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|8/15/05 - Day 44
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Jennifer went through with it and put up Kaysar
Howie takes the opportunity to go off on April as promised.. it's a joy to behold
See today's link of the day for video
and for TD's BB6 Park version
Howie: Nobody's bothered to put you up yet cuz you're not worth nominating
April: It was a group decision, it's not just me!
Howie: Bullshit! You're gonna sit here for six weeks for minumum fucking wage!
Howie: You and your fat husband and your ugly dog
April: You look like a fucking idiot
Janelle: At least he doesn't look like a fucking liar
Howie: Did I break a BB rule yet? No, good
Howie: You're going out next week when I get HOH, and I will
April: I don't care!
Howie: You're a waste of a nomination and a vote! You're stuck here with me or you're stuck in sequester with me with no cigarettes
April: I don't care! I'm not here for the money!
It's nothing the rest of us haven't wanted to tell April for weeks - she's the only one in there I've seen no support or fans for - Kaysar keeps saying "shut up Howie" and finally guides him away but Howie continues ranting.. Rachel keeps saying "stop it Howie".. Janelle asks for her nail file back.. Maggie says nothing until it's over "that was mean"
Afterward in the many retellings it becomes Kaysar had to hold Howie back from hitting April, and Rachel was smiling through it all
Ivette shows up when it's over, conveniently.. last week's Evict Ivette Plan is danced around again, to no avail - the skewed lie version is a done deal now
Kaysar: I got here, I got a hug, I got thrown into a box.. I gave it to the girl cuz she was crying
April tells it over & over in HOH - the more she says she doesn't care, the more she cries.. the story and what was said begins to escalate
April: Janelle's just laughing her ass off, and Howie's like this in my face
April: I was afraid of him, I thought he was gonna hit me
April: Janelle's laughing and Rachel's smiling all through it
Howie's got no problems with what happened - he said last night he was going to do this - Jennifer's got no problem either, she's "turned the house upside down" just like she wanted.. Kaysar & Janelle see it all pragmatically.. Rachel is mostly silent, but she likes Janelle's shoes
Howie: If there was a competition stepping on ants she'd lose
Kaysar: I take it as a compliment, America liked the way I play enough to vote me back.. they're so afraid of the way I play they're voting me out again
Janelle: I'm gonna be the buxom blonde all over this house now
Janelle: when you're a buxom blonde you have to change your outfit periodically
James crawls out from whatever rock he's been hiding under and acts like he's above it all.. Ivette keeps buying it, or pretending to.. Jenn acts all buddy buddy with them
James: It's a holy war, everyone believes their side is right.. there's no winners, only survivors
Howie pops his head into the gym where the coven has gathered and sets them all off again.. April follows Ivette & James into the bedroom and continues ranting how she doesn't care - James obviously doesn't either
She's obviously forgotten how karma, the golden rule, etc work - she's done nothing but put everyone down viciously since she got there, each of them one by one - she just can't believe someone has the nerve to do it back to her, and in the open
The wonder support team has somehow left her alone - they're probably tired of it already - she goes sobbing into the bathroom, praying.. audio cuts to fishie gurgles but we're treated to her feet as she sits on the can feeling sorry for herself, for finally having gotten what she dishes out so easily.. (but remember, she doesn't care)
The quality of the feeds blows and we get hours of fishies but it's a good round when it comes.. sorry, no pics but see today's links for TD's BB6 Park version
Apparently they had their halfway pizza party tonight - timing is everything!
Everyone's a little drinky.. Janelle starts shouting to April, Jennifer & Beau "Golddigging slut! Whore! Hey Jennifer, isn't it weird trying out for 5 seasons in a row? Do you really think you'll break into the business like this?" April says to the crones "I can't say s-l-u-t or w-h-o-r-e cuz of my job" (I guess all her tales of her oral & anal escapades, her many tampon problems, and her nasty namecalling are ok with work).. April comes into the pimp room and lays hands on Kaysar
April: What's wrong with these people?
Kaysar: How could you watch Jennifer lie like that?
April: I don't want to give you any false hope but I promise to you that things will get reevaluated
Kaysar: April, how could you? James, who said so many bad things to you, and I crouched down on my knees for you
Jennifer & Maggie come to the door - the shouting carries
Kaysar: What's going on?
Jennifer: Just words
Maggie: Can we call it a night? And everyone separate? Kaysar, can you help me separate everyone?
Aftermath: Beau's pissy cuz Janelle called him black and a whore.. James is right in there, loving it.. April says Howie's got some nerve trying to date 18 year olds "he's a pedophile".. Beau continues his slow burn
April picks up Howie's picture and chucks it downstairs.. even Jennifer knows this is out of bounds and goes to pick it up, alerting Maggie on the way
Maggie & James head outside where she folds her arms & scowls as he tries to bullshit his way into the weeks ahead.. the bell rings and it's time for Round 3
Janelle & Howie walk by - she's got her Netflix prize card around her neck
She says "James, Maggie, please evict me"
They meet Ivette inside - Janelle goes to her knees begging, sorta
Janelle: Ivette I'm begging you, evict me
Ivette: You don't want to go to sequester Janey?
Janelle: No! God no!!
Janelle: Just evict me
Ivette: You and your plasma tv, huh?
Janelle: Yes! Just get rid of me, it's my time Ivette
Ivette: We'll talk about it tomorrow
Janelle follows Ivette around the house, then back to the kitchen - April's sitting on the stairs all this time
Howie starts in on her again - he says she's the Busted Blonde now but Janelle's still the Buxom Blonde.. Ivette tries to run interference but April gets a couple shots off (about his finger? I didn't know he had a finger problem).. Jennifer's walking around like none of this has anything to do with her, and like her partner isn't getting attacked.. Janelle keeps saying "evict me!"
Howie: You fucked with the wrong houseguest April, whatever it fucking takes!
Howie: Just another fucking day in the Big Brother house and I love it.. GAME THE FUCK ON!!
Aftermath of this round is lots more fishies - maybe Janelle & Beau shoved each other, I didn't see it - the reactions upstairs and down are quite different
Ivette comforts April & her thighs, but April starts over when the others arrive.. she's back to spelling "I can't say p-u-s-s-y or w-h-o-r-e or I'll lose my job! How dare he attack my dog! and my husband!" Jennifer doesn't seem too concerned about any of it
BB makes them separate to their corners - lights out at 11 for these naughty kids.. Janelle & her crotch read Bible stories to Howie, then she visits Rachel, James & Kaysar next door, and Kaysar comes back to visit
Janelle: I was reading the Bible in between courses
Janelle: Trash talking
Kaysar: You sure wound them up
Janelle: Want me to read some more?
Rachel: You could read Sodom & Gomorrah
Janelle: No offense but I like trash talking better
It's practically a perfect day in the habitat and then Beau tops it off by puking in his angry nest on the HOH floor.. he brushes his teeth while Ivette showers (I think she caught a little splash).. he pukes a few more times for good measure
Pic on left courtesy of Amy's Bus Ticket at BB Chatter/BB Screencaps
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