Dingo's Hamster Watch - Big Brother 12

I don't care who wins, I'm just here for the cheap entertainment.. the cheaper, the better

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This site is about the Big Brother 12 feeds and contains spoilers! It isn't necessarily thorough: it's what I catch and/or what interests me. It also isn't necessarily about who will win, who should win, who's cute or who's horrid. It's about watching hamsters: who's doing what and why, who's fun and who's dull. If they aren't entertaining, get rid of 'em! Thanks for encouraging my behavior.

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UPCOMING EVENTS
Next CBS show is Thursday 8pm: Live eviction, live HOH comp, assorted dramas

Julie flirts with Craig Ferguson on 'Late Late Show' Wednesday
Pandora's Box will return
Some stabo HAVOC may return with it - see below
BB11 Jeff Schroeder will probably be showing up at some point for a cross-promo opp for his CBS webshow

RATINGS WATCH
Wednesday's show won the hour with 6.9 million viewers, 4.1 rating and 7 share, just ahead of 'Minute to Win It' on NBC with 6.7/3.8/7, 'So You Think You Can Dance' on FOX with 6.1/3.6/7, and two 'The Middle' reruns on ABC with 4.2/2.7/5. 'Big Brother 12' also won the 18-49 demographic.

Rating = % of all TV households
Share = % of households watching TV

AMERICA'S CHOICE
Who do you want to be the new staboteur to WREAK HAVOC? Winner will be announced on August 8 show.
Voting has ended

FAQ
Two hour finale is September 15

The first 'evil' from Pandora's Box will be the option for the stabo to return. If viewers' first choice to be staboteur has been evicted, second vote getter will be given the option to WREAK HAVOC.

The second saboteur will win $20k if he or she lasts two weeks undetected. He or she will address the hamsters on August 8 show, and his or her identity will be revealed to them on the finale.

Annie & Monet have apparently been sprung from sequester so we won't have Revive-a-Hamster after all.

The saboteur was Annie. She'd have won $50k if she lasted five weeks undetected.

Have-Nots have their own room again, cold showers again, slop again, plus popcorn, plus additional food items decided by viewer votes.

Nobody knows why Paolo isn't there.

The winner of BB12 will win $500k and 2nd place gets $50k. Hamsters earn $750 a week including pre-show hotel and jury sequester.

The habitat has 52 cameras and 95 microphones.

The recorded Big Brother in-house announcements are the voice of producer Don Wollman.

All feeds stay on one 'scene' when someone's in Diary.

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August 4, 2010 - Day 33

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Smile for the camera

As usual, they all came out of their comas for a few minutes to ham it up and look like they're a fun, lively group for picture-taking time

Today's was a little different than most: they used up most of the camera's memory to take a video starring Ragan in Rachel's clip-on hair, going on & on about "Vegas! Vegas! Vegas!".. it was very funny and a total slam against Rachel, but she didn't seem to notice.. after all, any attention is attention

Not surprisingly, most went back to comas after the camera.. they were locked inside all day

For the record

This cap has only been put here to prove that Kathy isn't a miseryguts or horizontal 100% of the time - just 99%.. I'm not sure what she was laughing about but it didn't last long before she was back to her usual gloomy, laying around self

It was another slow day overall and being locked in didn't help.. they did revive a bit around dinnertime like they often do when the CBS show's on, but it didn't last either.. Enzo started teaching Lane some Italian, Kristen gave Hayden a shave & a haircut, Britney & Ragan kept up the comedy, and Brendon crashed the latest Rachel/Britney bubble bath.. he swears he'll win HOH tomorrow - he also started calling Matt names (behind his back, of course)

Kristen finally seemed resigned to leaving, as she should, since the last few seasons have set the tradition that the costume winner is always evicted, in costume

Things are starting to crack in there - see how it really happens
before CBS gets hold of it and turns it into something else for the air show

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Daily Ratings - All Rachel, All the Time 2.0 special edition

