Big Brother 11that dingo'sHamster Watch

I don't care who wins, I'm just here for the cheap entertainment.. the cheaper, the better

Watch Big Brother 11 on SuperPass. Can't see on TV
SEE IT ALL! THE FIGHTS - THE SEX - THE WEIRD STUFF THAT CBS WON'T SHOW YOU




This site is about the Big Brother 11 feeds and contains spoilers! It isn't necessarily thorough: it's what I catch and/or what interests me. It also isn't necessarily about who will win, who should win, who's cute or who's horrid. It's about watching hamsters: who's doing what and why, who's fun and who's dull. If they aren't entertaining, get rid of 'em! Thanks for encouraging my behavior.




WE GOT FIGHTS! WE GOT SEX!
SIGN UP FOR THE FEEDS
to see it all - it's a different show than CBS puts on!

BIG BROTHER 11 on iTUNES
Big Brother Season 11


BIG BROTHER 11 on
NETFLIX INSTANT VIEW

FREE with Netflix membership
Netflix, Inc.

EAST COAST LIVE FEED
Westies can watch the show when it airs in the East at
Video Brother




BB11 DRINKING GAME
Take a swig whenever someone says 'trust me'



POWER STATUS
Jeff is Head of Household
Natalie & Russell are nominated
Russell & Michele's Have-not-ness ended at 9pm



AMERICA'S CHOICE
No vote underway currently



RATINGS WATCH
Tuesday's show was second for the hour with a 2.5 rating and 7 share, behind 'America's Got Talent' on NBC with 3.0/8 and ahead of 'More to Love' on FOX with 1.8/5 and 'Shaq Vs' on ABC with 1.7/5.
Numbers are for adults 18-49
Rating = % of all TV households
Share = % of households watching TV




Donations are gratefully accepted through Paypal using the button above or direct by email. Please support other Big Brother sites that you like, too. Many thanks!



UPCOMING EVENTS
Definite tension - possible fights and late waffles

CBS shows are Sundays at 8, Tuesdays at 9, and live evictions Thursdays at 8

Ross (The Intern) Mathews does post-eviction shows every Friday

Express Lunch with MissyZ and BB8 Chelsia Hart is on SuperPass Thursdays & Fridays at noon Pacific/3pm Eastern. Call-in number is 1-877-576-3348.




LIVE FEEDS HIGHLIGHTS
From the FlashBack page, enter the date, time and feed - you need SuperPass to view these clips

BB11 daily index - BB10 daily index




FAQ
Finale is September 15 - two hours

The official story is Chima was booted. We will never know the complete true story: it was all behind fishies

Jeff won the Coup d'Etat in a public vote and used it to replace Chima's noms (Lydia & Russell) with Jessie & Natalie

Food comps determine living conditions: the losers lived in the Jail room with lights always on, cold water showers, and slop.

Viewer votes determine one additional food item the sloppers can have.

Teams are over. There were four teams: Populars, Jocks, Brainiacs, and Offbeats.

Teamies of the HOH could not be nominated, but they could compete in the next week's HOH comp.

Hamsters earn $750 a week including pre-show hotel and jury sequester. It's possible Jessie gets more (BB7 All-Stars did).

The habitat has 52 cameras and 80 mics.

The recorded Big Brother in-house announcements are the voice of producer Don Wollman.

Sadly, Craig Ferguson was not recycled back in this year.



HOW'S THE WEATHER?

Click for Studio City, California Forecast







iTrixie loves Best Bully Sticks!



Stop Smoking and Get THE best Electronic Cig!



official Hamsterwatch merchandise



Eat Well and Lose Weight!



Shop Coca-Cola Collectibles for the enthusiast!



  Day 53 - August 26, 2009       Bookmark and Share

>> past   >> present   >> future   >> all

>> Jeff is Head of Household - Natalie & Russell are nominated <<

>> Tweeting Big Brother since BB8 - click to see all or follow - latest:

    Semantics


    Instead of everlasting naps, they kicked off the afternoon with another fight.. it was pretty much a rerun of Jeff & Russell's post-veto meeting fight but this time Jordan got involved too, when Russell referred to her as "Fatty"

    She stomped over to Russell and chest-bumped him - later saying that "wasn't physical" - then Jeff & Russell carried on with their one-liners and punk threats.. many think Jeff came out ahead, but I'm calling it a TKO for Russell when he counted off on his fingers and told Jeff "Final 4 comes after Final 2, fucking idiot!" to which Jeff responded "Dude, you're talking semantics, bro"

