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Still no blood (Tuesday)

Finally they fight (Monday)

Anticlimax, twice

Ratings - Fizzled Again edition

No cameras on Daniele for two - count 'em TWO Daniele-centric confrontation convos in the same day? Really? Not to mention the still-strobing fishies, palms and/or control room all the time, and blocking things like conversation about the Gideons and their Bibles for no reason. Hey, I didn't sign a waiver either but they keep talking about me.. oh wait, that's a good thing. Nevermind. PS I am not paying Adam, I don't know Adam, and I never heard of Adam until BB13 started. Don't believe everything you hear on the feeds.
Paired with Dominic NOMINATED He's still on the block but he's got a comfy seat there, at least as of now. He's starting to learn his role, which is comic relief and all-around nice guy, superfan but not mastermind. But he needs to learn to keep quiet during intense game convos as he always looks and sounds guilty even when he isn't.	Paired with Rachel Sunday night's sex event was even more distasteful than usual since he barely finished telling off Rachel before she did him and got nothing for herself. But that's between the two of them, as is their whole loopy relationship. It's his grandiose (and often faulty) lecturing everyone about the game and everyone in it and his sheer sense of entitlement that make me want to slap him. Put a sock in it, bub.
Paired with Shelly She started off okay and had Dominic in her pocket, but Shelly befriended her so well that when they were both nominated, Cassi just laid down and died. She complained a lot, failed to fulfill her catfight potential, and was the third model in a row to be booted out second. She had the best Mirror-Face since BB5/7 Jase.	Paired with Dick GOLDEN KEY TICKET She kind of earned ups for her morning confrontation with Brendon, especially since voices were raised and words like 'stupid' were tossed around a lot. But she had no camera on her so she's neutralized by default - blame Production. Also she failed to react properly for the midnight meeting, but I do have to give her credit for telling them she never talks game in her overnight chats and 'I swear on my life I've never talked game to Lawon' with a straight face.
Paired with Daniele We haven't had a premiere night no-show since BB9 Jacob, and we haven't had a mysterious early exit since BB9 Neil. These pairs twist seasons just seem to complicate things for production. No real word yet on why Dick's gone (and there may never be) but he sure was looking rough in the premiere.	Paired with Adam NOMINATED He's threatening to tell Rachel & Brendon tomorrow that Shelly's in with Jeff & Jordan, but he talks big a lot and he never follows through. He also spills a lot of secrets all the time, and doesn't realize 'don't tell anyone I told you this' doesn't mean squat in there. And he needs to learn Porsche's name is two syllables, not one. Stick a fork in him, he's done.
Paired with Jordan He failed to escalate his two run-ins with Dominic to proper levels but at least he tried. He also cut off Brendon's incessant yapping and called the Meeting to order with 'So where are you at, Daniele?' But most of all, he had some great one-liners in all three events, and that's what we need from him. He has been acting like he complained Russell, Jessie, etc were during BB11 before he was given the Coup de Jeff and it all turned around: it'll be interesting if he flip-flops back to a losing streak this season.	Paired with Jeff She didn't participate much in any of the day's major events, even though she's a card-carrying member of the HB4 and so technically she was at the center of them. I shouldn't even mention again how the BB11 winner's ears were sore & green from cheap/fake earrings because I took a beating on Twitter for that one - hey, she said it! Some folks totally lose their sense of humor when it comes to BB. On the plus side, I didn't hear any gross-out TMI stories from her today.
Paired with Lawon She's another one who doesn't know when it's time to lay low: all she keeps doing is reminding them all she's there and waiting her turn to shake hands with Julie. She's been mouthing off about most of them, including telling Dominic & Lawon 'if I open that door, I'm socking her' when they wondered if Shelly was eavesdropping (she wasn't - she doesn't need to), and then being all sweet to Shelly a few minutes later. Those concerned about how much she eats might start urging her to have seconds now, since Brendon said she & Lawon have to go because "they eat all our food".	Paired with Porsche He claimed to be a fan since BB1 but even watching only CBS, he clearly wasn't paying attention: who throws a veto comp when they're on the block? He went in with a clearly outlined womanizing strategy which failed miserably, he set off another BB Weinergate, and he panicked himself right out the door.
Paired with Kalia Ruffles, an eggbeater and a 'fro: need I say more? Not to mention his expressions of stifled shock when Brendon, on yet another power-trip, pointlessly threatened him with re-noms this morning. Lawon's on a lot of hit lists but there are many others in line ahead of him and that's good. He does all his gaming on the sly, late at night, usually with those who say they don't trust him at all yet they keep spilling secrets to him.	Paired with Keith GOLDEN KEY Like, who?
Paired with Brendon HEAD OF HOUSEHOLD She was uncharacteristically silent for today's shenanigans which is very different, but see Brendon: if he's beaten her down enough that she's turned her game 100% over to him, that's between them. Despite sitting out the fights, let alone escalating them like she usually does, she earns very easy ups for jabbing Brendon in his owie knees when they were about ready to do the slurpydurp tonight, causing him to wail in pain and turn away from her.	Paired with Cassi GOLDEN KEY Even though they're catching on to her, I think most of it's more suspicion than actual knowledge and she still owns them all. Even if not, they all have bigger fish to fry, namely the HB4+Daniele. She had the Ultimate Line of the Day today with 'I know my role' and she does.. if only the rest of them did.

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