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POWER STATUS
Chima is Head of Household
Russell & Lydia are nominated
Have-nots are Jeff, Michele, Lydia, Kevin
AMERICA'S CHOICE
Who should win Coup d'Etat and have the power to overturn noms once in the next two weeks?
> Jeff - didn't use Week 1
Which additional food item should the Have-nots get with slop?
> Liver & limes
RATINGS WATCH
Thursday eviction show was 2nd for the hour with a 4.2 rating and 8 share, behind 'So You Think You Can Dance' finale on FOX with 5.0/9, and ahead of '30 Rock' rerun on NBC with 2.2/4, and 'Grey's Anatomy' rerun on ABC with 2.1/4.
Veto comp is Saturday
CBS shows are Sundays at 8, Tuesdays at 9, and live evictions Thursdays at 8
Ross (The Intern) Mathews does post-eviction shows every Friday
Express Lunch with MissyZ and BB8 Chelsia Hart is on SuperPass Thursdays & Fridays at noon Pacific/3pm Eastern. Call-in number is 1-877-576-3348.
I've about given up on weekly visits from Craig Ferguson, and am sad he'll never know about Jessie hanging up on his voice mail without leaving a message.
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BB11 daily index - BB10 daily index
FAQ
Comps determine living conditions. The losers live in the Jail room with lights always on cold water showers, and slop.
Viewer votes determine one additional food item the sloppers can have.
Teams are over. There were four teams: Populars, Jocks, Brainiacs, and Offbeats.
Teamies of the HOH could not be nominated, but they could compete in the next week's HOH comp.
Hamsters earn $750 a week including pre-show hotel and jury sequester. It's possible Jessie gets more (BB7 All-Stars did).
The habitat has 52 cameras and 80 mics.
The recorded Big Brother in-house announcements are the voice of producer Don Wollman.
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Another movie ad
Entourage's Jeremy Piven dropped into the habitat today for yet another Big Brother cross-promotion opportunity, this time for his upcoming movie The Goods: Live Hard, Sell Hard.. he'll be on Sunday's show along with an extended trailer or two.. you can bet movie-watching will involve another truckload of candyJeff, Michele, Lydia & Kevin lost the food comp, and were given liver & limes as their supplement (good job, voters).. the others get to watch the movie.. Russell won $10k
Chima nominated Russell and Lydia.. Russell made a pitch to Jeff to team up with him & Jordan (apparently forgetting they had already joined forces), but not before Chima demanded Jordan vote to evict Russell.. Chima & Russell had a big hug after the noms, and everyone parannoyed the night away
The night-time stupidity sprouted from Michele telling Natalie she overheard Lydia say she wants Jeff gone, and it spread like wildfire: Natalie yelled at Jessie for telling Lydia about it, he threw his protein powder and it sprayed all over the living room; Jeff got perturbed; Natalie wound up Chima.. meanwhile Russell started up with Michele their preamble to his (staged) Chima fight again, culminating with Michele ripping off her mic, yelling "Fuck you!" and storming off to HOH to whip up Chima & Natalie some more.. Jeff was nearby and thought the FU was for him
It's all water over the bridge: the cabat cadoo can and probably will undo everything - it appears to have been decreed anyway - and we'll have gone through yet another hell week for nothing.. Jeremy Piven's already forgotten them all - we should too
Feeds highlights
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8/7 - 11.35pm - F1/2 - Michele says FU to Russell and rips off her mic
8/8 - 1.15am - F3/4 - Russell on Michele again, several rounds
8/8 - 2.20am - F3/4 - Chima threatens to destroy Thursday's live show if her noms are overturned
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Daily Ratings - Clusterflock'd Again edition
Ratings are based on entertainment value
  