    The camera came out and Russell was not part of the picture-taking festivities again.. most of them rehashed the latest fight all day & night, like they do, but Michele also started bashing Natalie to Jorff, and that was encouraging.. evening brought a round robin of Jeff bashing led by Russell and Russell bashing led by Jeff, with occasional shots from everyone else.. it was not pretty

    Thanks to waterheaterguy for the bump cap.. Hamsterwatch chat regulars can use the password yellow for Diary Room chat on Thursday

    Feeds highlights


    If you have SuperPass you can watch anything you missed, or see it again.. just enter the date, time and feed on the FlashBack page

    8/26 - 12.45pm - Quads - Jeff versus Russell again, plus Jordan - continues into 1pm
    8/26 - 8.50pm - Quads - Kevin & Natalie continue their anti-Michele campaign to Jorff
    8/27 - 2.05am - F1/2 - Jeff & Jordan make out

    Random caps of the day


    These are my most recent screencaps - click thumbnails to enlarge or click here to see more.. you can log in using your Twitter nick and password to leave comments on any cap, and your comment will also be automatically posted to your Twitter.. use #BB11 in all tweets and comments for a clickable link to tweet with other feedsters

    Daily Ratings - Ickies & Uglies edition


    Ratings are based on entertainment value


    I won't give up my dream of Natalie leaving tomorrow until Julie says I have to. Special Hamsterwatch shout-outs to staffers we've come to know vicariously: Gene Crowe on the flags & fishies, Mike the comps guy, and Michelle in Diary.. hi to Meredith also.




    Team Jock Won: Hawaii trip
    HEAD OF HOUSEHOLD

    He was funny in the fight again (partly laugh-with and partly laugh-at) but he got so nasty afterwards that it was like listening to the ickies, only more hateful. Even he said he doesn't like the person he's become in there and neither do many of us: feedsters & Showtimers are ready for a cabat cadoo recall vote, plus he's picking his nose all the time. He needs a big dose of reality and fortunately he'll get it tomorrow, as outgoing HOHs always do. His fall will be compounded if Natalie, Russell or Kevin win the next HOH comp and put him up.


    Team Popular

    She didn't start shouting and bumping until Russell called her 'Fatty' and that's the one part of the fight she kept rehashing all day and night. We all know that while she's put on a few pounds in there, she's nowhere near fat - but she thinks she is, and that's all that matters. Russell obviously gets it but Jeff obviously doesn't, since he continued to tease her about her cookie dough even after she teared up about it. Later she ate a bunch of Coolwhip.




    Team Offbeat Won: $10,000

    He's getting ickier as Natalie rubs off on him, but he's also psst pssting a lot with Russell and who knows what that's about? Pulling out Michele's birth control pills to try to figure out how she uses them as a calendar/study aid was bad, and going through all of her stuff to try to find her comp gloves to steal was worse. For some magical reason, she came down and looked through her stuff minutes after they went through everything - after a short fishies. It was almost as big a miracle as levitating on tv!




    Team Brain

    She's still getting blamed for most everything that goes wrong in there, and Jeff's still calling her 'Smelly' even though she cleaned up last night. She was going to sleep in HOH after coming off slop and out of Jail - on the round chair up there? After saying all day how she was looking forward to sleeping in a real bed again! But she moved back down to the Swim room after the fishies seemingly busted Kevin & Natalie going through her things.




    Team Jock Won: Phone call
    NOMINATED

    See Kevin, with the addition that if by some miracle she should hear Julie announce she's gone tomorrow, her expression should top BB8 Dustin's. Here's hoping.




    Team Jock Won: $10,000, Massage
    NOMINATED

    Like Jeff, he didn't score many points in today's fight other than his Final 4/Final 2 lesson that's obvious to everyone but Jeff. Otherwise the whole thing was a rerun of Monday's fight, with the addition of calling Jordan 'Fatty' and mentioning cookie dough. Those were cheap shots but I guess she did open herself up to them by constantly griping about gaining weight while stuffing her face. He seems ready to leave but I'm hoping for a last minute reprieve.. I'm not sure I can handle another three weeks of Natalie running everything into the ground.





       
    Team Offbeat Won: Plasma TV,
    1 week Captain Unitard
    She gave HJs & a condom event for safety, then seemed to really be crushing on Jessie - against all odds. She whined, fake-cried & babytalked too much, was volatile, and the only creative one, making an amazing trashbag suit and Play-doh creations. She shlurred her screams about her catsuit costume but later wore it without complaint, and well. She may have been a damage control exit due to Mills-McCartney Nannygate but we'll never know for sure.





