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NEXT SHOW
Thursday, August 28 at 8pm: live eviction, HOH comp, noms, veto comp, 2nd live eviction, a couple out-of-sequence dramas



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RATINGS WATCH
Tuesday's show dropped to third with a 4.3 rating and 7 share, behind 'America's Got Talent' on NBC with 7.3/11, and a 'House' rerun on Fox with 4.7/7.
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Share = % of households watching TV




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UPCOMING EVENTS
More fights - Jerry hasn't weighed in yet

Looks like the 'Late Late Show' may not happen again this week - Craig's still on reruns

Thursday's show will be booted or delayed for football in many areas

The only remaining birthday is Dan's, September 1 - if he's still around then

Hopefully they'll get another shot at earning the grill.. it's waiting



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FAQ
Announcements/clues/comp questions:
·121 marble slots in a Chinese checkerboard
·Sweden is slightly larger than California
·The tallest building west of the Mississippi is 73 stories
·Over 300 species of turtles alive today
·Wurlitzer 1015 Bubbler arguably the most popular jukebox of all time
·Birch is the national tree of Russia
·It takes 1000s of volts of electricity to power a neon light bulb
·Largest weather vane is in Spain
·15 republics in the Soviet Union

'Switzerland', 'The Psychologist' and 'Dairy Queen' refer to Diary Room; 'Vacation' refers to pre-show hotel sequester

Jerry is being called 'The Colonel'

The winner will once again receive $500k, and second place gets $50k. The weekly stipend for the others remains $750, including sequester weeks.

The habitat has 52 cameras and 95 mics this season

The recorded Big Brother in-house announcements are the voice of producer Don Wollman

Finale was scheduled for September 17 - maybe now it'll be the 16th. It's a slightly shorter season than usual, by about 10 days


AMERICA'S PLAYER

Task 1: Who should Dan get nominated? Jessie/successful

Task 2: Who should Dan hug for 10 seconds? Jessie/successful

Task 3: Who should Dan vote to evict? Jessie/successful

Dan gets $20k if successful and not discovered. Apparently the previously-announced 4th task has evaporated. It's not clear whether all the 'Dan is America's Player' suspicions will invalidate him.





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  August 26, 2008 - Day 50

>> past   >> present   >> future   >> all

>> Dan is Head of Household - Jerry & Michelle are nominated <<

>> Latest Twitters should show here - if not, see them here
    Risky business


    I really don't have much today and don't expect much tomorrow either.. this is as much a placeholder page as anything else

    Whisperings continue (mostly Michelle's), trashings continue (Jerry's leading that race, with Michelle's help), and if anything important has happened, you can pretty much bet it's not very important - not really

    The very, very long midweek waiting game is underway

    America's sweetheart


    America's Choice for the "awww" phone call moment and all-around Mister Nice Guy Award has been busy demonstrating his mad skills

    Jerry: I just can't understand.. why the mean attitude?

    Michelle: Dan was saying his life is perfect
    Jerry: You're talking about that boy? The little one with no body? He's got the ugliest body I've ever seen

    Jerry: I've met shitty people in my life, but none like them

    Jerry's not the only one doing this stuff - most of them are, in varying degrees.. it's just that time of the season when this stuff always comes along and slimes us all.. but Jerry's the one making an art form of it (as others have before him), while being portrayed as America's Grandpa
       

    Jerry: And Cankle [Keesha] there - ugly little bitch.. she's the ugliest thing I've ever seen

    Jerry: What bothers me, I just don't understand the meanness

    Jerry: I'm saving my favorite saying: 'Out of a million sperm, it's hard to believe you were the fastest swimmer' (he has already said it though, in a pre-show interview, about BB8 Dick Donato)

    Jerry: Fat Boy.. I think [Memphis Bob] might have been one of those funny dancers, female impersonators

    Jerry: [Renny]'s a low level sneak is what she is

    Jerry: I'm not worried about Keesha.. Keesha's a little, wimpy little fucking mouse

    Jerry: [Renny]'s a fucking idiot

    Now Jerry's talking about asking Dan, as part of his nominee speech on Thursday, if he's a plant or a mole.. since Dan's only stipulation to win his $20k is that he not be discovered (and since they've now put Michelle calling him a plant on CBS), I'm going to go out on my shakey limb and say Julie will tell Dan the jig's up, and they'll put that money back in the coffers - for an AC favorite hamster vote at the finale, is my guess, which Renny will win

    Jerry: [Dan]'s an arrogant little cocksucker that fucking needs his dick cut off and sewed in his mouth, okay? I don't give a shit.. there's something with this little weird fucker

    Jerry: Did you see the way [Keesha] did that? (threw away some trash).. arrogant litte cunt.. she's a powerful little bitch.. I call her the Black Widow by the way [flips her off].. I also call her Shankles.. she'd like to cut all our throats, that little bitch

    Jerry: When I go to the jury house I hope somehow she has to get there.. I can't wait to call her names: Cankles and Sagging Ass, Toothless, Mouse.. I'll do that to her.. bitch


    * PLEASE NOTE * Lots of folks won't have a timely live show on Thursday.. I don't know yet if I'll have access to one or not, but will do my best to update the site as we go.. Twitters might not go out timely either as Democrats will be clogging the internets around then

    Some screencaps from the day are in the forum thanks to ABT, as are some very thoughtful discussions on this whole mess and some other fun stuff too

    Daily ratings - Spellcheck edition


    Ratings are usually based on entertainment value, but not this time.. everyone's stalled in neutral


    The poll questions are divvied up here by who might end up 'winning' them per the voted results.. not necessarily my answers. Thanks to Aldav & Attw x for playing along - each wins a copy of the home game.


