April 6, 2008 - Day 59 (or 60)
>> Adam is Head of Household - Sharon & James are nominated <<
No more Mr. Nice Guy|
Sheila came off the block and James went on it, and his day of being a nice guy and a citizen is over: he's not going to go quietly
He laid into Natalie about gaining weight, and for not working with him.. Natalie yelled back.. Sharon stayed uninvolved as usual.. so did Sheila, after confirming with James that she's okay with him this time.. James told her she's "more than welcome" to console Natalie
James said Diary hates him for always being nekkid and masturbating.. they talked about pool makeout orgy night and Sheila claimed she didn't see it, saying she was "upstairs with Allison"
Smackdown Round 3
Yep, the metal menace attacked again, already
James started this round by pulling out a few parts for cleaning, with much banging & clanging and harsh scraping, reviving bad memories of last season's Smackdown finale, and the grill flared at him in retaliation.. tuna steaks became another community event, and when most of them left, Natalie was flared at too.. Ryan reached in, and recoiled in pain "It's hot! It's hot!"
Normally you'd say doh, if you stick your hand into fire, it's gonna hurt.. but we know Ryan was lured to do it.. fortunately he didn't actually get burned: it was just a case of hot-hand, but it upped Ryan's cumulative losses from a half-point to a full one
Round 3, The Singe final score: BBQ ½, Ryan 0
They ate together without incident, and Natalie was the one to sit off by herself this time.. the lid was lowered on the grill and its knobs were turned off, and it quietly awaits its next victim
If this site is becoming more about a barbecue and less about hamsters than it should, that's because they don't do much worth noting anymore.. the grill does
Sharon did some more of whatever it is she keeps doing - campaigning? It's hard to tell.. Adam gave us a shout-out, and then entwined himself with Sheila & Natalie for sex chat in the spa
Sorry, nothing today.. catch up on prior videos in the forum, linked top & bottom of every page
Daily ratings - 1,000 words edition
No ratings today: the pics speak for themselves
'Big Brother 9' was pre-empted again on Sunday in favor of another episode of midseason replacement 'The James Zinkand Show'. On this episode, our hero showed his ability to sob on cue again, and comic sidekick Adam fell for it again, like he did for the former Drama Queen's phony tears last week. The wacky Little Old Lady also had a few more emotional, gut-wrenching scenes, as did the blankie-toting, lip-chewing extra, Whatzername. The Pizza Dude extra had his first strategy scene, confusing all the food industry sponsors who demanded their money back. This episode has been nominated for an Emmy for Best Achievement in Editing for the creative use of alternative time sequencing, airbrushing certain people out of scenes (since they were supposedly gone when the scenes supposedly took place), and for cutting the Pizza Dude's miscued appearance and glossing over the most key of key phrases during the meltdown sequence: 'I promise I won't use the veto'. The best part of watching this show was the spat overheard in the house of the people who stream the show for the Westies.
Paired with Sheila
HEAD OF HOUSEHOLD
Paired with Chelsia
Paired with Matt
Jen's boyfriend Paired with Allison
Paired with Jacob (her ex) Joshuah
Paired with Adam
Paired with Neil Sharon
He put on costumes and breakfast shows, and did hot tub monologues, praying & sobbing aloud. He exploded viciously on Amanda & Allison, and about Sheila & Natalie (usually focused on genitalia), but he left the guys alone except James, who he c-blocked & puppy-dogged. He had lots of schemes to save himself but used them up early, and his huge drama potential fell short when we needed it most. He had the only Diary restraining order I know of: 5 feet away from Allison.
Won: $21,000 Vegas trip
Paired with James
Sometimes a spitfire who gave us good fights & fireworks but she laid around with James way too much, which was her undoing and ours. She'll be remembered for feedmasters' attempts to protect her, strip/lap dance/makeout night, having sex, raunchy stories, a colorful vocabulary, getting smashed, smashing everyone's Easter eggs, and for going out with the nasty speeches they all threaten but rarely follow through with.
Paired with Natalie
America's Playa came on strong, prepared to showmance his way through all the girls and into the money. That didn't work out but he was fun to have around and he usually kept things light amid the chaos. He brought BJs to the feeds and made Bibles fun in there. Despite the fact that he's a pig, he has some good qualities too and he kinda grows on you.