       
    Team Brain Won: Nothing
    She began as a sympathetic character with her horrific story and positive outlook about it, and then things got weird. She flirted with Russell, planned a fake fight with him that happened exactly as scripted, and then they appeared to be mortal enemies. She had a raging and ultimately fatal case of HOH-itis and her hard fall from that was on live TV. With her subsequent nom she got petty, bitter & rebellious, and then she vanished. But she's a strong, smart woman and she'll survive this too.





       
    Team Jock Won: $2,500
    He showed up again uninvited and pretty much killed the feeds for those who were glad to see him leave last year. This time he had a new chin, only talked about himself again, got pink toenails, lost weight, mangled more words, got (at least) four HJs and one condom event with Lydia, all while playing he was Natalie's BFF. He went on Hamsterwatch ignore early during this second stint, and once again got his empty wheel before his time, so I don't have much more to say except hallelujah, he's gone!





       
    Team Brain Won: Nothing
    He looked great on paper but his BB expertise was more stats & CBS versions than anything practical - he obviously missed the start of BB10 or he wouldn't have duplicated Brian's suicidal game. He played a dirty game that included a Michele smear campaign, but Natalie did most of the dirty work he took credit for. He exiled himself a couple times, didn't share his HOH camera, talked non-stop (usually about himself), and generated more hate around the BB interwebs than most.





       
    Team Offbeat - Won: 1 week banana gig
    Videos of him & Jessie together surfaced early and their covert partnership ran the house for two weeks, but that deal expired after the Ronnie Mutiny was forgotten and Casey was blamed for Natalie's hinky vote. His quick wit provided memorable one-liners on a daily basis, and they only got better from both Angry Banana and Sad Banana. He came in like an aging Mike Boogie but he got past that, earning lots of fans thanks to his humor, his laid back style, and his ability to not take it all so seriously.





       
    Team Popular - Won: Nothing
    She was the star of the first CBS eps although she was barely in there. Her boobies were a show in themselves, and she protested way too much about the attention they got (usually while thrusting them at anyone handy). Mostly she was a miseryguts, glaring & pouting, and claiming to have everything figured out like BB9 Allison but with Shelley Duvall's voice. Her face-off with Jessie was memorable thanks to 'let me get down to your level', 'you're not the boss of me' and 'thrown under the river'.





       
    Team Popular - Won: Nothing
    His nekkid pics got out before the premiere, he said Julie's a ho, and he started a race riot in there - but his target Kevin wasn't offended by the words as much as that they hadn't been buddies. The habitat went nuts waffling about his eviction vote (vs Chima) but he was barely involved, although he did provide the fodder for her most shocking nominee speech ever. Despite all that, Braden turned out to be a funny hamster and a great third to the Jeff & Jordan comedy team.





     
    BB10 Brian Hart
    Team Brain
     
    BB8 Jessica Hughbanks
    Team Popular
     
    BB5/7 Michael Cowboy Ellis
    Team Offbeat


     
    Linking to any page here is fine but please do not repost any content from this site (or any other) without permission, and do not repost or hotlink to any images
    !! THIS MEANS YOU !!



    DON'T MISS A THING
    Watch Big Brother 11 on SuperPass. Everything you can't see on TV
    Free trial- includes FlashBack
    No time-out feeds links - FlashBack



    GET TWITTERED! FREE TEXT ALERTS
    Get (a lot of) free Hamsterwatch updates to your cell phone! Follow me at my Twitter page or text 'follow hamsterwatch' to 40404 (21212 in Canada). Click for more info.



    LINES OF THE DAY

    Jeff: You don't think they fucking hear you? There's 10,000 cameras and we're wearing microphones!

    Russell to Jordan: Go back inside and get some cookie dough

    Russell: Final 4 comes after Final 2, fucking idiot!
    Jeff: Dude, you're talking semantics, bro

    Russell: The only girl you're making laugh is the little fatty next to you
    Jordan: You are a fucking douchebag and a pig, that's what you are

    Russell: You're too dumb
    Jeff: I'm not dumb - obviously - how dumb does that make you that you got got by a dumb person?
    Russell: America gave you that power because they felt sorry for you that you got ripped on by me

    Jeff: I'm going inside cuz I'm fucking one step away from busting you in the fucking mouth dude
    Jeff: I'm fucking this close to fucking knocking you the fuck out
    Russell: DO IT!