    Won: $20k (presumably)
    HEAD OF HOUSEHOLD

    Called a hero after saving family from burning building

    Self help book goes to #1 on the best-seller list

    Devotes their life to helping the poor




    Won: $4k
    NOMINATED

    Turns slop into international diet fad

    Entrusted with national security secret

    Tips $1 on $1000 tab





    Has plastic surgery to remove crow's feet from around eyes

    Petitions government to name a holiday after themselves

    Uses winnings to build farm for abandoned animals




    Won: Classic Camaro

    Caught selling counterfeit veto symbols

    Voted sexiest person of the year

    Named used car salesperson of the year




    NOMINATED

    Arrested by the fashion police

    Beats Jessie in arm wrestling competition

    Gossiping gets them fired from job





    Gets lost on their way home from work

    Loses spelling bee to a five-year-old





    Headlines national comedy tour

    Awarded 'Noble' (sic) Peace Prize

    Life story made into a feature film




       
    Won: Designer clothes, $5k
    We've had sex on the feeds before, but we never actually saw it until she came along. She one-upped often but to her credit, she impressively won the first endurance. She had delusions about her importance in & out of the habitat, and her Barbie Battles with Keesha plus her other fights were something. But we knew from the start she wouldn't be invisible, thanks to her most unusual introduction to the others.




       
    Won: Hawaii trip, $1k
    She ran the tie-dye room with an iron fist but only for a short time: her minions had turned on her long before Jessie & Michelle painted a bull's eye on her for being their leader. She took a lot of flak for leaving her babies and for choosing Hawaii, and her financial sob stories didn't always add up. But she told some fun stories, rebelled against giving comp recaps to Diary, and added great fireworks to fights.




       
    The first to get an empty wheel before their time, his comic relief wore off fast and he brought nothing but a major mirror obsession and raging insecurity. But it's not all bad: he laid around in pink pillows and talked himself gone with rampaging harangues, and he'll carry the fact that he lost to a girl while wearing spandex, then lost to three girls plus Renny. Rehabs will profit from the Jessie Drinking Game.




       
    The third fan fave to walk the plank, she was a great sidekick to the fun guys but she didn't bring much after they left, including any real attempt to save herself. Like many who have gone before, she seems like she'd be a cool person in reality, but this isn't. Her angry hat and illegal tribute bandana aside, she did a great Julie puppet and manscaping. Bikini fans will miss her, as will the Behind Pillows alliance.




       
    They all liked him and his shenanigans, but his comp potential and desperate pledges of multi allegiance got him booted anyway, plus he was Brian's pal. He entertained them and us like few have before, with skits, dances, nekkid romps, Ambien-induced bedtime stories and general looniness. Too bad he went before he made it upstairs: he'd probably have revived Bath Buddies® and done it right.




       
    He made more of an impact than most who get voted out first and he had the potential to be a fan fave but he over-allied and betrayed too early and had a very negative edit to boot. He was smart, funny, and a good ringleader for the guys - time will tell if they can be as fun without him. Sock Puppet Theater on only the second night of feeds, under his direction, could be the highlight of the season.


     
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    LINES OF THE DAY

    Dan: What was the name of that show 'Singled Out'?

    Renny: Are you daydreaming, Ollie?
    Ollie: Since I moved in here
    ....
    Ollie: I ain't thrown no lollipops so I'm good today

    Dan: There was an ant in my cup, and it was upstairs

    Ollie (to Michelle): Maybe we're in over our heads



    DAILY JERRYISMS

    (in the main section today - wear protection)




    EXTRACURRICULAR TALLY

    Sex: April/Ollie (12x)

    Makeout pairings: 2
    April/Ollie, Angie/Steven

    Major fights: 10
    · Jessie vs Renny (pre-feeds)
    · April vs Keesha
    · Jerry vs Libra, plus Renny
    · Jerry vs Michelle
    · Jerry vs Memphis Bob (not on feeds)
    · April, Keesha, Libra, Jessie free-for-all
    · April vs Ollie
    · Jessie post-eviction free-for-all
    · April vs Keesha + Libra vs Michelle
    · Ollie vs the habitat

    Impressive party tricks: 2
    Renny's fist, Renny's headstands

    'The Soup' mentions: 5
    · Meet April's boobies plus Jerry's affirmation
    · Jessie's HOH pics of himself
    · Jessie's farewell to Angie plus Michelle's 'whore slut skank' catsuit rant
    · Renny's dirty mouth
    · 'Dumbest houseguests in history' vs has-beens food comp plus Michelle & Jase 'two fax machines mating' noises

    'Best Week Ever' mentions: 1
    (BWE wasn't on during August)
    · Ollie/April sex with the lights on


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