Ratings are based on Rachel

Instead of wasting time on a days-old Rachel/Brendon fight on Wednesday's show, they should have run the 'I AM VEGAS!' doozy even though it followed the veto meeting - they've never worried much about proper sequencing before, and it'll be hard to fit that in on Thursday's live show. They definitely should have included the four-way handshake agreement to Final Four, however hollow it was. Brendon proved himself the worst comp host ever, and the tacked-on pinball sound effects were cute but overblown. For an episode revolving around Britney and her veto, there wasn't nearly enough Diary from her. I honestly can't see why anyone would watch this trainwreck of a show if they weren't invested in the feeds. For a much more entertaining version of that veto comp, Flashback to 8/4 1:37am F3, sit back and enjoy.
He's MY MAN and he looovvveeeees me so much! He gets made at me sometimes but that's ok b.c. it means he loves me anyway my booboo can't get REALLY mad at me b.c. I'm so HAWTTTT!!! you no its true I AM THE STAR of Big Brother 12 and its the BEST SEASON EVER WE ARE ALL STARS!!!!!!!!!! He just needs to learn to love the VEGAS IN ME yo!! and he will when he comes to VEGAS and sees me in acshion WOOOOOOO!!!! I just know he's gonna win HOH tommoro and than we can get rid of somebody else trying to come between me and MY MAN!!!! he's so cute when he paints my toes for me. slurpysexxxy xoxo	Won: $10 I HATED that little bitch once but now we're besties she's so funneeee!!!! I like bubblebathing with her b.c. it makes my boobs look bigger. If she tries to get between me and MY MAN I WILL CUT HER!!!!!!!! but I dont think she will. Will she???? Wait a minute why is she all nice to me all of a sudden??? OMG OMG OMG I HATE HER and her stupid VETO!!!!!!!!!!!
Won: 42" 3D TV I dont see him much b.c. I avoid him b.c. he's like always making jokes that I DON'T GET!!! like he's sposed to be funny or what??? I cant even understand how he TAWKS!! get it? I spselled TAWKS like he TAWKS lolololol WHOSE FUNNY NOW???	Won: 24 18 hours solitary NOMINATED See that sign there NOMINATED? THAT WAS ME I NOMINNATED HIM!! I'm the star its part of my dutee as HOH to nomminate two people for evicton. I dont trust him b.c. I cant see him under all that HAIR!! And he talks funny but not like Enzo funny just funny know what I mean??? he's showmancing with Kristin but they dont think we know about it HELLO! ANDREW TOLD EVRYONE ABOUT YOU TWO!!! OBVI we all know. ME AND MY MAN are the only SHOMANCE on this show so one of them must GO!!!!!!!!!!!! and I did it b.c. I'm the star.
OMG SHE'S SO OLD it freeks me out!! all she does is sleep ALL THE TIME b.c. thats what happens when you get old. Ill never get old like her cuz I AM VEGAS!!!!! and VEGAS is like always young and HAWT!! like me. I hate her. she has cute cloths and makeup for an old lady.	Won: $100, 1 week wig & catsuit NOMINATED THAT WIG OMGOMG OMG she looks rediculus!! (sp) the hippytard looks ok on her but i really wanted to like ware it but Brendon wouldnt let me win it!!!!!!!! my boobs would be better in it then hers b.c. hers are too little. BUT THAT WIG OMG she's so icky once she was my bestie but no more I HATE HER!!!!!!! I get what I want b.c. I'm the star. she's done. I hope.
Won: $1,000 I found out who he is this week b.c. the Dee-Arr told me about him and showed me his pic. I dont like him. He is like a boy I knew in 2nd grade? he used to tease me? and pull my hair? so Lane is like him but what kind of name is Lane anyways? Thats like a STREET not a name!!! I dont like him so I dont talk to him its that easy. I can do that b.c. I AM THE STAR!!!!!!!!!!! and he isnt. at least he doesnt smell funnt.	Won: $1 I used to like him a lot and I promised him safety from me and MY MAN but now MY MAN hates him so do i. I tried to look at his tatoos once but I dont get it there isnt a single tatoo pic of VEGAS OR MGM OR MIRAGE I mean WHATS THE POINT!!! It doesnt matter if i promissed safety to him b.c. ITS A GAME GET IT?!! and it's CRAZZZEEEEE up in hear!!!!!!!!!!
Won: $5,000 HEAD OF HOUSEHOLD ABOUT TIME WE FINALLY GET TO ME!!! I should be 1st b.c. I AM THE STAR ask anyone. Tommorow I get to talk to Julie Chun FINALLY she didnt have enough time for me last time i was HOH but thats ok b.c. i am HOH again!!! in case you didnt no. Julie Chun is pretty HAWT but she better not try to come between me and MY MAN or Ill have to evict her like I evicted Annie and Money and Andrew and Kristin b.c. they tried to do that YOU DONT DO THAT!!!!!!! i luv my fans xoxo PS I ALMOST FORGOT I HAVE 5 THOUSAND DOLLARS WOOOOO!!! PARRRTTYYYY INNN VEGGAASSSSS BAYBEEEE!!!! i am vegas	Won: Veto ticket I think he's still hear b.c. I saw him outside last time we were out there WHICH WAS LIKE A WEAK AGO!! but maybe he got evicted. I'm like not sure. WAIT I FORGOT HE WORE MY HAIR TODAY so he IS stll hear WHEW that was cRAZEEEEE thinking he was gone when he's not HA HA!!! thats how it is in hear it's CRAZZYYYY!!!! I think he's gay.
He promised chaos and delivered on that, leaving them and us wondering what he was up to most of the time. He was a good early guess for the staboteur but he WREAKED more HAVOC just by being himself. He was early-to-bed & early-to-rise so I missed a lot of what he did, but he brought some Orthodox education, travel companion/fingerbang stories, and he made lots of threats to make good tv that didn't pan out until his final moments.	Won: $10,000 She promised princessy but failed to deliver, opting instead for poor-me tears, complaints about being fat, and a lot of moping around. But she wasn't all doom & gloom: she rode the slip 'n slide and made fun of her keep-warm sleeping layers, and she was Britney's #1 mean girl cohort. She tried out for ANTM and might have fared better there, as they wouldn't have flashed her boobies.
13-DAY STABOTEUR She turned her nomination into the House of Annie and wheedled everyone for days, to no avail. She promised catfights with Britney and Rachel but nothing came of it, leaving her in the 'Who?' category for future BB trivia, even including her stabotage. She's lucky she went early: she might have cracked bad and the chops would get really brutal.	Paolo Aviles 30 - Unemployed real estate agent Somewhere Lucky #14 got away before the season began without any secrets exposed or embarrassing incidents to live forever on the web. Her dirty laundry will remain in the hamper, but boobies fans will be forever disappointed and wonder 'what if?'