Paired with Ryan
She called it manipulation - I call it emotional blackmail with a lot of 'poor me' thrown in. One of the most delusional hamsters ever (and that's saying something), she's the poster girl for Can Dish It Out But Can't Take It. She did give us some confrontation doozies and fireworks deluxe but trust her, like one million percent, she does not care.
Revive-a-Hamster winner & loser
Paired with Amanda
He started out looking like he was on board with Matt's showmance plan and CBS picked up that angle, but then we got to know a bright, charismatic, and goofy guy who had everything going for him in there except his partner. His diplomacy was remarkable and he might have gone the distance, but he went out as another casualty of 'Til Death Do You Part'.
Paired with Alex
She began with hysterics & drama and was at the center of the biggest BB fight ever, but she went out with more of a whimper than a bang. Her moods dropped as fast as her blood sugar but to her credit, she rebounded just as fast. She & Allison had dual 911 events, but Amanda's collapse brought unexpected (and uniformed) guests into the habitat and onto the air.
Ryan's girlfriend/Paired with Parker
She & Ryan could have gone far if she hadn't opened her mouth in the first days. She made loads of enemies in a short time and took Parker down with her. She'll be remembered for super-quickie sex in the bathroom and a rash on her backside.. hmm, coincidence?
Paired with Jen
He was good watching at first til he gave up and went on strike. He bounced back a bit at the end but his doom came early when partner Jen couldn't keep her trap shut about her & Ryan. She had to go, and he was just the innocent bystander casualty. 'I'm sick of people's dumbass assinine ass comments' might be Line of the Season.
Paired with Joshuah
He left suddenly and mysteriously but wrote on his MySpace that he didn't leave for health reasons, and that he won't be back. He seems like a good guy and I wish him well.. he's probably lucky he got out when he did, unscathed.
Paired with Sharon (his ex)
Gone before the feeds kicked in: he didn't even make an appearance. All that potential for rehashing their breakup and/or a jealous rage up in smoke. To make it worse, he & Sharon didn't even get an exit interview in Julie's boudoir - how rude!
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Adam is Head of Household
Sharon & James are nominated
A very good chance of fights
Tuesday, April 8 at 9pm: veto comp, veto meeting, assorted dramas
Sunday's show placed second with a 4.0 rating and 7 share, behind 'Extreme Makeover: Home Edition' on ABC with 6.10/10.
Nobody's on slop
If there is a double eviction or 'fast forward' it will probably be this week.
They didn't show the jury house last summer til the night Jameka (4th place) was evicted and the final HOH comp started. Why so late? It's in the US, probably Palm Springs area, and its location will be figured out as soon as it airs.
The HOH of the Final 4 can participate in the following HOH comp.
That Final 3 HOH comp is in three parts. The first is an intense endurance. The two who don't win that compete in Part 2. The winners of Part 1 and Part 2 then compete in Part 3 for the HOH title. Whoever wins it just evicts someone (no noms or votes), therefore choosing who they'll go up against for the jury vote to decide the winner.
Finale is April 29 but 'subject to change'
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BBQ SMACKDOWN SCORECARD
Round 1, The Teaser: BBQ ½, Ryan 0
Round 2, The Stinger: BBQ 1, Adam 0
Round 3, The Singe: BBQ ½, Ryan 0
Sex: 7x (3 Jen/Ryan; 4 James/Chelsia)
Oral: 4x (all Natalie/Matt)
Sex tallies are minumums, based on overwhelming circumstantial evidence
Self-servicers: 3 (James, Adam, Matt)
Makeout session pairings: 4
Nekkid makeout pool orgy: 1
Nekkid party favor: 3
(Natalie, James, Chelsia)
Nekkid party trick: 2 (James, Natalie)
Ambulance rides: 2 (Amanda, Allison)
Rodent bites: 1 (Ryan)
OB Incidents: 1 (Ryan/Adam)
Returned evictees: 3
(Sharon, Ryan, James)
Revive-a-Hamster vote hoaxes: 1
Major fights: too many to count
Chelsia abortion/baby mentions after Diary said one more and she's out: 2
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