The Coup d'Etat (cabat cadoo) is effectively another America's Player scenario, and according to what they've said at various times, they were virtually guaranteed there would be no America's Player this year. I'd say that's grounds to cry foul but I suppose it's a gray area.. anyway I'm always crying foul on them. In short, today was another movie promotion, another night of no booze and nothing to distract or occupy them, and another night of paranoid lunatics playing he said/she said like third graders. Call me negative, but you try listening to them 18 hours a day - every day - and see how you feel about them. There's no fun to be found anywhere. Oh well.. when BB gives you limes, make limeade.. or lager 'n lime, or just crack open the tequila. |
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Team BrainHEAD OF HOUSEHOLD She waterboarded Jordan into promising to vote out Russell if she puts him up, and it'll serve her right if her HOH gets overturned by Jeff's cabat cadoo. She's pushing her Girlpower Plus Kevin Less Jordan Alliance real hard, but I can't listen to it. Pretty soon she'll demand the Head of Household title be changed to Queen. |
 
Team JockHOLDS COUP d'ETAT Depending what time it is, he's now Public Enemy #1 since most of them figure he's the Wizard, but Russell & Michele get their turns being mass-targeted too. He may or may not have let on to Jordan that he's the cabat cadoo, but they'll let him keep it unless he screams the news to the entire habitat, just like they'll probably let him nap outside of Jail like Jessie & Natalie did. He got pissy about slop, liver, no movie, a sore toe, and not the finding beanie babies during the comp, so he was less than his usual funny self today. |
  
Team Jock Won: $2,500'Obsolete' |
 
Team PopularEveryone said she did a great job in the comp but since she tends to bounce off Jeff's mood, she was less than her usual fun self today too. And since she's rarely involved in any of the drama, she was once again missing from our feeds for much of the day & night. I don't like to see her stressing about gaining weight, but I do like the gusto with which she enjoys her seven meals a day. |
 
Team Offbeat Won: $5,000He entered his second straight week of Have-not, but he'll have more interesting roomies in Jail this time. Other than showing up for two Girlpower Alliance meetings, I barely saw him. |
 
Team Offbeat Won: Plasma TVNOMINATED She couldn't just be quiet for awhile like most people: no, our Lydia had to 'have a period of mute' today. She came out of that by making a random comment to Jessie that stirred things up for most of them and us for a few hours for nothing. Since she routinely uses peculiar tactics when she's nominated, chances are all that was just her taking a page from Natalie's book to stir things up and then stepping back to hide. I can't see anything good coming from her bedding down in Jail next to Jeff. |
 
Team BrainShe's starting her third week of Have-not but she didn't mind since she doesn't have to go to Jail with Ronnie this time. She goes from obscurity to Public Enemy #1 and back to obscurity again so fast it makes my head spin. Tonight's battles with Russell probably qualify for another Major Fights tally mark on the sidebar, but it was all a rerun of Russell vs. Ronnie and Ronnie vs. Michele. She has to realize that all the support she keeps getting behind closed doors from the Girlpower Alliance evaporates every time she's being attacked by someone.. doesn't she? Next she'll be targeted by Jeff since he seems to think her angry "fuck you!" was directed at him. |
 
Team JockThe scrappy ninja continues to be everywhere at once, starting most of the fires and whipping up others, but it was nice to hear her yelling at Jessie for mucking things up tonight. She also gave us some more keepable vocabulary words today: along with cabat cadoo, she's also calling it cooma latta, and saying someone could get 'wizzed outta here' on Thursday. |
 