    Jordan: I want to hit him SO bad!

    Jordan: I don't care if he calls me stupid

    Kevin: You are really gonna wear tie-dye up in the Diary room?
    Natalie: Yes
    Kevin: That is a fashion no-no

    Jeff: I hate the person I am becoming in here

    Jordan: Those strawberries make me want some Coolwhip




    LINKS OF THE DAY

    C=Venus BB11 Chops

    Free shipping from PETCO.com!
    Use coupon code PETCO11932949
    on orders over $40 thru August 31




    Click to see my full list of BB11 links
    These are some of my favorites:

    24/7 feeds - free trial see everything that happens before it gets edited into something else for tv

    No time-out feed links including set-up how-to, plus Real contact info

    SuperPass FlashBack instant replay by time/date/feed (requires SuperPass)

    Hamsterwatch Twitter - Twitpic

    Hamsterwatch Chatroom

    Hamsterwatch Forum

    BB adult/explicit links - already updated for BB11!

    CBS Big Brother 11 the official site

    DogDave BB11 aka Aldav scouts all the BB sites so you don't have to: all the news, edgy stuff & the best mini-recaps in town

    Attw x's houseguest tributes all seasons fun & reference by BB's number one fan

    Sir LinksALot Big Brother 11 all the links, once again

    BuddyTV - Big Brother 11 TV supersite with news, articles, discussions



    EXTRACURRICULAR TALLY

    Hamsters who met before BB11: 2
    -Jessie & Casey

    Sex events: 5 - Lydia/Jessie

    Makeout pairings: 1 - Jeff/Jordan

    Nominee speech scorchers: 3
    -Chima, Casey, Ronnie

    Premature exits: 1 - Chima

    Major fights: 12
    -Natalie vs. Jeff
    -'Beaner' race wars starring
      Braden/Kevin/Lydia/Jeff/Jordan
    -Laura vs. Jessie plus Natalie
    -Post-Braden eviction blowout
     Chima/Natalie/Michele
    -Everyone vs. Ronnie
    -Russell vs. Chima (3 fake rounds)
    -Kevin vs. Ronnie (2 rounds)
    -Russell, Natalie, Chima vs. Michele
    -Russell vs. Jessie (kooky ending)
    -Lydia vs. Michele plus Natalie & Jeff
    -Russell vs. Jeff plus Jordan
    -Russell vs. Jeff plus Jordan again

    Naughty past that may have surprised the producers: 1 - Braden

    Shocking true stories: 1 - Chima

    'The Soup' mentions: 6 of 7 Fridays
    -Wedgie comp + Jessie
    -Technotronics (Clip of the Week)
    -Jordan's time-telling
    -Lydia stalks Jessie (Clip of the Week)
    -Lydia's raccoon & Ronnie's speech
    -Creepy eulogy & Chima's drowned mic



    BBQ SMACKDOWN SCORECARD

    Big Brother 11
    Round 1: BBQ 0, Jeff 0
    Round 2: BBQ 0, Jeff ½

    Big Brother 10
    No title events
    Big Brother 9 Winter Edition
    Round 1: BBQ ½, Ryan 0
    Round 2, BBQ ½, Adam 0
    Round 3, BBQ ½, Ryan 0
    Big Brother 8
    Round 1: BBQ 1, Dick 0
    Round 2: BBQ ½, Zach 0
    Round 3: BBQ 0, Dick 1
    Big Brother 7 All-Stars
    BBQ training sabbatical
    Big Brother 6
    Round 1: BBQ 1, Ivette 0
    Round 2: BBQ 0, Howie 0
    Big Brother 5
    Round 1: BBQ 1, Cowboy 1, Drew 0
    Round 2: BBQ 1, Drew 0, Diane ½
    Round 3: BBQ 1, Cowboy 1, Nakomis 0, CBS 0




    Apple iTunes



    official Hamsterwatch swag - shirts, mugs, hats, and more










    >> top of page    >> latest    >> daily index    >> forum    >> chat    >> help    >> links
    >> Twitter    >> MySpace    >> Facebook    >> Big Brother 10    >> BB9    >> BB8    >> BB7    >> BB6    >> BB5



     
    "Position the habitat of your hamster somewhere light and airy, away from drafts, heaters, direct sunlight
    and other pets. Never put it on or near a television, radio or hi-fi, or a fridge."