay guy - he never flutters or frolics or throws a hissy fit. He's like gay people in real life - where's the fun in that? He seems sharp and occasionally funny, so there's still hope for him.

Tuesday's show was the best editing yet, catching all the best moments of all the best fights. But as usual, the live show was uninspired and biased, and left out some pivotal (and hysterical) moments. And Julie has either been cured of her eating disorders or she's pregnant.. but she's still wearing the same size clothes as before. Julie, get a grip - they're too damn tight!

This year's Lisa, but without her luck.

xThe Don
Smart or not, he was first out: 'nuff said. Fold your arms and go home.

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