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LINES OF THE DAY

From the show
Britney: You're a homo sapien, Brendon, you're not a wizard

Rachel: Why are you so grouchy in the morning?
Brendon: I'm not grouchy! I'm thinking about something!

Enzo: I want to know paparazzis by their first name after this

Enzo watching their video: You can tell we've all cracked

Brendon: Matt's a fuckin slimeball

Kathy: We got the devil upstairs working in the devil's den

Enzo: There's nothing like your own nut musk

Big Brother: Matt, please don't play with your microphone wire
Enzo: That means stop scratching your nuts

Britney: I just hope we walk out there and it's a big Scantron and it's a standardized test

LINKS OF THE DAY

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EXTRACURRICULAR TALLY

Nominee speech scorcher: 1 Andrew

Makeout pairings: 2
Brendon & Rachel
Hayden & Kristen

Sex event pairings: 2
Brendon & Rachel
Hayden & Kristen

House meetings: 2

Major fights: 3
Andrew vs Kristen
Andrew vs everyone
Rachel vs Kristen

Deaths: 4 fishies

'The Soup' mentions: 3 of 4 shows
-Intro & Britney's flaming homosexuals
-Rachel the waitress chemist
-Matt's wife's fake illness

'The View' mentions: 1
-Matt's wife's fake illness

Pap smear incidents: 1 Andrew & Annie

Pre-season connections: 3
Hayden & BB4/7 Erika
Rachel & BB2/7 Boogie
Matt & BB8 Joe

Absentee hamsters: 1 Paolo

BBQ SMACKDOWN SCORECARD

Big Brother 12
I'm hoping for some killer matches

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Big Brother 6
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Round 2: BBQ 0, Howie 0
Big Brother 5
Round 1: BBQ 1, Cowboy 1, Drew 0
Round 2: BBQ 1, Drew 0, Diane ½
Round 3: BBQ 1, Cowboy 1, Nakomis 0, CBS 0

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