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8/30/04 - Day 60, part 2 >> to the future >> dwell in the past >> latest
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Drew doesn't know where to start with dinner.. Cowboy offers to help
He shows him how to make the patties.. how to light the grill.. how to cook them..
The girls prepare the burger fixings.. they talk about the game, about Marvin
Drew takes a spin with the spatula.. they talk about the game, about Marvin
(the girls agree to 'backdoor' Marvin next week.. Diane says she had a nightmare)
Diane: I feel so awful.. I never felt so bad making fun of anyone before
Diane (looking out the window): How long does it take for two idiots to make hamburgers?
Drew: Marvin's been a total jackass this week
Cowboy: That week he wouldn't let me win HOH I lost all respect for him
Drew: Next week it'll just be 3 guys and 3 girls! Diane really wants Marvin out
Cowboy: I'm actually liking Marvin this week
Drew: See if she looks at me
Diane comes out to see how it's going, and to supervise.. Marvin comes over too
Marvin: So cowboy did the grilling?
Cowboy: Nope, Drew did it.. I just helped a bit
Dating on steroids
Burgers are done.. Adria joins them but doesn't speak during dinner
After they all tease Drew & Diane cuz he's always saying "my ex-girlfriend this" "my ex-girlfriend that" "uh-oh, look out Diane!" Adria joins in pleasantly, conversationally
Adria: So how long have you two been dating?
(they all do the math)
Adria: So what are y'all gonna do when one of you leaves?
(no real answers.. Drew's eating burger #3)
Adria: Y'all got plans for after here?
(Drew says they live near each other and hope to meet up, go to a club in Cincinnati)
Adria: I was just kinda wondering how close y'all are.. cuz during the day you hate each other.. so at night you make up? and talk?
(they say it's different, not like anything normal, being together 24/7)
Drew: This is like dating on steroids
Diane: But we don't get on each other's nerves
Adria: 24/7 together and never get on each other's nerves? hmm
Diane: Nope, he never gets on my nerves.. all my ex-boyfriends did
Drew: Sometimes she gets on mine a little
Nik: Yes he does get on your nerves! Especially when he calls you the c-word!
Adria: I see, now you got a lil triangle going on.. Nakomis knows more than you do
Diane: He doesn't get on my nerves, I'm sorry! But he doesn't!
Adria talks to Drew at the sink.. Diane follows when she leaves..
another glass breaks.. they all go back outside to cards
Adria: Y'all aren't keeping any secrets.. it's not like nobody knows
Drew: I'm not gonna be kissing her in front of you all.. and the way Marvin's always in there, trying to provoke..
Adria: (laughs) Yea, he's funny
Diane: Why was she in your face over here? So did I answer all those questions ok?? You could've stepped in! 'Going to a club in Cincinnati'? You made it sound like that's all we're gonna do after this! You don't get on my nerves, is that so bad?? What is it I do that gets on your nerves??!!
They chit-chat mostly about euchre, playing and learning the game.. Karen & Marvin aren't playing, they float in and out.. Adria says just two words then nothing more, and just watches Diane.. booze delivery comes right on cue.. even when they all go inside to pee or refill Adria doesn't leave her post.. the tension is tangible
Drew: I guess only time she gets on my nerves is when she gets cocky..
Adria: Diane? Cocky?
Diane: Somebody's about to get a foot up their ass
They break between games, everyone's sipping a lot.. they talk about families..
Adria keeps watching Diane.. out of the blue Diane blurts out some major stuff
and starts crying - it's real, not an act
If I could have my bad attitude removed, I would
My mom's my best friend, my dad's my best friend, my sister hates everyone.. she thinks everyone's out to get her
My parents divorced a year ago.. if I have nothing to do in the afternoon, I go over to my dad's and we go out drinking
(her dad has a girlfriend, who has '4 to 5 daughters - they're all bitches'.. she tells how she met her dad's girlfriend by surprise)
..and this woman I've never seen before comes over and just plants one on him..
That was the worst day of my life
(Diane cries as she tells this.. there's a very awkward silence)
Marvin motions for Drew to come over, which he does.. he seems shocked..
Marvin breaks the tension with some comic relief and a change of subject..
Diane's not quite done, she blurts out again during an entirely different conversation
Marv: Well now, we don't need to get into all that here
(they talk about something different)
Diane: My dad's suicidal though.. I've had to put him in the hospital several times
Diane: I'm the one who does all of that! I'm the only one who does fucking anything in my family!
Diane: I don't mind talking about all that.. they've all signed releases
They play more cards.. the siren keeps going off in the background..
Diane says "I don't like that noise, it parannoys me"
Turns out it's Adria playing it.. who says "It isn't shocking me"
Adria goes to bed.. the rest are pretty toasted by now but keep drinking..
Diane's all over the map emotionally - chatting, laughing, crying.. without visible transitions.. Marvin appears with a comical nerd/Urkel/Drew act
Diane: That fucking bitch!
Diane: I'm the family black sheep.. I'm also the only one doing anything with my life!
Nik: Somebody's mouthing again
Diane: Aww the twin went to bed, should I go kiss and make up?
Marv: You were very rude to her this evening
They decide to play Shock The Hamster some more.. Diane volunteers her wrist, then her neck, then her ass.. she's having fun with all this
They're all shouting and screaming, inside & outside the house (Adria's in bed)
They go for Karen.. Nik says they should use the zapper on the girls' nipples and the guys' balls.. Cowboy takes safety precautions (odd ones for electricity, but he's making an effort).. Nik did her nipples (which I didn't see).. Drew did a testicle
They get pretty rowdy.. bets were made over cards and booze about people going into the pool nekkid, showering for show, etc.. Drew is the only who seems adamant the bets be paid off (the girls lost)
Diane rehashes to Drew her same gripes about Adria being a bitch, Drew not standing up for her.. would he vomit for her like Jase did for Holly? Would they eat vomit for each other? Marvin passes by, keeping his distance
The girls go inside and make drunken guacamole again.. Nik cuts her finger.. they talk about how "out of control Marvin's gotten".. Diane's nightmare has escalated to Marvin trying to rape her in it.. Diane says "I don't wanna do it, but we have to backdoor him: it's the only way".. Nik & Karen agree
The guys stay outside and talk about sex.. Marvin says they should send strippers or hookers in for a night.. Drew is not backing off or acting offended at all.. he says it's so hard "not getting any in here, and all the hormones!"
Marv: I need to get me some assLater Cowboy talks first to Diane - agreeing to go with the backdoor plan - then to Drew, offering to be a neutral third party if they want to talk things over
Diane: Me & Drew aren't about the game! And he says he doesn't want to show it cuz he's scared of Marvin?? And then Adria butts in!!Cowboy gives Drew some good advice
Cowboy: You need to apologize, don't make it about you.. she's got some problems, some bad stuff in her past.. she's drunk and upset, she just needs to feel ok tonightDiane storms past them saying no she doesn't want to talk..
Later in bed, Drew tries to open things up.. "Like umm.. I'm sorry I didn't stand up for you tonight" but Diane launches into another rehash of the night.. Drew responds about how hard it is for him being in there.. they bring it back to game, Holly, Jase, Scott, and Marvin.. finally they settle down and make out as usual
Diane: I'm stupid, an imbecile, an idiot!Diane's nightmare is now up to Marvin chasing her through the Big Brother house, trying to rape her, and she's calling out "Drew! Drew!" but he's nowhere to be found
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