Team Jock Won: $10,000NOMINATED When did Russell turn into Ronnie? Tonight he used the same lines on Michele he'd previously used on Ronnie and that Ronnie had used on Michele. He also gave Chima a warm hug after she nominated him - much like he did last night after their marathon rehash & make-up session for Showtime. I'm really starting to think he got his $10k today as an actoring bonus. It's a good thing we have cabat cadoo this week: the Shave Your Head for Veto comp would be way too obvious, even for them. |
   Team Brain Won: Nothing He looked great on paper but his BB expertise was more stats & CBS versions than anything practical - he obviously missed the start of BB10 or he wouldn't have duplicated Brian's suicidal game. He played a dirty game that included a Michele smear campaign, but Natalie did most of the dirty work he took credit for. He exiled himself a couple times, didn't share his HOH camera, talked non-stop (usually about himself), and generated more hate around the BB interwebs than most. |
   Team Offbeat - Won: 1 week banana gig Videos of him & Jessie together surfaced early and their covert partnership ran the house for two weeks, but that deal expired after the Ronnie Mutiny was forgotten and Casey was blamed for Natalie's hinky vote. His quick wit provided memorable one-liners on a daily basis, and they only got better from both Angry Banana and Sad Banana. He came in like an aging Mike Boogie but he got past that, earning lots of fans thanks to his humor, his laid back style, and his ability to not take it all so seriously. |
   Team Popular - Won: Nothing She was the star of the first CBS eps although she was barely in there. Her boobies were a show in themselves, and she protested way too much about the attention they got (usually while thrusting them at anyone handy). Mostly she was a miseryguts, glaring & pouting, and claiming to have everything figured out like BB9 Allison but with Shelley Duvall's voice. Her face-off with Jessie was memorable thanks to 'let me get down to your level', 'you're not the boss of me' and 'thrown under the river'. |
   Team Popular - Won: Nothing His nekkid pics got out before the premiere, he said Julie's a ho, and he started a race riot in there - but his target Kevin wasn't offended by the words as much as that they hadn't been buddies. The habitat went nuts waffling about his eviction vote (vs Chima) but he was barely involved, although he did provide the fodder for her most shocking nominee speech ever. Despite all that, Braden turned out to be a funny hamster and a great third to the Jeff & Jordan comedy team. |
  BB10 Brian Hart Team Brain
 BB8 Jessica Hughbanks Team Popular
 BB5/7 Michael Cowboy Ellis Team Offbeat |
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LINES OF THE DAY
Chima about planning noms: I don't like the fact that Jeff & Jordan aren't talking to me
Jordan: You're negative today
Jeff: Negative?!
Jessie about Jeremy Piven: I was watching his mouth
Russell: Give me a chance, I'll come on your team
Jeff: Trust me, I'll take you down [with veto/implied]
Jeff to Jordan: You smell like awesome
Natalie: ..get wizzed outta here..
Michele: It depends whether Big Brother wants to keep him around, because sometimes the games are skewed [cut to fishies]
Jordan: You're gonna have to do what's best for you
Jeff: If I make a decision, you are gonna pay the same price as me
Chima, watching Russell vs. Michele on spyscreen: You know I want to get out there and help her, but I'm tired
Chima: And it was rigged! The fucking athletes are winning everything [cut to fishies]
Chima about planning noms: I don't like the fact that Jeff & Jordan aren't talking to me
Jordan: You're negative today
Jeff: Negative?!
Jessie about Jeremy Piven: I was watching his mouth
Russell: Give me a chance, I'll come on your team
Jeff: Trust me, I'll take you down [with veto/implied]
Jeff to Jordan: You smell like awesome
Natalie: ..get wizzed outta here..
Michele: It depends whether Big Brother wants to keep him around, because sometimes the games are skewed [cut to fishies]
Jordan: You're gonna have to do what's best for you
Jeff: If I make a decision, you are gonna pay the same price as me
Chima, watching Russell vs. Michele on spyscreen: You know I want to get out there and help her, but I'm tired
Chima: And it was rigged! The fucking athletes are winning everything [cut to fishies]
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EXTRACURRICULAR TALLY
Hamsters who met before BB11: 2
-Jessie & Casey
Sex events: 4 Lydia/Jessie
Makeout pairings: 0
Nominee speech scorchers: 3
-Chima, Casey, Ronnie
Major fights: 8
-Natalie vs. Jeff
-'Beaner' race wars starring
Braden/Kevin/Lydia/Jeff/Jordan
-Laura vs. Jessie plus Natalie
-Post-Braden eviction blowout
Chima/Natalie/Michele
-Everyone vs. Ronnie
-Russell vs. Chima (3 fake rounds)
-Kevin vs. Ronnie (2 rounds)
-Russell, Natalie, Chima vs. Michele
Naughty past that may have surprised the producers: 1 - Braden
Shocking true stories: 1 - Chima
'The Soup' mentions: 4 of 5 Fridays
-Wedgie comp + Jessie
-Technotronics (Clip of the Week)
-Jordan's time-telling
-Lydia stalks Jessie (Clip of the Week)
